jessica tarlov, jesse watters, d greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. the so-called great savior of democracy is back. rushed off his caribbean vacation where he got sunburned into oblivion. president biden was at valley forge to kick off his first major campaign speech of the year, but it looks like the big guy is out of big ideas. instead of talking policies or how he will make your lives better, biden bashed maga supporters and january 6th. the president repeatedly mentioned george washington, while fanning himself as a defender against dictatorship. donald trump s campaign is about him, not america, not you. donald trump s campaign is obsessed with the past, not the future. he is willing to sacrifice our democracy, put himself in power. maga supporters not only embrace political they abide by it. hear me clearly, i will stay with donald trump won t: political violence is never, ever acceptable in the united states, never, never, never.
fan mail friday. kids, control yourself or i am turning the car ran. [laughter] the first question from brent g. what is something you ve done that you would discover the urge that you would discourage others from doing you met jessica flush from doing? jessica? jessica: in fifth grade, i was mean to this girl my class. greg: and she killed herself. jessica: she is alive and thriving and i wasn t that mean. greg: maybe it s a good thing. jesse: jessica: even polite bullying is bad. jesse: mind is no bully also. greg: oh, really? you were a bully? jesse: i wasn t a bully. greg: you were the bully. jesse: i wasn t the bully. no i wasn t. i was not. dana: judge? g jeanine: i wouldn t fry a turkey. you fry a turkey in it.