greg: yeah! it s true. it s true. in the summer, the news gets slower than aoc playing jeopardy. so let s talk about me. i just got my back waxed. shout-out to the yankee candle company. here s the before. i know. and here s the after. huh? not bad. thank you. those are my sisters. but why did i do this? it s to make myself more attractive, if that s even possible. but i wonder as i get better looking, what about everybody else? i believe it s time for: gutfeld s scientific institute presents, are people getting uglier? greg: so was our imagination overactive or are people becoming less attractive? it s something that i ve noticed. go anywhere and you see how fitness has become fatness. moon while people take perfectly good hair and die it blue or purple where while others let themselves go. science is proving me self as proven by a fellow who apparently is a facial analyst, a facial analyst. sounds like the most prized job as porn hub. actually, mr. hassan
cast of outnumbered. you didn t know that, did you? anyway, the first star they got for publicity purposes, major, had to hit the road for biting. he was part german shepherd and part brian stelter. of course, joe accused one secret service agent of lying about being bitten. at least we know the teeth weren t joes, he keeps them in a jar on top of the night stand. nonetheless, major was replaced by commander who is now biting people. commander bit seven people over a four-month period including two secret service agents and a work at biden s delaware home. but hey, you would be a cranky dog, too, if they kept blaming you for the messes that joe leaves on the carpet. [laughter] greg: oh, you re terrible. okay, i ll take it. that s only the 8th or 9th worst i think that happened to in the biden white house this week and now how speaker kevin mccarthy is using the i word. that s impeachment. meanwhile joe s degenerate crack head son is embroiled in one fiasco after another and
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school and handing out syringes. it lets them punish assistance for crimes committed before they were born against people they don t know, in places most of them have never even been to. that is like punishing me because in the past, one of my relatives bought a red hot chili peppers record. [laughter] i can t be held accountable for every white person s atrocity. [laughter] the task force just released a report of over 1,000 pages and it is all about eliminating disparities. you know, like that one between people who own small businesses and people who loot small businesses. like between people who use a bathroom and people who pee behind trash cans. [laughter] one time. greg: yes. and it is on tape. the main recommendation of course is reparations. they want to give up to 1.2 million to each eligible california resident to make up for their ancestors being enslaved in other states. basically replacing policy with powerball. how in the world without even work? where wi