search? stephen: i don t want to search for anything. i want to write the show. searching the web for search for anything i want to write the show. (laughter) stephen: sorry, folks, i was just talking to my new iphone 4s. it s got voice recognition technology that answers any question. it s really cool and i ve been playing with it all day so i lost track of time and don t have anything for tonight s show. (laughter) hold on one second. okay, all right. hold on, come on. come on, baby. come on. what am i talking about tonight? no comment. (laughter) stephen: for the love of god! the cameras are on. give me something! what kind of stores are you looking for? camera stores or churches? (laughter) stephen: (bleep) you. (cheers and applause) i wish that i could. (laughter) stephen: moving on. you know what? let s just free ball it, jimmy. just whip up some graphics as i talk and i ll come up with something. nation, thanks to the lockout, there might not be a b
searching the web for search for anything i want to write the show. (laughter) stephen: sorry, folks, i was just talking to my new iphone 4s. it s got voice recognition technology that answers any question. it s really cool and i ve been playing with it all day so i lost track of time and don t have anything for tonight s show. (laughter) hold on one second. okay, all right. hold on, come on. come on, baby. come on. what am i talking about tonight? no comment. (laughter) stephen: for the love of god! the cameras are on. give me something! what kind of stores are you looking for? camera stores or churches? (laughter) stephen: (bleep) you. (cheers and applause) i wish that i could. (laughter) stephen: moving on. you know what? let s just free ball it, jimmy. just whip up some graphics as i talk and i ll come up with something. nation, thanks to the lockout, there might not be a basketball season this year. but if you want to watch millionaires throwing elbows,
playing with it all day so i lost track of time and don t have anything for tonight s show. (laughter) hold on one second. okay, all right. hold on, come on. come on, baby. come on. what am i talking about tonight? no comment. (laughter) stephen: for the love of god! the cameras are on. give me something! what kind of stores are you looking for? camera stores or churches? (laughter) stephen: (bleep) you. (cheers and applause) i wish that i could. (laughter) stephen: moving on. you know what? let s just free ball it, jimmy. just whip up some graphics as i talk and i ll come up with something. nation, thanks to the lockout, there might not be a basketball season this year. but if you want to watch millionaires throwing elbows, there s still the republican presidential race. (laughter) and, folks, it is action-packed. first, bachmann was up; then she was down. then perry was up; then he was down. then jon huntsman also existed. (laughter) so many characters, so many
the revnd al sharpton will be joining us in the studio. here it is, your moment of zen. so we had a bunch of stuff in my office, any home sent to the lab, what did we find? interesting for example on the phone they found fecal strep again. there s fecal strep on my captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (cheers and applause) (crowd chanting stephen ) stephen: sorry, i want to tell you, hold on, write the show! (laughter) what would you like to search for? i don t want to search for anything, i want to write the show. (beeping) searching the web for search for anything i want to write the show (laughter) stephen: sorry, folks, i was just talking to my new iphone 4s it s got voice recognition technology that answers any question. it s really cool and i ve been playing with it all day so i lost track of time and don t have anything for tonight s show. (laughter) hold on one second, okay. all right, hold o