From our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. Chris rocks new movie is called top five. He wrote and directed it and also plays the lead character. The Associated Press writes, it defies categorization. It is a comedy, a satire, and also a look at an artist trying to figure out ones. Here is the trailer. What is up. This is andre allen. When i listen to satellite radio, i listen to just make it funnier. Funnier . Whats up. This is [audio deleted]. First take was good. In 2005, Time Magazine voted todays guest the funniest man in america. In 2010, he hit it big. You can also see him getting married to reality star erica long. Do we have to do this on camera . I dont feel like doing funny movies anymore. I dont feel funny. I just want a decent story. If you give me a couple of honest things, i will be more than fair. She is doing a story on me. Im going to turn over like an apple pie. You just ate an apple pie. Things are changing. You need to wake up. A black man, trying to g
From our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. Chris rocks new movie is called top five. He wrote and directed it and plays its lead character. The Associated Press writes it defies categorization. It is a silly industry satire and a sweet look at an artist who is trying to figure out what he wants. Here is the trailer for the film. What is up . When i listen to satellite radio, i listen to sirius hits 1. Make it funnier. Put some stank on it. What is up . [beep] the first take was good. You got hammer time. You can also see him getting married. I do not feel like doing funny movies anymore. Things are changing. Look at this. Black man trying to get a cab in new york city. Taxi. What is going on . Zoolander is in the conference room. Why dont you skip they had questions and go do something good. Why are you not funny anymore . I got married a lot of times. I was not in for the wedding. I was in for the guy. That is great. They got the lock on him. They are hip to your boy. I
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laughter noon you had to get there at noon. You know what . Normally that would make me mad but since congress probably isnt going to be doing anything anyway, all right why not get a late start . Hell why not just serve them legislation in bed for gods sake. laughter no wonder you folks have a 14 approval rating. And apparently a roughly 95 incumbency rate. You know 14 disapproval to 95 incumbency, its the same disapprovaltooccurrence ratio currently enjoyed by the herpes virus. Herpes its Like Congress on your dick. laughter applause cheers whats that . Is that the arbys font . Thats just a cheap shot. So other than the republicans now taking control of the senate, as well as the house of representatives, nothing much has changed on capitol hill. Except on me, god thats a koran theyre swearing in on a koran. No, its a crin bible. Loobls we staifd off sharia law for one more congressional session. But its coming. The senate changed hands been known to happen before. Now that the repub
Thats no different than james franco using instagram to meet hot children. Good night, and long live the audience member of the week. [ ] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause displ hey welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight. My guest tonight, very exciting legal scholar Cass Sunstein is going to be here, the author of the new book wiser which i think you will be once you read it. An hrveg day on capitol hill as the 114th congress meets for the first time. laughter jon the congress met for the first time right on a tuesday, a tuesday. Couldnt go back to work on a monday . Why would you go back to work on monday. Monday was komachora japan festival. You couldnt work on that day or it was the 12th day of christmas. Youre not home to sign for your delivery of 12 drummers drumming. You know, fedex just leaves them on your do