Hi, and welcome to the Delta American Express Space Tourism Reserve Card.
Enclosed, you will find your exciting new credit card and all the benefits it conveys! Thank you for agreeing to the annual fee of $1.7 billion. That may seem high, but when you do the math, it works out in your favor.
Congratulations on securing 750,000 bonus miles, applicable toward all Delta space flights, domestic and interplanetary. Those depart from our spaceports in the West Texas desert, which we’re sure you’ll find enriching. Don’t miss the restaurants and breweries, but please beware of wolves and black-tailed prairie dogs.