ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) stephen: hey! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, everyone? hey! welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. now, by now ( cheers and applause ) thank you. by now, you ve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and human-cracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. ( laughter ) last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant district attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14-year-old which would be appropriate only if he were a 14-year-old assistant district attorney. ( laughter ) kind of like a douche-y howser. now ( laughter ) i d watch that show. a horror show. ( laughter ) moore, to defend himself, he went on the hannity radio to strongly make things worse: do you remember dating girls that young at that time? not g
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) stephen: hey! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, everyone? hey! welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. now, by now ( cheers and applause ) thank you. by now, you ve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and human-cracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. ( laughter ) last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant district attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14-year-old which would be appropriate only if he were a 14-year-old assistant district attorney. ( laughter ) kind of like a douche-y howser. now ( laughter ) i d watch that show. a horror show. ( laughter ) moore, to defend himself, he went on the hannity radio to strongly make things worse: do you remember dating girls t
ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) stephen: hey! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, everyone? hey! welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. now, by now ( cheers and applause ) thank you. by now, you ve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and human-cracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. ( laughter ) last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant district attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14-year-old which would be appropriate only if he were a 14-year-old assistant district attorney. ( laughter ) kind of like a douche-y howser. now ( laughter ) i d watch that show. a horror show. ( laughter ) moore, to defend himself, he went on the hannity radio to strongly make things worse: do you remember dating girls that young at that time? not g
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) stephen: hey! how are ya? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, everyone? hey! welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. by now, you ve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and human-cracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant district attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14-year-old which would be appropriate only if he were a 14-year-old assistant district attorney ( laughter ) kind of like a douche-y howser. ( laughter ) i watched that show. a horror show. ( laughter ) moore went on hannity radio to strongly make things worse: do you remember dating girls that young at that time? not generally, no. ( laughter ) jon: ooh.
batiste and band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) stephen: hey! how are ya? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, everyone? hey! welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. by now, you ve probably heard of alabama senatorial candidate, former judge, and human-cracker barrel hybrid, roy moore. last week, allegations surfaced that, when moore was an assistant district attorney in the 1970s, he had sexual contact with a 14-year-old which would be appropriate only if he were a 14-year-old assistant district attorney ( laughter ) kind of like a douche-y howser. ( laughter ) i watched that show. a horror show. ( laughter ) moore went on hannity radio to strongly make things worse: do you remember dating girls that young at that time? not generally, no. ( laught