Trump doesnt care about the video because it doesnt proveyt anng, and epstein doesnt care about it because its 26 years old. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ light laughter ] republican support for President Trump has increased following his racist remarks about minority congresswomen how is that possible were there actually republicansh out e going, i dont know, he seems racist, but i need more proof. [ laughter ] new York Governor Andrew Cuomo signed legislation yesterday raising the sming age to 21. But luckily for teenage smokers, they already look 30 [ laughter ] discovered a 50yearoessagently in a bottle that was written by an english boy traveling on a cruise ship. And im guessing the trip wasn hiea [ laughter ] today was National Tattoo day, and you ow what that means probably not what you think. [ laughter ] a fld ida man recently arreste for allegedly attempting to fight an officer told police that he drank 33 beers that night. Or as they call it in florida, being the designated driver. [ laughter and applause [ light laughter ] no, im done. [ laughter ] disneyland opened 64 years ago today, and if you went that day, youre probably just now gettint into space moun. [ laughter ]or a fla restaurant called the bacon bitch is suing [ light laughter ] a california restaurant going by the ne Breakfast Bitch for mimicking its name and concept even worse, they both hired thef same lawm. [ laughter ] tesla founder elon musk announced that he hopes to begin human trials next year of a brain implant device that connects the mind to a computer. Though i think weve already proven that connecting a mind to a computer is a terrible idea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause and finally, a woman in new jersey accidentally drove her mercedes into a river recently after mistaking the gapedal for the brake. Even crazier, she still hit traffic. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause w his nevie the art of selfdefense is in select theaters now jesse eisenberg, everybody [ cheers and applause you can see her in the drama series Animal Kingdom, currently in its Fourth Season on tnty emilschanel is here. [ cheers and applause and we he a special performance by spoken word artist, kate tempest shes wonderful. Im so happy shes here as wella [ cheers applause before we get to all that, the president and gop leaders are insisting that trumps latest racist comments are not, in fact, racist, despite the fact that they are definitely super racist [ light laughter ] fr more on this its timeor a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth trump has spent the week reeling off a series of unhinged tweets and tirades defending his racist attack on four democratic congresswomen of color, in which he told them to go back and help fix the totally broken and crimeinfested places from which they came of course, theyre americans three of them were born here and the fourth is a refugee and ti naturalized cin, so if their country is broken and crime infested, thats on you. Trump accidentally [ applause ] trump accidentally burned hielf. Its like if someone said, man, your parents must have really screwed you up, and that someone was your mom [ laughter ] so given the fact that theyre american citizen reporters this afternoon followed up on trumps comments and he once again defended them. If people want to leave our country, they can. If they dont want to love our country, if they dont want to ill never change on t they can. They are not espousing the views of our country, the fourco resswomen. I think that theyve said horrible things that the press doesnt cover. I think you should try covering itou when yook at some of the things they said, theyre unthinkable. If somebody else or me or anybody else said things like that, it would be historic so you ought to look at some ofe the horrible staments because theres never been statements like that. Seth trumps brain disease wont let him backtrack [ laughter ]fa no matter how over the line he goes. If he said im going to eat this apple, and you said, dude, thats an onion, he would stand there and eathe whole thing with tears streaming down his face. La [ lighhter ] this is a really this is a really good apple. [ laughter ] is this a golden delicious . [ applse ] also those congresswomen do love tr country, as evidenced fact that theyve chosen to serving in congress dee rgy having to deal with your bull[ bleep ] every day. I mean, if i [ cheers and applause if i had to do their jobs for one day, id be, like, [ bleep ] it, im moving to maine. [ laughter ] im going to open up one of those trendy Furniture Stores that sells tree stump coffee tablesdo i mean, all i s make fun of you and im exhausted. This is what i looked like when the Trump Administration started. [ laughter ] i mean, who needs who needs faceapp when you have trump for a president . [ laughter ] also youre accusing them of saying horrible things about our country . You spent the eight years of thb a administration and the 2016 campaign constantly lying and trash talking the country. The u. S. Has become a dumping ground for everybody elses problems were like a dumping ground for the world. We re a dumping ground the United States is becoming a dumping ground we used to be at the top now were like a thirdworld country. Were like a thirdworld country. Were becoming a thirdworld country because of our infrastructure, our airports, our roads. Everything the whole world is looking at us and laughing at us the world is laughing at us. Theyre laughing at the stupidity of our preside [ laughter ] seth well well, im glad thats over [ cheers and applause so trump called america a dumping ground, a thirdworld country and a laughingstock. Id tell him to go back to where he came from, but im pretty sure he just appeared after a of bunch eens played with a ouija board they found in the woods. Of course, since it summoned trump, the word ouija was probably misspelled. [ laughter ] trump mounted a racist attack on four democratic congresswomen of color and then defended that attack with lies about the congresswomen he was attacking which of course gave republins a chance to courageously stand up to the president by pulling their favorite move pretending they havent heard about it and desperaly wtiai for the elevator doors to close. Heres one senator trying out especially unconvincing response you saw the president s tweets this weekend actually, i was out of town [ laughter ] seth oh we, actually actually, twitter has a new feature where you can even read the tweets out of town. [ laughter ] the way it works is the [ bleep ] same [ light laughter ] anyway, go on. Well he saiivthat these progresscongresswomen should go back to their countries im wondering what your reaction is to that im working hard as i c on reducing healthcare costs. Im not giving a daily commentary of the president s tweets but thesere, you know, racist tweets. Do you have any concerns about it [ light laughter ] the president said that these minority congresswomen shoulo go back teir countries. Do you have a response i havent read that but ill go check it out. Okay. Seth man, what would republicans in congress do if the capitol didnt have elevators . [ laughter ] theyd have to carry around houseplants just so they could hide behind themou what do yhink of the president s tweets . Im sorry, i havent seen them. Now, if youll excuse me, i [ laughter and applause e . Is he gon [ laughter ] also, im sorry, but can we please retire this i havent seen the tweet excuse one believes you. In fact, this excuse is getting so absurd that trumps acting director of u. S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Ken Cuccinelli tried it on cnnte lilly right after an anchor read the tweet on air. The president sent this out yesterday at 8 00 a. M. So interesting to see Progressive Democratic congresswomen who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and most corrupt, and inept anywhere in the world, if they even have a functioning government at all, now loly and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why dont they go back and help fix the totally broken and crimeinfested places from which theyame . What did you think of that tweet . Tweet, actually. I can hear what youre reading seth yeah, you ca you just heard it [ laughter ] she just read it to you. Republicans are like your friends who havent seen a tv erow trying to avoid spoil while theyre watching the show. [ light laughter ] no, no, no, dont give it away seriously, the only way you can support trump without lying at this point is if you have the part of your brain thats responsible for memory replaced with the brain of a goldfish i just showed you the tweet. What tweet . The president s tweet. Sorry, one sec. I got eat these food flakes. [ laughter and applause ay by the wjust to give you an idea of how fully and completely republicans have debed themselves in service of trump, that same guy, Ken Cuccinelli, staged a floor fight at the 201n republational convention to change the convention rules, and even me a big show of dramatically throwing his credentials on the floor and after that happened trumps son, donald trump jr. , slammed cuccinelli and called him an idiot. I have the sa group of four people running around, they wait for a camera to show up and then they take their credentials and tried to dramatically throw them on the floor they loolike idiots. Talking about Ken Cuccinelli. Are you calling him an idiot im saying these people look like idiots when theyre doing that seth imagine imagine how pathetic you have to be to take a job in the Trump Administration after donald trump jr. Called you an idiot. [ light laughter ] donald trump jr. This is a guy who doesnt even know how to stand like a normal [ laughter ] i mean, look, he always looks liketoes waiting for someone pin a medal on his chest [ laughter ]s my father said i wagetting an award for most oily. [ laughter ] what all this is exposing once again is the rot of intellectual bad faith within the gop for years, they claimed that when they criticized president obama, they were just upholding the constitution and complained they were being fairly maligned as racists. And to prove that, they would bt consistethey said they would also stand up to a republican president. For example, according to a new book out this week, li thenrepubn congressman mick mulvaney, who is now trumps acting chief of staff, said back in 2016, were not going to let trump dismantle the bill of rights for five and half years, every time we got to the floor and try to push back against an overreaching president , we get accused of being partisan at best and racist at worst when we do it against a republican president , maybe people will see it was a principled objection in the first place. Well, they didnt, because it wasnt republicans are literally hiding in eitvators to avoid crizing trump. [ light laughter ] if you get in an elevator with a republican senator, be careful because they might hit every button [ laughter ] sorry, just need a couple minutes. Hey. Can you show me how to open twitter . No, no, not the regular one. Travel twitter [ laughter ] oh oh, god, man, it has been a day. It has been oh. It has been [ cheers and applause the last few days theyve exposed once again that the eight years republicans spent criticizing obama werent actually about principled objections the same guys who said theyd stand up to trump are now working for elm, or hiding in ators to avoid criticizing the racism and corruption and stupidity of our president. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with jesse eisenberg, everyone. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. No wait ugh, sorry its ok [laughs out of breath]fa oh you got a one there c its ok justt get him to slow down thislass will help with that we get it. You got it were petsmart whatever youre craving. And whenever youre craving it. Doordash has the restaurts you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. 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Oh, thats too hot. Act yoge. Get your own insurance company. Carlo, why dont you start us with a ltle bit of cereal . You can spread it all around the table. T carland were gonna splithe w. With a ltle bit of cereal . And ill have a glass of grape juice to spill on the carpet. Oh, uh, do you want some to spill . Act your age. Get your own insurance company. Cheers and applause seth welcome back, r everybody, give it up foe 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause and joining us again tonight, hes a 14yearold upandcoming drummer from new jersey who starred in the tonynominated school of rock on broadway millions of views so bre to check him out on instagram Raghav Mehrotra is here. Thank you so much for being here thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth 14. [ light laughter ] seth so when i thibout where i was at 14, really putting me to shame. [ light laughter ] our first guest tonight is ana academy awardnomid actor you know from such films as the social network and now you see me. Stars in the art of selfdefense, which is in select theaters and opens nationwide friday. Lets take a look. Why karate . Um this questions multiple choice a, health and fitness. B, ceer opportunity. C, new years resolution d, selfdefense traumatic experience what if its none of the above . S uld i read the choices again . No, thats okay a, health and fitness. Seth please welcome back to the show, our friend jesse eisenberg, everybody [ cheers and a lause me seth welco back. Thank you so much seth this is a very fun lm fi i would say the best way to describe it is a satire about, for lack of a better term, toxic masculinity. Would that be accurateha yeah, ts exactly right. Yeah, its like a kind of its like a subverted sports movie. You know, the sports movie genre is about like kind of a weak guy who gains his confidence from athletics. You know, something none of us have probablever actually do [ light laughter ] and then, but in this movie, my character turns into, like, this brutish crazed, like, cult guy yeah, so its kind of like a very skewed version of a of a sports movie as we see there, your entree into changing yourself is going to a karate class . Thats right. Seth did you have to learn a fair amount of karate for the film yes, i learned like, you know, the bare minimum of karate for the film, yeah [ light laughter ] seth all right yeah, i mean, i had like we three very intensive karate training for this movie. Which the only thing it entailed, though, was just having me just shut up and stop talking the whole time because i dont know about you, but when im not like good at something righaway, which is often, like, i just try to mock it to get myself through it, you know what i mean seth yeah. [ light laughter ] like, you know, if i can mock it, then im better at it. [ ligh and then, its meaningless, and then being not good at it is in some kind of, like, its some kind of a reward seth yeah. [ laughter ] so i made so many jokes about it i must be much better than it. [ laughter ] and so, yeah, so i just spent three weeks mocking it and then the instructor, this woman, mindy kelly, whos, like, one of the greatest martial artists in the world, just told me to shut the shut up, and then, occasionally [ laughter ] seth yeah. Occasionally shut and then, she cursed at me Something Like that. Seth did you do was karate something youd ever dipped your toe in when you were younger . Thats the exact amount of my body that i dipped into it, yes. [ laughter ] yeah, i did like a few weeks of, you know, jewish suburban karat. In new jerse [ laughter ] seth thats where they say all the best masters come out of the jewish subrubs, yeah yeah, i was actually in class withet li and at the time, h just seemed like one of us seth sure. [ laughter ] you know, its amazing. And of course, you know, in retrospect, i guess you know, you almost kick yourself for not getting an tograph. Seth its short for libowitz, right . Jet libowitz [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Its actually jeff libowitz. Seth oh, jeff libowitz jeff libowitz but it didnt fit on the poster, seth yeah, right sure, sure that happens but he did pave the way for us him and woody allen. [ laughter ] i feel indebted to all of those people no, and then, you know, i quit immediately like the rest of the class when we realized we were t just goinggrow up to be accountants, anyway. [ laughter ] and we dont have to come here seth yeah. Yeah. Seth there were another thing your character does in the film is you upgrade in orde to become more masculine, you upgrade your dog so you sort of have the dog your character starts with and the nd dog your characterup getting. Yes seth what was it like having the different breeds in the film and on set so the first dog i had was a dachshund, which is like, you know, a german dog but a very swt docile thing with tiny comic legs, and then, conversely, a long body. And then,. When my characters turns into, like, this brutish aggressive guy, he gets a German Shepherd, which is the opposite and not comic version of the dachshun right [ laughter ] and so, like, on set, we spent a week with this, like, adorable dog that everybody loved that took great direction and was very sweet and didnt scare anybody. And en we had this German Shepherd who literally spoke german, which i dont know if youve [ laughter ] i dont know if youve heard the language, but its seth yeah. Even you could Say Something nice in germand and its still kin you shiver [ laughter ] and then, you couldnt make eye contact with this dog. Seth was that like, something they told you when they brought it on set then some people tha unfortunately did no, no, no. [ laughter ] seth yeah. And then, theres a guy who really likes to connect with things seth yeah, yeah, yeah. He didnt make it seth wasnt good for him yeah, yeah. E seth is it truat one of the dog handlers was or at least claimed to be i shouldnt be so skeptical a pet psychic . She claimed to be and, of course, im skeptical of all things like that, you know, because im, you know, normal people you know ] [ laughter seth yeah. And then and then she she pulled through like, she talked to the dog and the dog responded. Ke it was, an unbelievable experience its one of these things that, like, if youre a cynical person, one of these things that chips away at your bedrock of jadedness. Seth but see, i just think that, again, what you described is, like, a dog trainer. Like, not necessarily a pet psycc. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah, youre right yeah still jaded, yeah. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Cynicism, you won again laughter ] the world sucks. Seth you got your character only makes it up to a yellow bel yeah. Seth thats the worst the worst of the belts thats the worst one. Yeah seth but i heard that you ou kept the belt as a snir. Not really. I keep all the clothes from the movies ive done so that i dont have to buy clothes. A. Seth gotch [ laughter ] and most of the time, i do movies where im play like, most of this is from a seel to zombieland. You know [ laughter ] but i just save everything just on the off chance that im going to need it, you know what i mean because i dont like buying thgs and so, i have the yellow belt belt but i cant imagine any real situation where id pull it out. Seth yeah. That seems weird that its not just a souvenir. The fact that you might one day be like, you know whats going to really pull this outfit together . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact i look upon everything as pctical maybe i could use this as a toothbrush seth yeah. Well, you know, it is a couch. But no, just an aversion to si purcha seth ive heard that one of the things you were drawn to in this film is sort of the dialogue and the y the dialogue is spoken can you speak to that real quick . You can kind of see it in the clip you saw, but that is kind of like a mild version of what i this movie is, whilike this incredibly strange tone where all the characters speak in deliberate ways exactly as withaying exactly whats on their mind its just and its really its so funny. Mo i mean, the is such a brilliant satire and kind of uses the bluntness to kind of emphasize whats so strange about what the people are saying seth and do you feel like as you sort of become this character o becomes like, you know, again, more aggressive and obviously a little stronger the way he any part of you think, like, man, i should take this journey myself, jesse eisenberge lihis is i think about this every in mornwhen i wake up you know, god, wow, this really sucks but it would be great to be a stronger version of me. [ laughter ]d en, i take my clothes off to go into the shower and i realize its futile. [ laughter ] like, this is about it yeaher [ laught seth well, the films fantastic. Its always so great having you here thanks so much thank you so much, seth seth jesse eodenberg, everyb [ cheers and applause the art of selfdefense opens nationwide on friday well be right back with emily deschanel. 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[ cheers and applause seth our next gut is a talented actress you know from the hit series bones. She stars in animal kingd which airs tuesday nights on tnt. Lets take a look. Ill give you 10,000 to disappeafor good thats your number, huh solve anything with 10 grand you know, julia never knew when you were coming, but it always seemed to happen when she was at her lowest ow about 15 . How much did it take sme last time, urf . Huh . Jaile i was in 20 30 how much did it take to kill her . Seth please welcome back to the show, emily deschanel, everyone [ cheers and applause seth how are you im good. Fighting about money seth yeah, i know. So much money seth so much money 10,000, 20,000, 30,000. 30,000. Seth i was watching that clip, going, theyre not going to go to 30,000, are they [ laughter ] 32 seth 32. I dont think you can do that. You cant go 10,000, 20,000, 30,000, 31,000, and then all of a sudden no, it loses power. S seth itss dramatic. Yeah, i know. You got to go at least 5,000. Seth 30 actually thats too much 27 [ ughter ] i want to talk about the show because its very much a change of pace for you, but i also want to talk about thisci its very exng, you got to go to the lion king premiere yeah. [ cheers ] seth because your father your father was e director of photography. Your father is a very cal, there is a famous oscarnominated cinematographer. Yeah. Seth and so you got to go. What was it like, the experience of going its a hot ticket seth it is a hot ticket. The hot ticket. Okay this was the first time that a group of people got to see the movie. Seth yeah. We had to go in. Much security. They took our phones and they put them in these little pouches that you cant open them rtand the movie didnt staor an hour and a half after it was supposed to start. Seth yeah. People were going insane. Seth yeah. [ laughter ]ng includie. Seth right no, i cant even imagine i cant text my husband saying, i wont have my phone. Im thinking what if theres an emergency . You dont have your phone youre forced to talk with beings seth i know, thats awful. [ light laughter ] which is very strange seth it sounds terrible. Its very strange my sister kept having, like, an alarm go off, and shed have to press the button on the side every five minutes seth this sounds like it was a weird, like, trap for wealthy people like [ laughter ] unfortunately, there will not be a film tonight [ laughter ] thats what it felt like. Thats what it felt like but itas amazing you know, beyonce was there. Thats how my dad sold it to us. Like hed have to sell it for us to come this amazing film but seth so your dad, who worked on the film, had to say to you guys you might see beyonce tog get you you might get to meet beyonce. Seth thats great. That sounds like a normal thing to tell daughters that are, like, six and eigh [ light laughter ] right i am a huge beyonce fan. Ive seen her in concert seth okay. I mean, who isnt seth right right okay [ cheers and applause thank you. But, and i you know, i mean, she came there was literally a standing ovation for her just to seth just being there. Just being her seth yeah. Rig she came in and i had a clear view of her. The whole movie, which was very i mean, i was watching the movie, of cose [ light laughter ] seth right but i was also watching beyonce. At three quarters of the way through, my sister leans and is like, beyonces right there and shes smiling. Im like, im watching her the whole time. [ laughter ] what do you think ive been watching im shes smiling. E. Shes loving it. Seth thats a good question. Like, what is a movie thats so good that you wont watch beyonce watching [ laughter ] yeah. Seth whats better that movie or watching it just, like, reflect in her eyes. [ laughter ] i can also [ laughter ] i literally had that much of her face seth yeah. I was this much. I dont know how much you can see. Seth yeah. Its like that much, you know it was very satisfying seth you should have gotten together with, like found tht r people who had the different angles of her face then talked afterwards yes seth be like, i can tell you what this part did. [ laughter ]e they werke, oh, this part loved it. Yeah [ laughter ] totally i was the movie is amazing. Seth reat amazing seth thats awesome. So it was i did watch the movie, too seth then when it was over and everybody got their phones out, was it just like madness, wethe speed at which peopl like bleep bloop bleep bloop. It was, but i was very disappointed that i really [ laughter ]any texts seth yeah. I think i got a sale or something. Seth yeah. I was expecting some big thing to happen. Sh and you were, like, Something Big did happen pottery rn wants to let you know 20 off this one stool. Yeah Something Like that. But, yeah, it was seth it was great. You dont feel as cool. On yeah, when you get as many emails it was hours, because it didnt start for an hour i mean, it was at least three hours, i can do some math seth i bet when beyonce took hers out of the pocket, it had just burned to a [ laughter ]us it was jlike shrapnel. It was, like, too many texts came through it was, like, too much happened and it blew up in the bag. Yeah i feel like she might not have had to put it in that thing. Seth oh, you think torre are different rules f beyonce. Im okay with that im really okay with that. Seth thats true hey, bey, we need you to put ur phone in the pouch. Okay oh, thats fine. [ laughter ] would you like to put my phone in a pouch . Laughter ] so, this is Animal Kingdom, this is a you did bones for 12 seasons. Thats a long time. Seth congratulations thats an incrediblemp acshment [ cheers and applause this is a very gritty son of it. Youre playing someone who is on the other side of the law. Yes seth are you enjoying thath, yea its fun. Everyone wants to play a bad guy, right yeah, im not a misunderstood person that just happens to be on the other side of the law maybe, but, yeah so, you know, i came from, likes Goodie Goodie bon. Were solving crimes and then im playing somebody who just got out of prison and its raw and gritty. Seth in your head, did your aracter on bones maybe put away your character on Animal Kingdom she could have. Seth yeah, she could have. She probably could have its just so different because, like, on bones my character was a martial arts expert at the begiing. And id fight people but its all fake fighting. Youd do that and somebody would move their head. Seth yeah, i know how show business works yeah [ laughter ] and this is all movies . Wait, so there are no fights in movies . [ laughter ] therere stunt coordinators. Seth okay, gotcha. No, ill tell you all about itft t ahe show. Seth youre fighting, but do you have some figh ing in this ave fighting in this well, okay, so theres a scene it wasnt written that id be fighting. But the way it was written they didnt really mean to, tht didn realize this but basically it was just men fighting and me watching, the way it was written and as a feminist and as ake woman, i, li, took issue with that and i wanted to be part of the fight. [ cheers and applause thank you. Thk you. Also as an act, you just kind of want sometho ing dto seth yeah. Sure at bones we would fig fhtor the clipboard because you want to have something to hold. People also put their lines on the clipboartoo. Seth okay, gotcha. Wait, youre really letting behind the curtain tonight [ laughter ] secrets hoywood secrets. But, yeah, i just wanted something to do in the scene so i wasnt just awkwardly anding there while men fought so, i was like, can i be part of the scene . Theyre like, yeah, yeah, yeah, be a part of the scene. Ist the fight scenes on th show are much more raw and real and they want me to actually kick the person. Seth okay. Like, really kick the personh theye, like, retired mma fighters theyre like, no, you can beat me up. Im okay with that. Seth yeah. E o i, like we shoot th scene and i really kick the guy but he brought his leg up. G so instead of kickins abdomen, i kick his shin basically, i sprained my ankle i didnt know what id done. [ laughter ] i just was limping away and im like, trying to be really tough. Its all these guys. Im like, yeah, no, im cool. Im cool ill just stomp from now on. And i was like, okay, and then i drove home, my leg got all swollen. And very it became very painful. And i got home and my mom call and shes nearby and shes like, ill take you to the e. R. Im like trying to be tough and then, like, my mommys taking me to the e. R [ laughter ] you know, i i lost all my power. In seth youre gog to be fine and daddys going to introduce you to beyonce [ laughter ] i get to the e. R. And, im like i try and explain, like, i was doing a scene and it was a fight scene. I kicked somebody. Im telling the nurse that and then the doctor comes in, and theye like, so next time in acting class, you need to be take it easy in acting class from now on. Class. Ke, i wasnt in an acting im a professional im actually a professional actor. Okay i was fighting an mma guy. You know like, these things happen. Anyways, then im like in an air cast and crutches for a few days ds seth youve got two yes seth you were saying, eight and four backstage almost eight. My sevenyearold would love that seth yeah, yeah. Hes eight now. Seth how do they feel when theie mom is limping around th house because she kicked an mma guy . Are they, like, into that . Well, my younger sons birthday was the next day. And so all the kids were talking to me, i was le, i was fighting bad guys and thats how seth oh, wow then i hear, like, you know, from their moms and dads, didu yoll my son that you were fighting bad guys . [ laughter ] yeah theyre asking if calvins mom is a superhero now you know [ laughter ] seth thats all right. Bically im a superhero seth it basically worked out. This whole thing worked out pretty well. It all work out really well seth i think the next time shes in a movie with you, beyonce is going to be watching you. Yeah. [ cheers ] seth hey, thanks so much for being here thank you seth its great to see you again. Emily deschanel, everybody [ cheers and applause Animal Kingdom airs tuesday nights on tnt. Wi well be right back more late night. [ cheers and applause i didn y know anything about my family history. Went to ancestry, i put in the names of my grandparents first. I goa leaf is a hint that is connected to each person in your family tree. 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[ cheers and applaus [ laughter ] leave em alone leave him alone leave em alonery, what that . Havent we made fun of joe biden seth hes running president , so i do think its fair to make jokes about him leave em alone poor guy hes just trying his best. Last thing he needs after a long day of shaking hands and kissing babies is get home, turn on the and see you taking him to task leave em alone [ laughter ] seth im sorry, sir. Are you a joe biden supporter . If im a supporter of anything, its kindness. Compassion not meanspirited jokes. If you have to make fun of somebody, make fun of me seth sir, i dont even know you. Why would i make fun of you . Ell, you could make fun of the fact that when i wake up in the morning the first thing i do is pee then i get out of bed and change the sheets [ laughter ] seth i dont want to make fun i usually tell jokes about people who are in the news, people like joe biden. Oh, sure. Make fun of joe biden. Have your fun. H ahead and say that when smiles you can see his teeth from space [ laughter ] seth thats not nice i know. H so leave alone seth i would just love to get back to my jokes if you dont mind want something to joke about . How about this you can make fun othe fact that i have such bad credit my credit score is just a picture of a sad hobo. Li t laughter ] seth i dont want to make fun of you, sir. Are you sure you dont wanna . Because you can make fun of the fact i ran into my best friend here on the way to work. Seth why would i make fun of thatn well, cause i to him with my car. [ laughter ] seth could you please sit down so we can continue the show fine. Go ahead and get back to your joe biden jokes. You know what id say to that . Seth im guessing youll say leave him alone. Leave him alone [ laughter ] if you need to make fun of somebody, make fun of me o set my god. You could make fun of the fact that i love speed dating. Not to mention cocaine dating, heroin dating and lsd dating [ laughter and applause seth please. Please stop talking. Talking. Stop talking if you stop seth thats not how this works. Im the host of a talk show. H im thet of many different types of bacteria. [ laughter ] so were even. You know what else you can make fun of seth what . You can make fun of the factn that my belly bus both an innie and an outie, and when i move my stomach, it goes back and forth like a punching bag. [ punching bag sound ] seth sir sir, you nd to stop offering up this information about yourself are you going to leave him alone . [ laughter ] seth no. Then i have more information to offer instead of making fun of joe biden, you can make fun of the fact that i eat soup with a fork to make it last longer. Or you could make fun of the fact that i dont wear shorts in summer because im worried people will see my tail. Is which hat i call my penis. 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[ cheers and applause my visionar is a visio i watch her dancin by the window and it rips my fles to ribbons and thet whole world isripplein he middle distance i listen to her hip i push my kisses to her lips we move like we were born to move the night i teeth d piston and there is something that makes me wan to liv its firesmoke her mouth setpt free this ca come close to me free me untangle the madnes that knots m you drop to you knee you crawl across me you lick your lip softly its firesmoke so go o give me three days of your body and mine time is a blind eye and i see your min m iny minds eye you make me immorta you take me to space you are a planet a place ive not known your body is home to rare gods i kneel at their templ blown to bits gentl ferociou we are open explosives have nothing compared to these sparkst so lets fall apar and then lie with m eathing in the den of the dar its firesmoke your mouth sets fre this captive come close to me free me let me untangle the madness that knots you i drop to my knees i crawl across you i tell yo ive got you its firesmoke the fire rises between usge it makes us on the wrong trains it makes us wal the wrong wa it make strangers smil greetings on lewisham way i bathe in this fir it warmsithout burning it compels without force and it turns withoue turning rld so please keep your purpos your poise and your journe i will be by the fire thinking thin ive learned can prepare m for everything els that needs learning is this how it feel to feel certai i dont know its just tha for so many yearmy oves been a burden ut b now comes this fireto to cleanse and resre u to fuel us and calm us and push us both forwards forwards [ cheers and applause seth kate tempest, folks the book of traps and lessons is out now well be right back. [ cheers and applause the world is changing at a rate like never before. So, why isnt education . Raise your hand if you could use an education thats actually modern, actually affordable, and actually personal . Who hasnt finished ur degree, well, strayer is here to help. Welcome to the future of education. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to er jesse eise emily deschanel, kate tempest, everybody. Raghav mehrotra, thanks again. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrowus [ cheers and appla carson hey, gang its carson daly here with last call. Tonight, were hanging at the beautiful at
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