joe is now on pace to spend what will be a whopping five hundred and fifty three days away from the white housete in his first and probably only term. now that s more than any oth anr president in the modern era. this is as millionslion of americans are now suffering from a dire baby formula shortage, and ongoing supply chain crisis looming stagflation pending recession. all 50 states have now hit record high gas prices and the nationwide averageat is nearing$ five dollars a gallon. and by the way, good5 g luck getting diesel below eight bucks a gallon. 25% of americans are now delaying retirement because of joe s inflation. two thirds of americans are now living paycheck to paycheck. two out of everys three americans who think things are bad now buckle up for this . the fed is now poised to raise interest rates yet again, this time a full point which will cause property values most people s biggest investment to plummet and send this country straight into a deep recessionp .
woman s lacrosse team from a historically black college said it was racially profiled during a traffic stop in georgia. the case now capturing the attention of capitol hill. welcome to the lead i m jake taper. we start with politics lead as what is soon to be a bipartisan rejection of the bill aimed at preserving abortion rights nationwide. the senate is voting on the women s health protection act. but the bill was widely con condemned by republicans, even who support abortion rights and democratic senator joe manchin, because the three say it went further than codifying roe v. wade. it would eliminate any states preexisting restrictions on abortion. senator manchin explained his no vote to cnn earlier today. the bill we have today to vote on, i respect people who support, but make no mistake, it is roe v. wade codification. it s an expansion. it wipes 500 state laws off the books. it expands abortion. and with that, that s not what we are to do. democratic leaders admi
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