Dont touch your face. Goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers chat and music from keith urban. From mo willems and the story time allstars, actress and comedian, Rachel Dratch featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre all doing well tonight and lets get to the news President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Yeah, but how many weeks is this like one of those deals when parents talk about their babies now how old is caden hes 59 weeks. Thats right, President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Trump loves to talk about everything in weeks. The vaccine is coming in weeks his Healthcare Plan is coming in weeks. Pretty soon his rally crowds will be chanting 208 more weeks im just kidding abo
Ago. And my upstairs was completely burned down. The World Health Organizations director urges countries to besieged herd immunity calling the approaching dangerous and unethical. How do we get. Through a bank or do we get. Through through naturally in fiction a lot of the information has come from governments and around the World Health Organizations and agencies are really confusing for most people we dont really know a lot of. The race. Getting out the 1st corona virus vaccine and reaping the attendant huge profits intensifies with some of those with skin in the game playing dirty. Good morning to you thanks for joining us here on r. T. International. And the cease fire agreed between armenia and azerbaijan on saturday is repeatedly being violated with combat activity yet again escalating over the disputed enclave of nagornokarabakh the conflict flared up more than 2 weeks ago but has roots that go back 3 decades with on and off balance of fighting the contested regions mostly inhab
They should call this one the end of the world series. Its hard to focus on sports with this election coming up. The elections two weeks from today, which means we are only six months away from knowing who our next president will be. In l. A. County, if you vote in person on election day, you will not be required to wear a mask. Voters who refuse to wear a mask will not be turned away. Instead, theyll be escorted to an outdoor area to fill out their ballots there. Youve heard of the smoking section . This is a karen corral. [ laughter and applause ] i get it, you cant deny you a right to vote. They wouldnt let you vote if you showed up not wearing pants, right . Huh . I dont know, maybe its word a try. Thursday night voters will get one more chance to see the candidates facetoface. Details for the second and final debate in nashville are being released because the last one went so far off the rails, the commission on president ial debates has come up with a way to cut down on all the p
The new one comes in four different models, the iphone 12, the iphone 12 pro, the iphone 12 pro max, and for the first time ever, the iphone 12 mini. Apple loves to do this. They make their devices bigger and bigger, and then, out of nowhere, they release a small one to make you go ew gross, look how fat my old phone is. I need the little one. But the nice thing about the mini is when you drop it, this one fits all the way down the toilet. We actually got our hands on the iphone 12 mini, and, well, first of all, not only is it called the 12, they come in a pack of 12. They even have their own little dispenser. With the different colorful head on them. Like this is chewbacca. Anyway, this is the phone. It comes in six different colors this one is yellow, and it is delicious. [ laughter ] i love pez. You like pez . Yeah, i do. Jimmy can i pets you . No, lift up your head. There you go. Okay, great. [ applause ] that was definitely not according to covid regulations. Our petsbrained presi
Im delighted to welcome jennett conat who is an played author and the doctor of ryan con nat the director of the Manhattan Project, one of the best sellers. And the shell be speaking tonight about her new book the great secret the classified world war 2 that launched the war on cancer. I want to thank the museum for inviting me to be we youve. Alas its virtually. My first zoom presentation so bear with me. Ive had a lot of coffee and im thinking i should have had a lot of wine but here we go ill start off with a quote from winston churchill. He had way with words. He once observed men occasionally stomach pel across the truth stumble across the truth but most of them. Pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. Lieutenant colonel Stewart Francis alexander, the remarkable hero of my become did not hurry off. In fact he refused to leave the scene of a military disaster even when churchill himself warned him to he stayed, he paid attention, he investigated, and as a result, h