Hello, everybody. I am Jesse Watters. It is 5 00 in New York City and this is the five. Liberals attacking elon musk for seeing the carnage at the bo border. He went where joe biden refuses and Live Streaming his trip to eagle pass, texas. He got a tour from Tony Gonzalez and they say it is not just women and children crossing. We are seeing individuals coming through. A guy who came through who had faced tattoos, including tears tattooed on his face. When someone tattoos a tear, it means they have murdered someone and they are proud of having murdered someone and tattoo one tear on their face for every person they kill. That is right. If they were murdering people somewhere else and were proud of it, it is likely they would continue it. People are freaked out that musk is exposing bidens border crisis. Aoc is trying to snitch tom tomorrow. You think it is secure . This is not a new crisis. It seems like a refusal to acknowledge reality. Why is he doing the job they should be doing . I
greg: yeah, all right, let s welcome tonight s guests. he looks like a car salesman and smells like an air freshener, cohost of fox and friends first, todd piro. don t let the accent fool you she s here to school you, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] greg: he knows eight ways to kill a man with a paper clip, nine if it s rusty. former cia operative and host of the president s daily brief podcast, mike baker! [cheers and applause] greg: and if walls could talk, her office would be in witness protection. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. well, that s about it for me. before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading them. so if we suck we ll staple joe machi to a wall and use his head as a dart board. earlier
[cheers and applause] greg: yeah, all right, let s welcome tonight s guests. he looks like a car salesman and smells like an air freshener, cohost of fox and friends first, todd piro. don t let the accent fool you she s here to school you, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] greg: he knows eight ways to kill a man with a paper clip, nine if it s rusty. former cia operative and host of the president s daily brief podcast, mike baker! [cheers and applause] greg: and if walls could talk, her office would be in witness protection. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. well, that s about it for me. before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading them. so if we suck we ll staple joe machi to a wall and use his head as
They have the legal authority. Basically he formed a commission promising you can even look at me. Then when he looked at him he said, lookin at me . Thats it for special report fair, balanced. Streaming into the United States, children. Streaming out of washington, the president. Senate leader harry reid and Speaker John Boehner and hundreds more politicians, the entire house and senate are all streaming out. Nothing is going to get in the way of their vacation, even the crisis they helped create. Theyre illegal. Theyre breaking our laws. Hearing complaints about some the conditions in some Border Patrol states. Theres nothing being done at the border. Whats going on is absolutely insane for this country. President obama is jetting off to Marthas Vineyard for two weeks and the house and senate go into recess for five weeks. This crisis, as some call it crisis, we have to view as an
opportunity. Stay in washington and insist that it be resolved. We can stop this crisis in one week. Har
Favorite. About 150,000 fans are expected at Churchill Downs in louisville tomorrow evening. Thats going to do it for way too early friday edition. Morning joe starts right now. Not only has Donald Sterling been banned from the nba for life, hes hes also been planned from the bunny ranch brothel in atlanta. If you want to have a good time at the bunny ranch, dont be a racist or animal killer. Dennis hoff wants nothing to do with Donald Sterling. Dennis hoff says the main reason why he is banned for life is out of respect for the nba players that come here to the bunny ranch. He has that respect. Good morning. It is friday, everybody. Its friday, may 2nd. What a wonderful day may 2nd is. With us on set it is friday this year. Its mikas birthday. Happy birthday. I love a taurus. Thats her sign. Im 47. Am i to be happy about this . Of course you are. National holiday in at least three countries. It is. Best youve ever been. Have you seen pictures of her at 27 . Best shes ever been. Thats