“This here emergency meeting is called because Little Jimmy thinks he can make our town a spring Mecca for the flocks of robins that come in freezing weather,” Chairperson Ork Dorken announced as he looked over the 11 electors that made up the Community Homeland Committee.
Locals and politicians alike are protesting the sale of a statue of one of Denmark's most famous folk heroes, Holger Danske, to foreign art collectors. The two tonne statue in question is one of three Holger Danske statues located in the Zealand community of Helsingør.