if at all possible, try to foresee where your creepy uncle or crazy cousin or mother-in-law will sit at christmas dinner and put yourself at a different part of the table.aassigned seats, bribe the hostess. number two, don t talk politics. the christmas dinner table is not the megapanel on the d.r. show. everyone knows talking politics can only lead to disaster and still people do it at thanksgiving. my sister, a doctor, said to me, there s eight jobs currently open at my hospital, that s how i know the occupy movement is b.s. i bit my tongue so hard it still has bite marks. number three. see through people. i don t mean see them naked like you re marcia brady trying to get over nervousness, i mean see through what people are saying into what they actually mean. when you re among family, everything is coded. when someone says you just know everything, it means you re
you know what i m saying? don t talk politics. for the love of pete don t say i heard this on glenn beck. don t! using my name is losing. talking politics is worth lest at this point worthless at this point. we re beyond that. if you talk politics, gravy will fly across the table. politics got us in this mess. instead, talk about the principles and values. talk an about gratitude. it s thanksgiving. it has to be the first and most critical. have you ever heard the last line this is the proclamation that was issued in 1777, november 1. proclamation of saying we have to have a thanksgiving. talks about that it s further recommended servile labor, like recreation, otherwise innocent may be unbecoming to the purpose of this
stuffing and cranberries. you know what i m saying? don t talk politics. for the love of pete don t say i heard this on glenn beck. don t! using my name is losing. talking politics is worth lest at this point worthless at this point. we re beyond that. if you talk politics, gravy will fly across the table. politics got us in this mess. instead, talk about the principles and values. talk an about gratitude. it s thanksgiving. it has to be the first and most critical. have you ever heard the last line this is the proclamation that was issued in 1777, november 1. proclamation of saying we have to have a thanksgiving. talks about that it s further recommended servile labor, like recreation, otherwise innocent may be unbecoming to the purpose of this