first of all, this does nothing for me. if you are a man and you are drinking a cocktail not named whiskey, you are probably too feminine to hang out with my friend. i am just kidding. i drink whatever i want. as a sober guy that s water and coca-cola. if you are a woman and you are drinking whiskey you are the most popular girl at the concert. but if you are a man drinking a cosmopolitan, get out of the room. the world is trying to torch women. they can play soccer or go dance, they can hunt or go ballet. they can drink cosmopolitan s or whiskey. as a man i m left with jack daniels or i am weak. kat: it s tough. tyrus: the box we live in is