Or as i call them, lettuce interns. Josee canseco is selling his amputated finger on ebay because, thanks to steroids, hes already grown a new one. This is the colbert report. cheers and applause eagle caw cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome to the report. audience chanting stephen thank you for joining us. cheers and applause weve got to do this first. Thanks so much for being here, everybody. The show will start in just one minute. The show will start in just one minute. Im sure if youre watching this, you know a big freeze is moving in all over the country. Im just putting down some salt. Dont need a lawsuit on my hands. And some pepper. cheers and applause cuz the weather outside is frightful. 200 million americans are in the middle of the cold snap today. 50 of the country blanketed in snow. This Minnesota Lake turned to solid ice a rare prethanksgiving deep freeze. Freezing temperatures in all 50 states. Stephen all 50. Even hawaii where aloha now means hello, good
Dont need a lawsuit on my hands. And some pepper. cuz the weather outside is frightful. 200 million americans are in the middle of the cold snap today. 50 of the country blanketed in snow. This Minnesota Lake turned to solid ice a rare prethanksgiving deep freeze. Freezing temperatures in all 50 states. Stephen all 50. Even hawaii where aloha now means hello, goodbye, and my nipples could slice pineapple. And do not confuse this cold snap with last years polar vortex. Its completely different. The recordbreaking polar plunge. Polar plunge. Stephen polar plunge, which is not just a rockin new flavor of capri sun. No, its something even better a reason to ignore global warming. While the president focuses on global warming, more brutally cold weather is hitting across much of the country again today. The prevailing sentiment is weve got to fight global warming. Were freezing. We have record cold. Were not in global warming. Just fix it in your mind, folks. Stephen hes right. When it come
Dont need a lawsuit on my hands. And some pepper. cuz the weather outside is frightful. 200 million americans are in the middle of the cold snap today. 50 of the country blanketed in snow. This Minnesota Lake turned to solid ice a rare prethanksgiving deep freeze. Freezing temperatures in all 50 states. Stephen all 50. Even hawaii where aloha now means hello, goodbye, and my nipples could slice pineapple. And do not confuse this cold snap with last years polar vortex. Its completely different. The recordbreaking polar plunge. Polar plunge. Stephen polar plunge, which is not just a rockin new flavor of capri sun. No, its something even better a reason to ignore global warming. While the president focuses on global warming, more brutally cold weather is hitting across much of the country again today. The prevailing sentiment is weve got to fight global warming. Were freezing. We have record cold. Were not in global warming. Just fix it in your mind, folks. Stephen hes right. When it come
Stephen thanks for being here sorry, folks. Ive got to do this first. Thanks so much for being here. The show will start in just one minute. Sorry, folks, big freeze moving in. Im just putting down some salt. Dont need a lawsuit on my hands. And some pepper. cuz the weather outside is frightful. 200 million americans are in the middle of the cold snap today. 50 of the country blanketed in snow. This Minnesota Lake turned to solid ice a rare prethanksgiving deep freeze. Freezing temperatures in all 50 states. Stephen all 50. Even hawaii where aloha now means hello, goodbye, and my nipples could slice pineapple. And do not confuse this cold snap with last years polar vortex. Its completely different. The recordbreaking polar plunge. Polar plunge. Stephen polar plunge, which is not just a rockin new flavor of capri sun. No, its something even better a reason to ignore global warming. While the president focuses on global warming, more brutally cold weather is hitting across much of the co
Onn, gerardo reyeschavez the Workers Campaign to win fair pickers ande tomato foodnew documentary chains. Us. Then the actor joins came spaniards who immediately behave like wild beasts, wolves, tigers, lions that had been starved for many days, killing, terrorizing, afflicting and destroying native people. Doing this with cruelty never seen or heard of before, and to such a degree that this island once so popular, a population that i estimated of more than 3 million, has barely 200 persons. All that and more, coming up. Welcome to democracy now, democracynow. Org, the war and peace report. Im amy goodman. President obama has unveiled his plan to shield millions of fromumented immigrants deportation. Some four Million People could be eligible for a new policy he outlined, which will allow undocumented parents of u. S. Citizen, and legal permanent children, to stay in the country and work legally, if they have lived in the United States for at least five years and pass a background chec