for almost a year now, we ve brought you a regular segment called here s the story. here s the graphic you can see over my shoulder. as the months passed by, so, too, did the republican candidates. more like the castaways than gilligan s island. first went the godfather. then the tea party darling. next the diplomat. don t forget the governor. for a spell, the graphic held with four candidates standing. but the santorum surge finally gave way to mitt s millions. this week s newt s moon shot fell back to earth. that leaves the graphic like this. but today, we officially suspend the segment with a very fond farewell to all the eliminated republican candidates. wait. i know what you re thinking. what about rob paul? in all due respect to his delegate dance, we think we can officially report, here s the story. mitt is the nominee. stay with us.
we got everything. it s like whitewater rafting. one leg over the side, one leg in. that way everybody should fit. all right. everyone should fit, but it s going to be a tight squeeze. as the passengers and crew gently get into the raft, no one knows if the distress call got through and now that they re in the raft, cell phone service is gone for good. now i got no service on it. john, do you think we got through enough? don t make any rapid movements. want some water. there s some water coming in. john, if you can, why don t you bring something just in case we need to bail this thing out. they re talking about bringing a pump in case water breaches the rubber raft. good thinking. because, sure enough, the castaways almost immediately notice a hole. that feels like there s a hole? yeah. but it feels like we had the
in. that way everybody should fit. all right. everyone should fit, but it s going to be a tight squeeze. as the passengers and crew gently get into the raft, no one knows if the distress call got through and now that they re in the raft, cell phone service is gone for good. now i got no service on it. john, do you think we got through enough? don t make any rapid movements. want some water. there s some water coming in. john, if you can, why don t you bring something just in case we need to bail this thing out. they re talking about bringing a pump in case water breaches the rubber raft. because, sure enough, the castaways almost immediately notice a hole. that feels like there s a hole? yeah. but it feels like we had the plug out of the raft.
it s like whitewater rafting. one leg over the side, one leg in. that way everybody should fit. all right. everyone should fit, but it s going to be a tight squeeze. as the passengers and crew gently get into the raft, no one knows if the distress call got through and now that they re in the raft, cell phone service is gone for good. now i got no service on it. john, do you think we got through enough? don t make any rapid movements. want some water. there s some water coming in. john, if you can, why don t you bring something just in case we need to bail this thing out. they re talking about bringing a pump in case water breaches the rubber raft. because, sure enough, the castaways almost immediately notice a hole. that feels like there s a hole? yeah. but it feels like we had the
yeah. this was a fundraiser for tom hanks and glen fry s kids school 2004. this was a while ago. very richie school. a lot of celebrities live as you know. the theme of the evening was castaways, perfect for tom hanks. during the auction, a parent, a white guy, shows up as you see in black face with a wig and dressed as a native african. is he holding a giant gorilla. i guess the auction item was a dowry of stock. anyway, the parent in black face was james montgomery. he is the ceo. he is a financial guy. hanks says that he had no idea that this guy was going to show up in black face. he said he was blind sided. he thought it was hideous. bill: how did the guy get in there. i guess because he thinks he saw the gorilla he didn t know what else to say compare to you a gorilla. did that hurt your feelings. yes, of course. i thought i was bosom buddies with him. thank you very much. all right.