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laughter we dont sell fireworks anymore. Thats all ill say till after the inquest. But weve got all the furniture you need including hey, buddy what are you doing . Dont smoke near that couch its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Michael Keaton. And john mcenroe. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause . Stephen thanks, everybody please, sit down, everybody thank you so much. Oh, please have a seat. Wow. Thats a friday crowd. You cant fake that. Thats a friday crowd right there. Thats the real deal cheers and applause thats the real deal but as u. S. D. A. Prime friday beef. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Weve firmly established its friday all right. Im not going to see you next week happy fourth of july, ladies and gentlemen. Greatest country on earth. This is our birthday coming up, the only Hol
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