saturday which is the next day, yeah. i do not engage in black friday shopping obviously because it s racist and i m sure black friday at the black market. i m out of this. black friday shopping matters. there you go. real quick start with dana, what s your favorite pie from judy r.? cherry. apple. apple. apple. greg? oh my gosh. peach pie. the pie of peace. i wish we could all just eat peace. . pumpkin. can i tell you i like pumpkin soup. i like that. very good. well that s not the right holiday. i know but is it? you could eat pumpkin soup and then pumpkin is represented. good. all right. that s the seven. holiday movie edition up next.
don t you have a brother? i do have a brother. don t you argue over turkey? i don t know how i would classify his politics but they re different than mine. kimmer bi. talk about other things that aren t controversial like religion and sex. there you go. i think they re easier than politics these days and then i pretend i get like a text and i get called in to fox and i have to leave. yeah. i already talked about how i deal with it in the previous segment. we ll move on. all right. start with eric. there s more. this is from gloria g. do you go black friday shopping? what? no i don t. i do a lot of shopping online now. i think that s pretty much what we do. you need a computer for that. i love going to a mall. i love walking around a mall even alone or with my family. i like to see what people are doing. i like walking in the mall when i m alone, too, until they ask me to leave. ew gross. remind you the mall closed
three hours ago. exactly. you can t wear a shorty robe in the mall. whoa. dana do you go black friday shopping? no, but i do check out the deals online. that s good. that s very boring. i don t like crowds. really? are you scared of crowds? i m not scared. i m really short so you end up like like armpit height. why did you make me take the subway with you? so we could get to the restaurant sooner. i must say it s puzzling that people will like go out the night before and stand in line and then they open at 6:00 a.m. so now they re doing more online. i think this is like are you crazy? why would you be standing in line? it s terrible. it s awful. i m usually working, no i don t. i get alerts from like amazon prime and whoever else and then i look and check it out but i really don t find there s a tremendous amount of deals to be quite honest. it s all a lie. a big lie. but i want to contribute to the economy but i feel i do that all i like small busin
it s time for one more thing. greg? yeah well you know what? the only way i was able to tolerate a thanksgiving special is if i can hawk my book as a christmas gift. now that thanksgiving s almost over you can go christmas shopping. why brave the crowds just go to my website and order this fantastic book. it will change your life your kids life it will change the world. a discount on black friday? i say i don t, because it s racist. guess what. i was just looking over statistics that the rest of my hosts hate but 47 million people are going to travel 50 miles from home this thanksgiving. gas is cheaper. in fact it s the cheapest it s been since 2008. thanks obama. the airline fares are down 10%. they ll have 65,000 more people traveling by air this year than compared to last year. the biggest travel days for
i do have a brother. don t you argue over turkey? i don t know how i would classify his politics but they re different than mine. kimmer bi. talk about other things that aren t controversial like religion and sex. there you go. i think they re easier than politics these days and then i pretend i get like a text and i get called in to fox and i have to leave. yeah. i already talked about how i deal with it in the previous segment. we ll move on. all right. start with eric. there s more. this is from gloria g. do you go black friday shopping? what? no, i don t. i do a lot of shopping online now. i think that s pretty much what we do. you need a computer for that. i love going to a mall. i love walking around a mall, even alone or with my family. i like to see what people are doing. i like walking in the mall when i m alone, too, until they ask me to leave. ew, gross. remind you the mall closed