Remember when we used to find out politicians were dirtbags after we elected them . [ laughter ] i dont know the results yet. The polls just closed. I do know that roy moore, he shouldnt even be in im not talking about the senate race. I mean the human race. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its mind boggling. Today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. [ laughter ] young girls love ponies, i guess. I dont know. [ laughter ] theres been plenty of opposition to roy moore even from within his own party. The other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. He would not vote for him. President trumps daughter ivanka spoke out against him. She said theres a special place in hell for people who prey on children. And their dad was like, yes, but before that, theres a special place for him in the senate. By me. [ laughter ] so there are rumblings, if he wins, Republican Leaders might not even put roy moore on any committees. Which wou
Hi. Very kind. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching russ thanks to all of you for coming. Very nice. I tell you i had an interesting day today. So i woke up. I wrestled the kids. I took a shower. I drove into work. I sat dune on my desk. Somehow found myself in a twitter war with roy moore. [ laughter ] running for senate in alabama even though multiple women accused him of hitting on them, groping them, et cetera, before they were 18 years old . Roy moore is not happy with me. What happened was they had a rally for roy moore at a church in theodore, alabama. Roy is running against someone as far as i know hasnt been accused of child molesting, doug jones. The election is december 12th. According to new polls they released this week roy moore leads doug jones by 5 or 6 poin w even though roy moore was reportedly so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the mall in gadston, alabama. Imagine getting banned from the mall. No hot dog on a stick for you. [ laughter
Very nice. I tell you i had an interesting day today. So i woke up. I wrestled the kids. I took a shower. I drove into work. I sat dune on my desk. Somehow found myself in a twitter war with roy moore. [ laughter ] running for senate in alabama even though multiple women accused him of hitting on them, groping them, et cetera, before they were 18 years old . Roy moore is not happy with me. What happened was they had a rally for roy moore at a church in theodore, alabama. Roy is running against someone as far as i know hasnt been accused of child molesting, doug jones. The election is december 12th. According to new polls they released this week roy moore leads doug jones by 5 or 6 points which doesnt say a lot for doug. Even though roy moore was reportedly so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the mall in gadston, alabama. Imagine getting banned from the mall. No hot dog on a stick for you. [ laughter ] they had a rally for roy. A number of his supporters were there and one
Very nice. I tell you i had an intere so i woke up. I wrestled the kids. I took a shower. I drove into work. I sat dune on my desk. Somehow found myself in a twitter war with roy moore. [ laughter ] running for senate in alabama even though multiple women accused him of hitting on them, groping them, et cetera, before they were 18 years old . Roy moore is not happy with me. What happened was they had a rally for roy moore at a church in theodore, alabama. Roy is running against someone as far as i know hasnt been accused of child molesting, doug jones. The election is decemb according to new polls they released this week roy moore leads doug jones by 5 or 6 points which doesnt say a lot for doug. Even thoore was reportedly so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the mall in gadston, alabama. Imagine getting banned from the mall. No hot dog on a sticfor you. [ laugthey had a rally for roy. A number of his supporters were there and one of them just happened to be our friend jake
And this is billy. I was out last week because this guy had heart surgery. But look, hes fine, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he may have pooped, but hes fine. I want to thank chris pratt and Tracee Ellis Ross and Neil Patrick Harris and Melissa Mccarthy for filling in for us last week. Eef each of them they each gave a full day of their very busy lives to give me time off. And im grateful to them for doing that. And daddy cries on tv, but billy doesnt. Its unbelievable. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and we also want to thank the very bright and talented doctors and nurses at Childrens Hospital for who treated billy, and not just billy, but many kids with so much caring and compassion. Children from every income level whose health is especially threatened right now because of something youve probably never heard of. Its called c. H. I. P. Its the Childrens Health insurance program. It covers around 9 million American Kids whose parents make too much money to qualify for medi