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have a message for iran and its proxies tonight paid this weekend airstrikes on other targets syria and iraq are just the lengths of the response after the length of three american service members in jordan. more on that in a few moments first breaking news on the senate bill designed to fix some of the painful problems at our southern border. the text of that bill is expected to be released soon. the measures being touted as bipartisan and promises to add more security to help stop the record flow of migrants into texas, arizona and california aided provisions for israel, ukraine and taiwan but there is a lot of opposition to this measure. i am jon scott and this is the fox report. lelet s go write her senior congressional correspondent chad pergram is standing by in washington for more on that senate immigration bill chad. good evening jon. we ve been told all day the going to release the text of this bill it is 6:00 p.m. at night not yet were told to expect it on 5:00
fox news saturday night. hopping. and just like that, cable news party back. good to see you, everybody. as you know, i spent most of my adult life driving a taxi in new york city where i conversed quite regularly with wizards and women of the night. this week s panel has one of each say hello to comedian and odysseus, karen fisher, there she is. fox nation and faith in the house, i m going to try not to get emotional. comedian, actor and leave suspect in every missing person case in his neighborhood, chris is here as well, my man, looking good. hello, everybody like a million bucks. i was hoping to be a wizard. we are going to get there. you two should know this, karen does not like this. the real story, we found that, our friendship is based on the road again for we drove to college listen to this album and presented the quality of the music so much we left convinced john lennon shot himself. [laughter] that s another story for another time and there s a lot to get to
You know, tommy left us a note, and the note said, please forgive me, my illness won today. Look after each other, the animals and the global poor for me. All my love, tommy. So he didnt have anything in there about take some time off. And why usa usa . Usa why is america such an extraordinary country . We are not unified by virtue of being one ethnicity or one ideology or one religion. We are unified by one constitution and one rule of law and in the values under our constitution. [applause] it is an aspiration, its a challenge to us. The constitution shouldnt be some kind of fetish document. It should be the living commitment that we all have to make democracy work in the service of the common good. That is the constitution that comes out of the civil war and reconstruction. That is the constitution that we have been fighting for since then. And weve got to keep fighting for it. [crowd chanting] trump trump trump [applause] please raise your right hand and repeat after me, i donald j
tonight on three 60. what the vote this evening expected on impeachment of where the border crisis, house republican lawmakers step up their campaign against proposed senate legislation oso republicans debating whether to shelve it entirely. we re keeping them honest. also, the former presidents 50 million dollar legal built last year, you might be surprised he s picking up that. tab and later, everything we re learning about israel during rate using special forces disguised as medical staff and other civilians designed, they say, to kill palestinians civilians at a west bank hospital. tonight, we broken with breaking news and even more so tonight, the widest gap between what certain elliott fish are saying about it and what their extra. doing the issue is immigration border security. we just learned, senate republican leaders are tonight debating without a shelter for most bipartisan legislation to actually address the problem. a deal now on the roads which is set to be