welcome to the special edition of hannity countdown to iowa. it will kick off in exactly one week from tonight. we should have full results from the republican iowa caucus next monday, but don t expect any numbers from democrats with a very complicated mail-in voting system and the reshuffling of the democratic party s primary calendar, we will get an official tally for months. of course barring a major trip in the fall biden will almost certainly be the democratic nominee. the big question to men, why. joe biden has been a terrible president. his approval numbers show it. they are at record lows. his cabinet doesn t even bother to keep them in the loop on major issues. no one even bothered to tell your president joey biden that his secretary of defense actually incapacitated in the icu for several days. just wondering out loud. what if we had a national emergency or some international crisis and we need our secretary of defense and we don t know where he is? i guess it w
greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director s not just any woman, no, she s a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who s idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it s no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i mean virgin. so here s charmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interacts with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable greg: see that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortable especially the ones that own disney stock. because this movie promises to be a
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