name of andrew lewis has come up with something called the subs and take a look at it. it s part garter. part suspenders and that way it gives you kind of a professional look as half of your underpants is sticking out. oh, please! why not just pull your pants up. please, gretchen! so you re going to spend $30 to make sure your pants don t what about getting pants that come up to your waist. you could have taken a shot of me this weekend. that s where my pants were, right around my hips. no, i m at work. i m a totally different person when i m home. but i mean, it s garters and suspenders, half suspenders and garters with larry king moving on, maybe he could get an endorsement bill. homage to larry. benny hill is coming over to auto apierce morgan. whatever. i know who benny hill is. there you go. is that a good idea? to invest $30 more so your pants don t fall down? you now see this contraption. let us know. e-mail us. do you want to see brian s underwear? e