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Is the daily show with trevor noah. applause welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. Thank you very much, everybody. My guest tonight has a new documentary about apu from the simpsons, Hari Kondabolu is joining us, everybody. applause but first, but first, finally some good news for Colin Kaepernick. New this morning, form 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick son the cover of qg, once again, not for his playing but for not playing. He is qgs citizen of the year. The magazine tweeted this picture it says the 30 year old has been vilified by millions and locked out of the nfl all because he took a knee to protest police brutality. Trevor thats right, Colin Kaepernick has been named qgs citizen of the year. And im not going to lie, i feel bad for him. Because think about how great it was for him to get that call. His phone brings, rings, he picks it up, he hears somebody say colin, we want to offer you the cover of gq citizen of the year. Yay. I mean its
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And millions are heading to the path of totality to view the Great American eclipse. The first total eclipse seen in america since 1979. Well have more on this cosmic event on this monday, august 21st. From abc news, this is world news now. We want to get started with the breaking news from southeast asia. Ten american sailors missing after their Navy Destroyer collided with a tanker off of singapore. Five were injured after the crash from the uss john mccain. The injuries are not expected to be life threatening. The damaged warship is heading back to port on its own power as search and rescue efforts continue. President trump initially responded by saying thats too bad. A couple hours later he tweeted thoughts and prayers were with the sailors. And john mccain followed with a tweet. The mccain is named after the senators father and grandfather. This follows a collision in june that killed seven on the uss fitzgerald off the coast of japan. The captain and several others were disciplin
Telethon. And millions are heading to the path of totality to view the total eclipse, the first total eclipse seen in america since 1 1979. Well have more on this cosmic event on this monday, august21st. From achbc news, this is world news now. We want to get started with the breaking news from southeast asia. Ten american sailors missing after their vessel collided with a tanker. Injures are not believed to be life threatening. The damaged warship is heading back to port on its own power as search and rescue efforts continue. President trump initially responded by saying thats too bad. A couple hours later he tweeted thoughts and prayers were with the sailors. And john mccain followed with a tweet. This follows a collision of the uss fitzgerald. President trump is set to unveil his longawaited plan for afghanistan from ft. Meyer, virginia. The backlash continues over his response to the violence in charlottesville. We get more from abcs david wright. Reporter President Trump returns t