[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg yes yes yes [ cheering and applause ] greg all right i agree. Happy monday everybody lets get started. Donald trump has demanded a drug test for joe biden for the first debate. Biden privately told if he wants my urine, he can get it from the seat cushion like everybody else. [ laughter ] a woman swam through Shark Infested Waters in San Francisco saying the sharks werent even interested in her. [ laughter ] wow, even the sharks are gay [ laughter ] New York City is in peak polen season. On the brighter nose it makes it tougher to smell [ bleep ]. The iran president was found dead after [ cheering ] all right i didnt expect that. But should be grateful. Dead after his helicopter crashed in a remote mountainous region. Local investigators blame the weather and the jews. [ laughter ] why not . [ cheering ] greg how about those jews . President was known as the butcher of iran. Now known as the ground beef of iran. [ laughter ] amid rumours of divorce be
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again. and they are significantly short of that. there is no way to spin this. restoring abortion rights is essentially an impossibility. and that has the years going of some creative legal thinkers in the states. look at michigan, which appears to be turning into a kind of a test lab, for states to get around the decision. michigan, like most states has a lot of kooky laws that are still on the books, vestiges from a different time. for example, did you know, that in the city of grand haven michigan, it is illegal to throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or sidewalk. it is also, apparently, illegal to let your paid run free down the streets in detroit if it does not have its nose pierced. but who even has a paid without its nose pierced anymore? it s also, according to michigan law, illegal to obtain
going of some creative legal thinkers in the states. let s take a look at michigan which appears to be turning into kind of a test lab for states to get around the court s decision and protect the rights to obtain an abortion at the state level. michigan like most states has a lot of cookie laws that are still on the books, vestiges from a different time. for example, did you know that in the city of grand haven, michigan, it is illegal to throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or sidewalk? it is also apparently illegal to let your pig run free down the streets in detroit, if it does not have its nose pierced. but who even has a pig without its nose pierced. and according to michigan law, it is illegal to obtain an abortion under any circumstances still right now today. that law was passed in 1931. and it remains on the books. now, when you break the law, due get magically teleported to