and there is truth in beauty, hate to tell you. tyrus: it s usually the ugly people that talk them into doing it. greg: yes. paul: ugly people need friends, misery loves company. greg: join us. tyrus: nothing looks better than shaving down the middle of your friend, that s the same look. but the ones telling them to do it have the same hair sdmoout up next coli s red faced clown gets dressed down. if you ll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio awed yes, sir.
[cheers an [cheers an [cheers and applause] greg: he frisked and cuffed hundreds sometimes as a police officer. former nypd inspector and attorney paul mauro. [cheers and applause]. greg: she s cheerful only when she s giving you an ear full, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause]. greg: and his fanny pack sleeps seven. my massive side kick and the nwaworld champion tyrus! [cheers and applause]. greg: julie, it is quite obvious that you re far better looking than anyone on cnn or msnbc. but that ace low bar, they re all very homely male female and everyone in between. do you buy this science? julie: i do actually. if you look at conservatives. greg: across the board not just across the border. julie: and across the border if they live here. if you look across the board
yeah. well, paul, was that your story as well. paul: this actually says call greg a pygmy. tyrus: i don t need to write that down. paul: my story is that apparently there is a new ordinance in town greg this will hit you right at home if you order take jotted. greg: okay. tyrus: oh, boy. paul: you have to specify that you don t want plastic knives and forks, and the store has to abide by that, otherwise everybody is breaking the law. penalty, death. greg: death. you know what s amazing is this is what happens when you stop enforcing the big things you find like little things to fill up your time. paul: that s right. greg: not going to arrest a guy who knives somebody or pushes somebody but i m going to get you for jay walk. i ll get you for gum chewing or whatever. paul: and who s going to enforce this. what are we going to do go through your garbage like the dea has. greg: you don t want to go
tyrus: you re supposed to stomp. julie: i ll throw my shoe. gyno reminds me of a gynecologist so my mind goes down that word. greg: takes out all the joy of human interaction by coming up with these words. julie: takes the joy out of a pap smear those days are gone. they were so fun. why can t we call them heterosexual or i m gay or lesbian. who cares what you like? greg: i don t know paul. paul: listen i finally get a category. maybe i m absolved of all my loans now right i don t have to pay my mortgage? these are writers locked in a house for three years during covid, they re trying to figure out some way to make money. somebody came up with this ridiculous term. she is not even qualified but writes the article and we re supposed to care. greg: it s a meade yad story. paul: who cares. completely artificial. greg: in health magazines
august 5th and cincinnati on august 6th. that s not even shameless. i might be more if i said i ll be in clayton on the 15th. or if i said tickets are available at the real kat timpf.com that would be very shameless. in other words i do not know this woman but i do respect her. greg: that is incredibly shameless. it s almost as shameless, cameraman of me having my coffee. paul: look at that wolfe it s so big. tyrus: shame on both of you. i will discuss how upset i am at this at my live events coming up this summer. greg: my book you can started onning it but it doesn t come out until july so just make plans. look at the cover. isn t it pretty? pretty cover. it s called the king of late night. tyrus: i m topless in my next book. greg: by the way. julie: so am i. greg: speaking of which, look at all the pictures in this book. i have so many pictures. tons of pictures. i never did pictures before.