[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause thats fantastic to hear in that case lets get to the news according to cnn, fbi director Christopher Wray has made it clear that hes frustrated that President Trump is not listening to his advice. Regarding a controversial memo claiming the fbi abused surveillance laws. Youre surprised trump didnt listen to advice [ laughter ] this is the same guy who heard about the eclipse, and told the sun to bring it. [ laughter and applause so President Trump yesterday, praised chicago cubs coowner Todd Ricketts appointment as the rncs new finance chairman, calling him a great addition yeah, great if you want to win one election every 108 years [ laughter and applause republican chair of the house intelligence committee, devin nunes, yesterday claimed the changes made to a controversial memo about the fbi before h
Quote, prepared to commit war crimes. Well, thats not really fair, he doesnt prepare for anything [ ht willing to commit war crimes maybe. [ laughter ] senator Bernie Sanders is reportedly considering using private jets to fly to early primary states during president trumps impeachment trial before returning to washington to resume work in the morning. Do you know how crazy that is . Bernie sanders might have to use a private jet. This is a guy who thinks even boarding group b is for the 1 [ laughter ] [ applause ] ill be back with group d. According to the latest numbers former Vice President joe biden spent 11 days in iowa last month. It was only supposed to be a weekend but he got lost in a corn maze. [ laughter and applause republican congressman paul gosar is facing criticism after sharing a photoshopped image of former president obama posing with the president of iran on twitter with the caption, the world is a better place without these guys in power. Though if i were paul gosar
A guy can dream, said trump, with his two projectiles [ laughter ] reporters have found that a doctored version of the president ial seal was projected behind President Trump at an event earlier this week, which featured a twoheaded Russian Eagle clutching a set of golf clubs and a banner reading 45 is a puppet in spanish. [ laughter ] hmm. Somebody doesnt like trump and also speaks spanish . Busted [ laughter and applause according to reports, Rudy Guiliani is serving as President Trumps lawyer for free well, i think we can all agree he is worth every penny. [ laughter and applause thats right guiliani is serving as trumps lawyer for free. Well, actually, what trump said is, you can bill me all you want but i am never going to pay you. [ laughter and applause according to Campaign Finance records, indiana mayor, Pete Buttigieg has spent 300,000 on private plane travel, while Bernie Sanders just asked Spirit Airlines if they have a punch card [ laughter and applause every tenth flight