Holding my tongue so. Yeah. Yeah. I love these examples. This is from mens health magazine. Decisions people tend to instantly regret. A plate of nachos is that on there . That is pretty instant. Deciding to answer the phone anyway when you dont recognize the number. The worst. This never has worked out well for me answering the phone when i dont know the number. Never works out well. My mom used to, we grew up a little poor we would get a lot my mom cannot lie. If she accidentally answered back in the day if the caller id didnt know a number she knew she would answer and say no im not here. [laughter] it was the sweetest thats so momma o. Thats the cutest thing ever. No im not here. Starting any joke with, this may sound sexist, but or i have been telling someone and go i dont want this to sound mean, but. With something with a, but dont say it. Dropping in on your daughter at college. Telling your hair stylist its time to get creative and try something new. Regret. Do not say that to
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Something about a guest who isnt going to say what it says. Say it stephen it says youre uncool. This is a vintage sweater. I challenge you to settle this like gentlemen . . shouting two months later stephen elijah, great to have you on the show. Ive been here a couple times, stephen. Stephen are you sure . Remember i was on that one time, and then i came on again and we argued about you not remembering the first time . Stephen no, sorry. And then we jousted . Stephen uhhhh. No. Stephen thats always been there. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes tiger woods, elijah wood and jorge ramos, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey thank you, everybody cheers and applause . Stephen jon batiste, welcome to the late show thank you so much good to see you piano riff hi, everybody thank you so much awfully nice. Awfully nice. cheers and
Something about a guest who isnt going to say what it says. Say it stephen it says youre uncool. This is a vintage sweater. I challenge you to settle this like gentlemen shouting two months later stephen elijah, great to have you on the show. Ive been here a couple times, stephen. Stephen are you sure . Remember i was on that one time, and then i came on again and we argued about you not remembering the first time . Stephen no, sorry. And then we jousted . Stephen uhhhh. No. You still have a lance sticking out of your gut. Stephen thats always been there. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes tiger woods, elijah wood and jorge ramos, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you, everybody cheers and applause stephen jon batiste, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the late show thank you so much good to see you piano riff