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[captioned by the national captioning institute you want some fiber one honey clusters? yeah. you must really care about him. what? no, no. you gave him fiber. no she didn t. this tastes way too good to be fiber. they re delicious crunchy clusters with sweet honey and half a day s worth of fiber. you care about my fiber? not really. i care about youfiber too. i have for while. ok, carl. why don t you care about her fiber? hey carl. [ male announcer ] fiber one. cardboard no. delicious yes. when taking lunesta, don t drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving or engaging in other activities
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