greg: yes! happy thursday, everybody. calm down. [cheers and applause]. greg: calm down! i understand. all right, if the white house out of order stopping texas from defending its border? the white house is determined to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possible with migrant mobs as big as the fans of gutfeld fans at eastern state correctional. [chanting]. greg, greg, greg! greg: stop it. grandpa joe told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for taco bell. i want to make sure there is immediately surgery to the border. they deserve to be heard. we say if you want to flee, you should come. greg: did they ever listen to him. he s been waveing in illegal immigrants like they are kids with freshly washed hair. doesn t joe know this invasion s exhausts america s resources the way he exhausts the white house plumb being. plumbing. here is joe in 2007. will you provide them sanctuary? would you allow those cities to ignore
. happy birthday, everybody. calm down, calm down. calm down. i understand. all right. is the white house out of order? stoppinge texas from defending its border. as you may have noticed, the whitwhituse eterminee housed to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possiblent with migrant mobsigrt as big as the crowds of gutfeld fans at eastern states th correctional right, right, right, right, right right. i could stop it. reg: all right. all right, all right. grandpa joe, even told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for tac bordeo i would, in fact, makbee sure that there we immediately surge to the border. all thos e people seeking asylum. they deserve to be heard. that s who we are. we r d hearde a nation says if t to flee and you re saying oppression, you should come. y and i.ev caramba! did they ever listen to him? he s been waving in illegal immigrants like their kids with freshly washed hair. but doesn t joe know this invasion exhaust
yes! yes! i know! all right, all right. stop it, stop it. happy thursday everyone. you know it seems silly now but once upon a time america trusted anthony fauci. during the pandemic we were all scared and confused. dr. fauci was a comforting voice of calm and reason. some believed a man of his stature might even lead them to a pot of gold. but according to his testimony this week before the official select subcommittee on the covid pendant pandemic the dwarf known as dock copped to the following admissions. the 6-foot social distancing rule had no basis in science. the lab leak isn t just a conspiracy theory. vaccine mandate and travel bands were a mistake. and that s after previously saying the lockdowns weren t his fault. so what exactly did he get right? that the media will believe anything if it comes from a toadstool in a lab coat? kudos to chairman brad for holding the tiny hooves to the fire and refraining from throwing him out a window. let s start with the social di
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[cheers and applause] greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don t have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin s office released this statement quote, aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven t been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career s secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are th