MC Hammer s Philosophical Tweets Spark Memes, Bemusement
On 2/23/21 at 7:45 AM EST
The rapper MC Hammer is not known for his philosophical thoughts but the U Can t Touch This hitmaker is impressing Twitter with his esoteric musings today.
The 90s rapper real name Stanley Kirk Burrell went viral on Tuesday morning when he responded to a Twitter user, educating them about commitment to truth. You bore us, Hammer s tweet begins. If science is a commitment to truth shall we site all the historical non-truths perpetuated by scientists? Of course not. It s not science vs Philosophy . It s Science + Philosophy.
He continues with the message: Elevate your Thinking and Consciousness. When you measure include the measurer.
the situation. i used to be a chin up artist. now i can barely pull off five. you i i because i was always skinny. are you not a big manhattan tough guy like trump. i love he said that about trump. trump needs to be called out about the hats. what do you mean? he is worth $3 billion and they look like they were bought at a mall kiosk. and the hammer pants. that s what endears him to people. people say he has all of that money and he is still crazy. that s endearing? he kind of looks like a clown. the hat is brilliant. he looks like every dad he can replace it with an over the hill hat or look who is 50. it is a mall kiosk hat. no one will drink my drink? a special thanks to joanne
if that doesn t get you going on a monday. see, it s gone. oh, my. it s gone. by the way, ellen got mixed reviews last time. i thought she was fantastic and this is going to be an all-out good oscars because you know folks will be partying. ellen, if you need any help, i know a back-up dancer. ellen s hype man. i ll pull it back from the 80s. pull out your hammer pants. they look good. leather tie. i m clearing the week for that. the guys i like, i had one of those at the time. everybody at home right now are saying, there are the five things i need to know for my new day just came from chris cuomo. like drinking their coffee okay.
psy was wearing the crazy it was legit. what were the pants? hammer pants. hammer pants. mc hammer comes out. dancing. a cool little taste of the show. also, pink gave an interesting, i thought best performance of the night. kind of this real intricate dance number with the guy around the house and fire. she looked really good last night. then we had, taylor swift. you know, carly rae jepsen, usher, kelly clarkson. a good night all the way around last night. congrats to all of the winners, including the beans. who won 500 awards. indeed. jessica simpson should be winning awards for taking off looks like almost all her baby weight had baby maxwell may 1st. may, june, july almost seven months ago. a picture she tweeted out from a weight watcher s commercial. showed off the slimmed down figure in those ripped jeans, nice little cardigan or jacket that she s got on. but, yeah, looks like she dropped close to 60 pounds. the reason i picked the story is because everyo
special tribute to dick clark who passed earlier this year. dick loved the power of music and its ability to create pure joy. reporter: clark created the awards to honor america s best performers. and the night s biggest award, artist of the year went to justin bieber. reporter: now, the nominees are selected through radio play and music sales, but it s the fans who chose the winners, and they did it through online voting, rob and paula. brandi, i m sure you re a huge justin bieber fan. i wanted to know, any early thoughts on what the biggest performance of the night was last night, who stole the show? you know what, rob, well, i am a fan of the biebs. i don t know if his performance was the biggest. i think it was when psy and mc hammer took the stage together. we noticed psy started doing the gangnam style with hammer pants