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But i think this will explain why i did. Now, this is the ordinary, inexpensive violin that i use just on my television shows. And this is the 30,000 stradivarius that i use in my concerts. Im going to show you why this is worth now first, listen to this cheap one. This is a cheap one. Just listen to it. scratchy tuneless playing now, here is my stradivarius. audience laughter you see . Theres no substitute for quality. Would someone take these violins off, please . audience applause audience laughter keep awake. Therell be no sleeping while hes on. Milton come back here. What do you want . Look, milton, why would you come out here before you were supposed to . Youre getting so why would you . You would be kidding. You asked for somebody to help you, so i brought the violins, i took them off. Other people getting laughs. Thats not true. It hurts, but i can stand it. audience laughter never mind. Just get off the stage, and come back when youre introduced, please. Jack, i was only doing
Didnt have. We didnt have any of that. Stephen its called twitter. You should know we have a black president now. Its amazing. Im glad my fellow reps followed through with the spirit of the emancipation product lamedication. Stephen hes a democrat. After all i did for them . Stephen yep. Great catching up. I have a live show to do. Ive got to get down to the theater. Ntheater. Dont go to the theater its a trap its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes rob lowe, kal penn and emma willman, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its word war one, the shows live debate coverage. Sorry, america. Your time is up. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey whats up, joseph . Hows it going, jon . cheers and applause stephen hey , whats up . cheers and applause whoo thank you very much welcome to the late show, everybody. Thank you so much. Hey, everybody we cawelcome to the late show, everybody. T