You think youre a god . Im the one whos thriving, dennis. I mean, look at me. You look like youre covered in hawaiian punch. Yeah . Yeah. Mm. I am the god of my own universe, charlie. I decide my own reality, and ive decided all of your realities as well. So, you see, i unplugged it. You. Unplugged reality . I dont understand what hes saying. Me neither. I justi deleted all of your characters from the game. What . I erased all your. People. Hhow did you do that . Well, it was easy. You guys all have the same password paddyspub. Oh, thats my password for everything. Mine too. Why would you do that, though . Why would you delete our characters . Because the goddamn game was irritating to me. I thought it was really stupid, and it really is just, you know, sort of that simple, so i ended the game, you know. Thats the end. Doesnt have to be a whole big thing every single time. You know, thats life. Thats just sort of how how shit goes. [chuckles] sometimes things just sort of. End. From Co
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Announcer decision 2016. This is nbc nightly news with lester holt. Good evening to our viewers on the west coast. It is great to be with you on this saturday. Voting day in two key president ial contests. Lets get right to the republican primary. In South Carolina, where the polls closed a short time ago. Nbc news now projects donald trump will win that primary with what appears to be a decisive victory over ted cruz and marco rubio who are in a battle for second that is too close to call. The other race today, the democratic caucuses in nevada where nbc news projects Hillary Clinton defeats bernie sanders. Clinton able to hold back sanderss surge following his big win in new hampshire, his loss tonight complicating his path to the nomination. Weve got it covered in both states tonight. We start with the race in South Carolina. Katy tur is there. Katy . Reporter lester, this is a massive win for donald trump. Right now he could potentially win all congressional districts here, if he d
Joins us from trump tower. The president elects soninlaw, what are you learning about his plans to avoid conflicts of interest . And is he even legally allowed to take this position according to antinepotism laws that are in place . Reporter those are the Big Questions, anderson. Donald trump made a major announcement today, tapping his soninlaw Jared Kushner to be a Senior Adviser to the president. There was a lot of discussion about this for several weeks, but officials held a Conference Call with reporters and laid out the case that they believe yes, Jared Kushner is legally able to serve as a Senior Adviser to donald trump despite the fact that he is the president elects soninlaw. They say he does not violate federal antinepotism laws, laws put in place in the 1960s after john f. Kennedy tapped his brother, bobby kennedy, to be attorney general. Later, congress and lawmakers decided that that was no longer something that should be done in this country, so laws were changed. But acc
Warmer ties with the west . Caught on camera. New video of the shooting rampage at the Fort Lauderdale airport. We want to welcome our viewers in the United States and around the world. Im wolf blitzer. You are in the situation room. With just over a week before he assumes office, donald trump is staying largely silent on the election cyberattacks which u. S. Intelligence says were ordered by Vladmir Putin to benefit trumps campaign. Today, the president elect dodged questions about it promising instead to address russian hacking at a longdelayed News Conference scheduled for wednesday. We are learning trumps soninlaw, Jared Kushner, will be a Senior Adviser to the press at the white house. Kushner will not be paid for his white house role and we are told he is resigning all his positions at Kushner Companies as well as divesting a significant number of assets. Also, new video of the shooting rampage at the ft. Lauderdale International Airport that left five dead, 26yearold suspect, Es