I like being able to fire people that provide services to me. John in politics its not what you say, its what people hear. John is he right . Thats our show tonight. And now, john stossel. John now that election season has begun,well hear well hear more lies from politicians. I guess they dont usually lie outright, but they play with words so is everything they do or propose sounds great. I long for day when a politician runs a campaign ad that tells the truth like this one. Hi, im gil fulbright. The people who run my campaign have made commercial, and im in it. This campaign, its not about me its about crafting a version of me thatll appeal to you. A version that visits random worksites with paid actors pointing at things. As a conventionally attractive and yet curiously still family. My names gil tug dwight but, hell, ill change my name to bill fulbright or i approve this message. John id vote for that guy. Unfortunately, hes just an actor doing that commercial for a group that pushe
I like being able to fire people that provide services to me. John in politics its not what you say, its what people hear. John is he right . Thats our show tonight. And now, john stossel. John now that election season has begun,well hear well hear more lies from politicians. I guess they dont usually lie outright, but they play with words so is everything they do or propose sounds great. I long for day when a politician runs a campaign ad that tells the truth like this one. Hi, im gil fulbright. The people who run my campaign have made commercial, and im in it. This campaign, its not about me its about crafting a version of me thatll appeal to you. A version that visits random worksites with paid actors pointing at things. As a conventionally attractive and yet curiously still family. My names gil tug dwight but, hell, ill change my name to bill fulbright or i approve this message. John id vote for that guy. Unfortunately, hes just an actor doing that commercial for a group that pushe
I like being able to fire people that provide services to me. John in politics its not what you say, its what people hear. John is he right . Thats our show tonight. And now, john stossel. John now that election season has begun,well hear well hear more lies from politicians. I guess they dont usually lie outright, but they play with words so is everything they do or propose sounds great. I long for day when a politician runs a campaign ad that tells the truth like this one. Hi, im gil fulbright. The people who run my campaign have made commercial, and im in it. This campaign, its not about me its about crafting a version of me thatll appeal to you. A version that visits random worksites with paid actors pointing at things. As a conventionally attractive and yet curiously still family. My names gil tug dwight but, hell, ill change my name to bill fulbright or i approve this message. John id vote for that guy. Unfortunately, hes just an actor doing that commercial for a group that pushe
Our Long National nightmare is over. Letterman is retiring. [laughter] hes just kidding right . Charlie here was his final top 10. David top 10. Thank you. I think this is a pretty good list, considering it is our last list and the category, top 10 things i have always wanted to say today. Listen to this, presenting tonights top 10 list, 10 frequent late show guests and good friends of ours trade once again, top 10 things. Let me thank them in advance, i appreciate their time, the talents, and her generosity. Top 10 things ive always wanted to say today. Number 10, alec baldwin. Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home. Thank you, alex. Number nine, barbara walters. Barbara dave, did you know that you wear the same cologne is my orthodontist . David i do know that. Number eight, steve martin. Your extensive Plastic Surgery was a necessity. And a mistake. [laughter] david number seven, Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry dave, i have no idea what i will do when you go
Is over. Our Long National nightmare is over. Letterman is retiring. [laughter] hes just kidding, right . Charlie here was his final top 10. David top 10. Thank you. I think this is a pretty good list, considering it is our last list, and the category, top 10 things i have always wanted to say today. Listen to this, presenting tonights top 10 list, 10 frequent late show guests and good friends of ours trade once again, top 10 things. Let me thank them in advance, i appreciate their time, the talents, and her generosity. Top 10 things ive always wanted to say today. Number 10, alec baldwin. [applause] of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home. David thank you, alex. Number nine, barbara walters. Barbara dave, did you know that you wear the same cologne is my orthodontist . David i do know that. Number eight, steve martin. Your extensive Plastic Surgery was a necessity. And a mistake. [laughter] david number seven, Jerry Seinfeld. [applause] jerry dave, i