Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes will smith and andrew scott featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen oh, my goodness hey, everybody, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Things arent going well for donald trump today. Half of Congress Absolutely hates him, and the democrats arent fond of him, either. laughter ill tell you all about it in tonights don and the giant impeach. I dont like to be the sucker. Stephen now a lot of people have been saying up tow this point, people have been musing publicly, when is the constitutional crisis coming . Well, mark your calendar, tattoo it on your forehead, and flip off your boss, because its here. This afternoon, the white house delivered on their previous obstruction of justice with an official letter telling the house of representat
States is lurking just a few miles away from here in his hyperbaric tanning chamber eating all our popeyes chicken sandwiches, but he is. I saw that trump was coming to l. A. And abc was announce beiin new bachelor, for a moment i got my hopes up that they would be the same guy. Trump is at a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and had a meet and greet in palo alto where tickets went up to 100,000. You get a round table discussion, a photo op and what they billed as premiere seating for lunch. What is premiere seating for lunch with donald trump . You get to join him in his booth at carls jr. . Trump is hoping to raise 15 million on this trip. I miss the days when a trump visit to california meant nothing more than a new episode of the fresh prince, you know . He is not popular here, the president. He lost in l. A. By about 50 points. And its gone down from there. If youre wondering who would host a fundraiser for him in this city, well, the answer is this guy. A billionaire, who is accused of
Test test test. Welcome back to the Trump News Network everything but facts everyone is talking about how democrats want to impeach me very unfair. Very unfair. Now Everyone Wants to know how i feel but really my advisor and favorite halloween decoration Kellyanne Conway said itt. Hes amused he thinks its funny. Shes right im amused [ laughter ] im amused. Thats how i look when im amused im amused because with me out of the office, you would be left with the worlds most salt krmie pence. Wait a second, im getting word on my very real ear piece we received a statement from the whistle blower himself lets roll the clip. Hi, everyone, its me the whistle blower im going to let you know that i made a huge mistake. Donald trump is totally innocent if anything, it was about erasing the whole complaint thing. Once again, im innocent he is innocent. He is innocent. Wow, there you have it, america. I guess im off the hook after all. Next, joe biden was very mean to me in an interview, in an inte
E late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes Patricia Heaton and musical guests tegan sara. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, whats going on . Nice to see you cheers and applause stephen seat, everybody. Welcome, one and all, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The big story cheers and applause friday crowd. Friday crowd right there. Now, the big story all week long has been the impeachment inquiry of donald trump, a historic event that everyone saw coming the moment he announced his candidacy. Everybody applause riding down the esk lairpt like that. Everybody saw is except donaldtp called the president of ukraine and asked for political favors, hes been forced to face something hes never had to before consequences. laughter and trump has no one else to blame but donald trump, because it
Sort of technology that would damn it [ laughter ] while at the border, President Trump called the new fencing, quote, virtually impenetrable. But then again, he said the same thing after pushing on this for an hour. [ laughter ] theres no way through. [ light laughter ] canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is facing criticism after a photo from 2001 surfaced in which hes wearing brownface. Im not going to show you the picture because its really bad. Its so bad, that canadians traveling in europe are going to start telling people theyre american [ laughter ] what . [ cheers and applause sorry, wheres my accent from . Oh, im from houston [ laughter ] this is a houston accent. According to reports, a whistleblower complaint hasbeet trump for his communications with a foreign leader, which alleges that trump made an undisclosed promise during a phone call said trump, well, i dont know if he even can dance, but sure, why not. [ laughter and applause producers have announced that disney w