H youre very kind. No, no no youre very kind. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Before we get started, i wanted to talk about a consumer product. Now, i know what youre saying why are we talking about products instead of black bleep . I agree, i agree. Well, it just so happens were getting both. Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. Its not like there arent pictures of the man. But i get it. Haha. Chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside. It should be half and half if anything. What what are you going
Budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah, thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it, man, thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know, thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy, right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi, his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters who go by the term, National Prayer team, by conference call. And thank god someone besides the the nsa recorded it. The council of joy that this team was chosen to fight a long battle, think that slavery took 25 years to defeat slavery, that is a lot longer than four y
Arrrrrr rrr look, kyle, cartman is totally miserable, even more miserable than he was before, because hes had his dream and lost it. Its not fair its not fair. I wanna die i wanna die you are up there. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor thank you so much. Welcome to the daily show. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Im trevor noah. My guest tonight from fivethirtyeight. Com, nate silver is here, everybody. Lets get straight into it with an international controversy. The queen of england, known mostly for her hat collection and her 1975 hit single Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday got into a spot the trouble. We begin with a private conversation at a garden party thats causing an international commotion. Talk about an embarrassing international incident, Queen Elizabeth caught on camera criticizing the chinese government. Tre
Is the citys firstever muslim mayor. Trevor wow, chark congratulations, my man. Electing the first muslim mayor say huge monumental step for the city of explond to be honest, our culture as a whole. Plus, now everyone in your city gets to have a mayor whose name sounds like a move in street fighter. Sadiq Khan Sadiq Khan sadiq khan. Its such a momentous occasion. Even donald trump has gotten caught up in the excitement. This is true. On monday donald trump said if the new mayor of london wants to come to the u. S. , the muslim ban wouldnt apply to him. Thats how much donald trump loves winning. He was like, i know youre muslim, but youre a winner first. laughter theres only one problem with donalds generosity. Today, khan rejected trumps potential offer. I think donald trump has ignorant views about islam. Its not just about me. I dont be the exception. The mayor of paris visited london yesterday, and she was asked about trump as well, and, boy, she did not hold back. Hes very stupid.
cheers and applause . Larry thank you very much. Thank you, such a good crowd. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you, maam, thank you very much. So we begin tonight with america. Well, just in time for the fourth of july the makers of budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it man thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters w