And the priest puts ashes on your forehead. Then you wear at this time rest of the day to show everybody what a good person you are. Somebody told me my mother is here and she has, i think she might put mascara on her head, like extra. To make sure that i can see and it to remind me that i didnt to go church today. Working on hollywood boulevard, it is hard to tell who went to church and who just put on their filthy darth vader helmet. Are you giving up anything . Red meat. Jimmy why are you giving up red meat . Partly for health reasons. Jimmy i was thinking, what would i miss most . Youre supposed to make a sacrifice. I think what i would miss most on a daily basis is q tips. I love them so much. Im going to try to go cold turkey. Im going tipless for 40 days. And then at likes 6 00 a. M. On easter sunday, im going nuts. Ill tell you something [ applause ] jimmy thank you. That im certainly not giving up for lent. That is dancing with the stars. Sorry, god but no way. Season 245 of d
Having to open the door. Some say staring in the refridge traitor with the door open, now you can do it with the door closed. That will save you a little electricity. Is that an lg guitar . No. So hes done it again and this time he will help lg sell a whole lot of products. All right, youre all caught up on the best of the web. Go to rightthisminute. Com to catch up or watch the next brand new episode of rtm. The long lasting scent of gain flings clearasil rapid action begins working fast for clearly visible results in as little as 12 hours. Wow but what other teen problems can it fix fast . Will clearasil act fast to help this teen concentrate on his math test . Darn it only worked on the acne. Can it hel. Nope. No. So lets be clear clearasil works fast on teen acne, not so much on other teen things. And now theres new clearasil overnight spot patches with patented technology for faster healing. You. Smells fine, but yourin your passengers smell this bell dinging new febreze car with
Too. Dave chappelle is not here yet. Hes late. Theres a chance he will be here. This has happened to me a few times. I got a call and said hello, for a second you dont hear anything, and you assume its your mom. Then a womans voice says, im sorry, can you hear me now . Then you realize youre having a conversation with a tape. Have you had that, where they trick you . [ applause ] i looked it up, turns out its a scam to try to get a recording of your voice saying the word yes, that way they can say you ordered something. This is how the russians hooked trump by the [ laughter and applause ] the woman on the other end of the phone is very peppy. She sounds like rachael ray or something. Makes me wonder when she went into the recording session if she knew what this was for. Hard to imagine someone so upbeat being so evil. Because its evil, right . And i wonder if she ever gets these calls from herself. That would be sweet. I have a lot of energy for this sort of thing, so i reported them
Shifting over to boxing and defeating floyd mayweather. He says hes going to take over the whole sport. Well tell you the speculation over their possible when its going to happen. Match. And squaring off on the dance floor. The flashy premiere of season 24 of dancing with the stars. Who finished on top and who turned out to be the biggest disappointment. Mr. T with the moves. Yeah, he did. Thats ahead in the skinny. It is tuesday, march 21st. Announcer from abc news, this is world news now. Thats all we know for 24 karat. Thats the only part i know. As we say good morning to you, everybody, on this tuesday sound so beautiful together. We harmonize, sort of like peaches and herb. Thats not harmony. No, no. Rats. All right. Lets talk about President Trump who is heading to capitol hill, of course, this morning but it follows that bombshell fbi announcement. Thats right. So he has returned to washington after a rally last night in kentucky to push the Republican Health care plan, but that
Shifting over to boxing and defeating floyd mayweather. He says hes going to take over the whole sport. Well tell you the speculation over their possible when its going to happen. Match. And squaring off on the dance floor. The flashy premiere of season 24 of dancing with the stars. Who finished on top and who turned out to be the biggest disappointment. Mr. T with the moves. Yeah, he did. Thats ahead in the skinny. It is tuesday, march 21st. Announcer from abc news, this is world news now. Thats all we know for 24 karat. Thats the only part i know. As we say good morning to you, everybody, on this tuesday sound so beautiful together. We harmonize, sort of like peaches and herb. Thats not harmony. No, no. Rats. All right. Lets talk about President Trump who is heading to capitol hill, of course, this morning but it follows that bombshell fbi announcement. Thats right. So he has returned to washington after a rally last night in kentucky to push the Republican Health care plan, but that