This particular asteroid has been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it witness and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i just
This particular asteroid has been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it witness and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think therean thank you. All righ
And music from dua lipa. And now, nobody move, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Well, thats very kind. And today, in case you either dont know or are too high to remember is 4 20. I dont know if this is a thing in the whole country but its a big deal around these parts. The whole state smells like it ran over a skunk the size of godzilla. People really get into the spirit here. Heres the thing. The truth is if youre celebrating 420 today chances are you were celebrating it yesterday. And the day before that too. [ laughter ] between easter and 420, this has been a huge week for eating candy and rolling stuff. [ laughter ] i w i know who might an stoner . Santa claus. Hes always laughing. Hes got that beard. Flies around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer, something only a very high person would think of. He sneaks into peoples houses through a chimney for cookies. [ laughte
This particular asteroid has been to our planet in 400 years. Thats the one that almost got us. That son of a bitch. Look at it, its enormous. 2,000 feet. Just to give you an idea, thats about seven football fields. Its the only way i know how to measure anything is how many football fields. Show of hands, who would be okay with an asteroid hitting us right now . At this point it would be no . At the white house today President Trump hosted the super bowl champion new england patriots. You know they were lucky to catch the president. Its wednesday. Usually hes on his way to the maralago for the weekend. [ laughter ] they did show up. Not only did the players meet with the president , one of them made a surprise appearance at sean spicers daily press briefing. He said that on nafta he wants very big changes. Are we going to get rid of it witness and for all . Are we at that point . Like very big changes i think well see what pans out in the negotiation. Think theres an option can i just
And now, nobody move, heres jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Well, that4 20. I dont know if this is a thing in the whole country but its a big deal around these parts. The whole state smells like it ran over a skunk the size of godzilla. People really get into the spirit here. Heres the thing. The truth is if youre celebrating 420 today chances are you were celebrating it yesterday. And the day before that too. [ laughter ] between easter and 420, this has been a huge week for eating candy and rolling stuff. [ laughter ] i was thinking about that. I know who might an stoner . Santa claus. Hes always laughing. Hes got that beard. Flies around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer, something only a very high person would think of. He sneaks into peoples houses through a chimney for cookies. [ laughter ] all the signs are there. Marijuana is legal here in california. By state law. But