primetime tonight. i am terrified about what could possibly happen because our leaders matter. if joe can t go, michellee is ready. a gapingmi holes nearly americans out of planes and the judge jumper back in court. timg brian, time goes behind the bench, goes to jail. plusoe, johnny at the golden globes. can you hit me with political questions? right up with the red carpet . the black church has beenn a cauldron of change in american culture for over a century. from frederick douglass, who spent his early days preachinderick dg about the abon of slavery to martin luther king jr. f who sermons paved the way for the civil rights movement. h it was the black church that galvanized racial progress in thi ms country, and it washe the democratic party that turned the black church into a campaign stop. and no one received a warmer a welcome than bill clinton. mr. president, these are your people. give them a great big head. the the president of the united states, if you
greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director s not just any woman, no, she s a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who s idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it s no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i mean virgin. so here s charmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interacts with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable greg: see that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortable especially the ones that own disney stock. because this movie promises to be a
tonight i don t know what measures they re taking. there might be personal security on the island. jesse: more epstein documents released as primetime goes inside pedophile island. you ve heard of smash and grabs. now, crash and grabs. doomsday bunkers for billionaires. what do they know that we don t? plus. you know what jesse watters does every weekend? jesse: 59 years ago today, president lyndon b. johnson declared a war on poverty. his plan? end racial discrimination. he dubbed it the great society. the great society asked not how much, but how good. [applause] not only how to create wealth, but how to use it. not only how fast we are going, but where we are headed. jesse: but the great society didn t end poverty, it kept poverty at the exact same level. the first year of the great society, the poverty rate was at 15%. today the poverty rate is at 13%. how many trillions of dollars have we wasted? how many families have been destroyed? how much d
perino and jessica jesse waters and greg gutfeld this is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. throwing fallout over the newly released jeffrey epstein documents shocking high profile names are being revealed from alist hollywood selects to tight tans of century even former u.s. presidents that s just the start a second batch could be release at any moment we ll keep an eye on that. one name that appears 50 times in the documents is former bill clinton, one of epstein accusers joanna testifying that the pedophile told her that clinton likes them young referring to girls. the lawyer for the victims telling jesse that the documents raised new questions about the former president. victim reported being on a helicopter with him and with maxwell. and there s another statement that she made that clinton was on the island which is very different than what we had heard previously. we were hearing that he wupght on the island again hard to say who to believe o.c. but he was
joe biden invited in, they re here. i haven t seen this many single men since they dug up kat s backyard. biting him in the ass, like he s backed into a hungry brian steltzer. faith-based spaces for fans will shelter up to 19 single adult illegal aliens each, that s 50 times 19. what does that amount to, kat? just kidding! greg: i m sorry. unnecessary, really. we ll have a meeting after. i think that is less than a thousand, last week over twice that many arrived in new york. any other bright ideas, mr. mayor? do you have a vision? it is my vision toic tathe next step to this faith-based locales and then move to private residents. there are residents who are suffering right now because of economic challenges. they have spare rooms. they have locales. we can find way to get over 30-day rules. greg: you got that, move migrants to homes where current residents are already suffering. i hope it doesn t cost $4.2 billion. we can take the $4.2 billion and put back in the p