pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons we have the red sweat suits. there s no way we couldn t. we re creeping between the bullfrogs. i went from being too banana plants up to a feed seeding shark that sold pictures of different toys i want. and when i buy stickers for folks in prison, i bring milk, not back yard meth. it s a prison party. i m bored by famine. i cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, hot yellow kool-aid, and save a pretzel for the gas jets! [ applause ] thank you. i wrote that. i wrote that. all courtesy of the emerging geniuses of the 2012 presidential contest, the people at badlipreading.com. okay. this morning we re in l.a. this week, i got to our little office space here in l.a. to start working and i thought something horrible had happened because my boss, bill wolf, was crying at his desk. his face was all red. there s tears streaming down his