there s one that you may have bashar not martin bashir. bashar al assad. martin bashir is his cousin. no, i think that s look, i don t think he s changed the world as much as the pope has. i want to get back can we get back to that idiot miley cyrus? sure. why that person even exists in this with the pope? you know, i mean, it s just crazy. i think it was just so that they could get publicity time magazine could get publicity in the leadup to this decision. that s all it is. they were trying to get under your skin. well, they got it. and get a younger audience, too, because she ll tweet about it and people will talk about her. who picks this? who makes these choices? is it the staff? who are they? pick something out of a hat? can i make a point. these are people that aren t working anywhere else. who s left at time ? who s left at newsweek ? these are people who couldn t get jobs in new technology. okay, so who would be your person of the year, t
little experience at that. well, i don t know if she s from human resources or not, but i never understood what that meant. how about don t pat any woman on the butt? no, that s no fun. eric, do you pat women on the butt? oh, my gosh. no. you don t? i have two. i would say number one, definitely don t drink while you re at the party. don t drink before. there s plenty of time to drink or do whatever you re going to do after the party. and number two, whoever you bring your wife, your girlfriend, she s the only person in the world. leave with her? leave with her. also while you re there, she s the only person in the world. oh, yeah. that s not very fun at the holiday party. well, you know, holiday parties, i bet greg has a lot of experience at that. greg, have you what s your hints for what not to do? the worst thing i ever did at a chris pass party was when i shot that guy. that was horrible. trying to make an impression. when you re young and you get
catholics who practice on a smaller stage. so you have nuns that are teaching schoolchildren all over the world, missionaries, the catholic charities work. and so this, i think, represents them in a way that will hopefully advance the promise of christian love. you know what s interesting also? a lot of non-catholics really like this guy. and that s a great sign. your thoughts? i m a non-catholic, and i think he is fantastic. the way he reaches out to people, he s not afraid to get in the audience and coddle the disabled boys and kiss the people. and i don t think he was being anti-capitalist. i agree. and i support him because he lives that edict. that s what he lives every single day. don t get obsessed or driven by money, which is something a lot of people have a hard time with. but eric, i noticed kathleen sebelius was on the list. and i know sometimes it s hard because you re, like, why is she on the list for person of the year? but the time magazine definition says the pers
jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock yeah, i love that song. it s christmastime, and it s time for another reminder of what not to do at your company christmas parties this year. something i know a good deal about. here are my five top picks. number one, make sure you know which women are married at the party so you don t hit on a married one, okay? number two, if your office does exchange gifts, don t open yours and say, man, this sucks! number three, don t talk about what you official business travel. for example, a guy s out there with another guy for the office, and they went out to a trip and they come back and he says to them, man, that massage parlor was hot, wasn t it? his wife was standing next to him. don t complain about the fruitcake or use it as a bowling ball. and number five, don t pat the human resources woman on the butt. it sounds like you have a
stage. so you have nuns that are teaching schoolchildren all over the world, missionaries, the catholic charities work. and so this, i think, represents them in a way that will hopefully advance the promise of christian love. you know what s interesting also? a lot of non-catholics really like this guy. and that s a great sign. your thoughts? i m a non-catholic, and i think he is fantastic. the way he reaches out to people, he s not afraid to get in the audience and coddle the disabled boys and kiss the people. and i don t think he was being anti-capitalist. i agree. and i support him because he lives that edict. that s what he lives every single day. don t get obsessed or driven by money which is something a lot of people have a hard time with. but eric, i noticed kathleen sebelius was on the list. and i know sometimes it s hard because you re, like, why is she on the list for person of the year? but the time magazine definition says the person of the year is the person, group,