[ laughter ] seth hes hes a doctor why do you think he knows more than he does do you do this during your actual doctors appointments mr. President , it looks like you have an undigested hamburger lodged in your stomach. No, youre wrong, thats just my second heart. [ laughter ] trump probably thinks he knows more about actual doctors because this guy was his actual doctor do you remember him . The guy who looks less like a doctor, and more like hes hiding in the witness protection program. [ laughter ] the guy whose fallback job is roadie for hootie and the blowfish [ laughter ] trump probably did know more than this guy. Bad news man, looks like you got your feet where your brain should be. [ laughter ] no, i think you just have it upside down. Oh, hey i guess youre right, man. All right. Want some medicine . [ laughter ] now look, its important to be cautious and not to panic, but its also important not to ignore the advice of health professionals. Everyone should remain calm, hope f
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Look at you guys thank you very much thats a hot crowd [ cheers and applause i love ya. Mwahmwah. I love ya. Please have a seat welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thats a good buzz here tonight. You guys, coming into work today, i saw a bunch of paparazzi outside, and i thought, well, youve still got it, jimmy. And then i remembered my guest tonight is Kim Kardashian west so i go, okay, well [ cheers and applause i actually ran into kim backstage and asked if she would post a picture of us on her instagram. She was like, no problem. Thatll be 2 million. [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Tomorrow night is the third democratic debate on abc so it will be jeopardy and wheel of fortune, followed by a debate full of people who watch jeopardy and wheel of fortune. [ laughter ] tomorrows debate on abc is scheduled to be three hours long [ cheers ] americans are like, um, the only
And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden. You wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ] youd say, wait,
Lake county, napa county, this is where the strongest wind speeds will be and the lowest humidity levels. So, red flag, high fire damage above here and out towards the west slope of the sierra, where theres the power shutoff watch. So, its not just the fire danger. But look at a sneak preview of tuesday, high temperatures. We could be talking about 90s bayside and valleys approaching 100 degrees. Heat advisories, possible this week. Well let you know how long the fire dangers and high temperatures last, coming up in our forecast, in 15 minutes. Twitter with the latest weather information. Follow him for all of your weather information. The red flag warning could impact firefighters trying to contain the 128acre fire in the milpitas foothills. Terry, the fire burning right now here is 70 contained. It will be under a warning tomorrow night. Firefighters are racing to achieve full containment before the winds pick up tomorrow night. For a second day, firefighters are battling six stubbor
Lets go out with a look at who will see the potential for the highest fire danger and its also going to get hotter. Yeah, thats one of the things well be watching this time tomorrow night as that red flag warning officially begins p. M. This time tomorrow. Well already be under those red flag conditions with the north bay and east bay hills. One of the trends weve been seeing in the weather models is to kind of increase those wind speeds in the north bay approaching tuesday morning. Sustained wind generally 15 to 20 miles per hour. And that does include lake county, portions of of Sonoma County into napa county. Portions of under that power shutoff watch updated by pg e. So the red flag warning is one component to the story, but look at the high temperatures as we head to tuesday. 80s and 90s, bay side, so we could see some heat advisories in addition to the red flag warning conditions in the hills. Ill let you know how long the fire danger and hot temperatures last in our forecast com