Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss
Mint condition theyre kidney beans, not a rocket firing boba fett. And look, i know hes trying to encourage people to buy goya, but it looks like more like one of those photos where d. E. A. Agents pose with kilos of cocaine they just seized or who knows, maybe its a local production of glengarry glen ross. Second prize, a weeks supply of goya. Third prize is youre fired. Looks like an episode of racist iron chef. Todays secret ingredient is goya beans. I guess i could make beans. President trump announced yesterday that he has demoted Campaign Manager Brad Parscale and replaced him with his deputy Campaign Manager though that ones on you, trump. You really thought he was going to make you look good when he made himself look like that . He looks like a Civil War Soldier who was sent home because of weak blood. Infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci said in an interview yesterday that despite the white houses effort to discredit him, he has not thought about resigning him, which is too
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Will get worse before it gets better, which may be true, but its still a weird campaign promise. When asked about former associate of Jeffrey Epstein and accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell at his press conference yesterday, President Trump said, quote, i wish her well. And then somewhere an assassin said, thats the code, and started screwing together a plastic rifle. Thats right he was asked about accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell and said he had met maxwell numerous times over the years and wished her well oh, no, thats going to become a trump rally chant, isnt it . Wish her well wish her well former Attorney Michael Cohen has written a tellall book about President Trump. Seriously . Harry potter wasnt written about this much. What else is there to know oh, wow oh, it says hes a touch racist. What page oh, all of them. The Democratic Party recently drafted its 2020 platform, which is 80 pages long and was drafted by a 15person panel, as opposed to the republican platform
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Tracee ellis ross. Chat and music from luke bryan an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night everybody. I hope you had a good weekend. My wife and i got nostalgic for the good old days. So we watched tiger king and made sourdough simpler times. Lets get to the news. According to a new report published in the new york times, white house aides asked the governor of south dakota about the process of adding additional president s to Mount Rushmore as for when they asked, im guessing right after they hung up with the governor of north dakota sorry, wrong number sorry. You guys, there are two dakotas. I dont know where the other one is get an atlas, dan. President trump told a crowd in ohio last week that former Vice President joe biden wants to, quote, take away your guns, destroy your second amendment, no religion, no anything, hurt the bible, hurt god. Man, he is grasping