might shoot you down. it s not f course you happen to be the chie operating an enormous white balr installations, you could relackg to happen to you. that is not aw it s true because we are seeingn enormous spy balloon the size on over from china. yesterday it pf three places in this country th3 inter-continental missiles. theo kansas city, over the skies thae at 47,000 feet came close to hiy balloon. derelict balloon adrift balloon it was a balloon being r words, here we have a foreign mr country spying on our critical d posing a threat to civilian avig deal. if you want to know how ad if putin were doing this, if thy balloon? you would have the wo. entire u.s. air force mobilizedn seconds. so, there would not bt to do about a russian spy ballot instantly as you would any hosts turn out to be different when is far as we know, vladimir putin e biden s crack head son, that woe investment. the chain these govs always did send cash to joe bide biden himself. and that paid ofe pe
greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, it s kennedy. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so sharp we re handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] greg: she s so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog warning. pretty good. that was a good one. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] greg: that was a lot of work. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so it s time to braid my hair. i kid. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. mmm. greg: yeah, i love them. you love them. so let s love them together. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t read this week and as always it is my first time reading these. so if they suck, it s
farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven t seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile an arkansas judge ordered hunter s financial records to be shielded from the public as he tries to lower his child support payments to london roberts. she s the dancer he knocked up while he was banging his brother s widow and sleeping with the brother s widow s sister-in-law or something. i d say do the math but we have two women on the panel. a sexist would say! greg: and what kind of poverty
dad ran the place and end up like the soccer team that dared miss penalty kicks. all citizens are not equal in countries like that. power derives from proximity to power and that means the second most powerful people in the country like that are the children of the president. very often they don t have jobs and are addicted to something. joe biden s daughter abandoned her dire in a house she was staying in after getting out of rehab. in that dire ashley biden recounted house her father had taken showers with her when she was young and by any standard that seemed like clear evidence of abuse. and yet no law enforcement agency so far as we know ever asked joe biden about it. instead he once joe biden became president, the fbi raided the home of journalist james o keefe and seized the evidence. ashley biden s dire was taken by force and never seen again. uday hussain blows by in the lamborghini and says get the hell out of the way, p peasant. despite a decade s long drug problem
green issue in to care. and gordon gecko kept gambling. fannie mae and freddie mac are two of the very important tools we have. people who are critical of the arrangements that we have. i there it is clear that fannie mae and freddie mac are sufficiently secure so they are in no great danger. once congress is getting out ahead of a problem. my primary interest and i know i share this with others who care about housing is to make sure nothing is done in this real estate organization to weekens the obligation of fannie mae. jesse: barney frank said everything is fine and knew washington was on their side. banks started chapg up mortgages like sushi rolls and giving homeless crack heads north gadgets. crack head, no problem. here is a jumbo loan. this is a true story. if you were a strawberry picker and wanted a beach house, wells fargo would buy that you beach house. banks were at each other s throats over who could loan the most. mortgage funds were amazingly profitable