greg: yes! happy thursday, everybody. calm down. [cheers and applause]. greg: calm down! i understand. all right, if the white house out of order stopping texas from defending its border? the white house is determined to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possible with migrant mobs as big as the fans of gutfeld fans at eastern state correctional. [chanting]. greg, greg, greg! greg: stop it. grandpa joe told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for taco bell. i want to make sure there is immediately surgery to the border. they deserve to be heard. we say if you want to flee, you should come. greg: did they ever listen to him. he s been waveing in illegal immigrants like they are kids with freshly washed hair. doesn t joe know this invasion s exhausts america s resources the way he exhausts the white house plumb being. plumbing. here is joe in 2007. will you provide them sanctuary? would you allow those cities to ignore
. happy birthday, everybody. calm down, calm down. calm down. i understand. all right. is the white house out of order? stoppinge texas from defending its border. as you may have noticed, the whitwhituse eterminee housed to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possiblent with migrant mobsigrt as big as the crowds of gutfeld fans at eastern states th correctional right, right, right, right, right right. i could stop it. reg: all right. all right, all right. grandpa joe, even told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for tac bordeo i would, in fact, makbee sure that there we immediately surge to the border. all thos e people seeking asylum. they deserve to be heard. that s who we are. we r d hearde a nation says if t to flee and you re saying oppression, you should come. y and i.ev caramba! did they ever listen to him? he s been waving in illegal immigrants like their kids with freshly washed hair. but doesn t joe know this invasion exhaust
trans tuesday. hey wait a minute i m not tuesday i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday. i m your host angela lansbury. tyrus: how dare you. greg: i did it for you ithank you. greg: tonight s topic jaws dropped after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden at a pride event on saturday a transgender influencer bared her breasts on the south lawn. hi, mr. president. how are you. it is an honor trans rights are human rights. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking. what a bunch of boobs. seriously who invites these idiots. come on white house, haven t you learned a thing from bud light. the only thing influencers influence is universal hate towards influencers. influencers are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. i know. also, how the hell did we get here where i person even thinks this is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said, please, a little decorum. the fact is, everything gone
television. trans tuesday. wait a minute, i m not tuesday, i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday, i m your host, angela lanesbury. tonight s topic, jaws drop after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden, a transgender influencer bared her breast on the lawn. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking, what a bunch of boobs. seriously, who invites these idiots. the only thing influencers influence, they are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. ooh, i know. how the hell did we get here where a person things it is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said please, a little decorum. not matching appropriate activity to appropriate venue. i would ask who is in charge over there, biden doesn t know. montoya baring your chest, i that you had that was nadler leaving the sauna steam room. we re going to hell for that know wo. greg: this is fitting story, last week i got into a tiff with a friend over trans
jessica tarlov, jesse watters, d greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. the so-called great savior of democracy is back. rushed off his caribbean vacation where he got sunburned into oblivion. president biden was at valley forge to kick off his first major campaign speech of the year, but it looks like the big guy is out of big ideas. instead of talking policies or how he will make your lives better, biden bashed maga supporters and january 6th. the president repeatedly mentioned george washington, while fanning himself as a defender against dictatorship. donald trump s campaign is about him, not america, not you. donald trump s campaign is obsessed with the past, not the future. he is willing to sacrifice our democracy, put himself in power. maga supporters not only embrace political they abide by it. hear me clearly, i will stay with donald trump won t: political violence is never, ever acceptable in the united states, never, never, never.