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for its own sovereignty and the rule of law by blockth, the bidn welcome wagon from fast tracking migrants into united states. and in chicago, they were forced to move thousandsnt of migrants into what they re calling warming buse rs due to the record cold temperatures massing that region and moving east to massachusetts. a group in melrose called i the immigrant support allianceer is reportedly encouraging residents to open their homes to the migrants and session. they re called exploring the host home expresation ses tr place on monday. and the notice reads, are you curiouio ed is about what s involved beg in hosting an immigrant for short term shelter? they begin their journey toward independencindee today. housing immigrants in your b house is volunteerinutg, e when but tomorrow will see. and at a time when the countrytb is struggling to cope with and pay for the millions that biden s alread already wai, most of them from third world countries. drafslation beint leg
oh, yeah. beautiful every one of you with that precious snowflake. happy tuesday, everyone. so we re less than two weeks into the new year and not much has changed for 2023. i m still under 7% body fat. done. kill me. still writes at a fourth grade level. and the biggest threat on earth, big monster man. take this recent piece from axios which points to the former president as, quote, the risk that trumps all others. quote a second trump term would be far more radical than the first committed to stretching legal and governance boundaries and to pursuing retribution for the prosecutions he s been fighting since losing. trump s protectionist and isolationist tendencies would also nato while creating an opening for china as a global threat. he is unrivaled. so how is that a problem? i, for one, would like a second term that s more radical than the first. maybe we ll get that wall we were promised and i will get a cabinet position as secretary of abs. 7% body fat, maybe. yeah
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happy birthday, everybody. thank you.ha so disney has announced the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. adm oh, you heard that right. disney admitits they define def a womainn, but the new director is not just any woman. no, she s sharmeen obaid-chinoy annoy, a pakistani canadian feminist activist. ofs you know exactly the kind of person that star wars lectchise needs. the kind whose idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression, welcoming dandruff out of her armpitsf . not heard somebody like that.t h that fancy. i save that one. ant the star secree star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly i mean. so here s sharmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interact s with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. e me i like to maken men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable. see, that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortablene, y especially the ones that own disney