Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. My goodness, looking good. I see you up there. Hey welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre at the right show, this is great. Thank you for being here. Well, the big story here, the internal National OlympicCommittee Just announced that it has banned russia from competing in the 2 2018 Winter Olympics because of doping violations. [ audience ohs ] or as putin put it, hello, donald, its time to return favor. [ laughter and applause ] yes, lets get going. Thats right. Russia was banned from the olympics. But russia doesnt mind, they said theyll just invade some other teams. [ laughter ] they dont care [ applause ] its very interesting. Athletes from russia can still participate, but they wont get credit for winning any medals. Yeah, olympic events that dont matter, or as most people call it, curling. [ laughter ] hey stewhat . Jimmy wait a second. Steve curling . Jimmy i like curling. I love curling. Steve you love it . Jimmy i think that might be my sport. [ laughter ] its where you throw the you throw the theres a name for it. Steve stone. Jimmy stone . Is that right . Steve i think so. I think its called a curling stone. Jimmy i dont know how they came up with that name, but [ laughter ] throw the stone down, and then steve dudes in front of it brush it. Jimmy they brush it, and yeah steve im in, im in. U. S. A. , baby steve yeah. Jimmy lets go [ cheers and applause ] steve curling. Jimmy curling, this is the year steve this is the year, baby. Jimmy lets go u. S. A. , lets focus curling is what we want to take the gold this year. Guys, some news out of washington, Robert Mueller issued a subpoena to Deutsche Bank for documents on its relationship with President Trump. Trump couldnt believe it, he said, i thought it was pronounced douche bank. [ laughter and applause ] it was funny, thats why i joined. [ laughter ] ive been a proud card carrying douche since 1987. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve deutsche jimmy deutsche but today at the white house, trump was talking about the house and senate coming together on the tax bill and he used a very interesting word to describe it. Listen to this. We had a choice. We could have gone directly for a vote and we decided that lets put it into the conference and lets come out with something where everything is perfecto [ laughter ]looks like that Rosetta Stone is finally paying off. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah jimmy perfecto we should all go to the bibliotheca to read about it. [ light laughter ] oh, heres another big story. Trump is now fully endorsing Alabama Senate candidate roy moore, even though there are allegations that he harassed underage girls. Of course, a lot of people are up in arms and joining us now to talk about it is the candidate himself, roy moore. Thank you for joining us, roy. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Thank you for letting me do this via satellite there, jimmy. [ light laughter ] im not allowed anywhere near the Rockefeller Christmas tree. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, all right, okay, well tell us please, what do you have to say about President Trump endorsing you in light of all the allegations . Well, im shocked. These are some serious and disturbing allegations against donald trump and frankly, i do not want to be associated with this fella at all. [ laughter ] jimmy no, wait, wait, wait, im sorry, wait, no, you dont want to be associated with him . Hell no. Thats why im rejecting his endorsement. He i think that he is a he is immature, hes annoying, hes gossipy, hes like a hes like a teenage girl, but in a bad way. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right. Im not sure how much longer i want to talk to you here. Well they, come on, i mean look at my cowboy hat, im like a jimmy yeah, i know, i know. Im like billy the kid molester. [ laughter ] jimmy hey look, i think thats enough. Thats enough i think from you. Wait now, hang on, let me let me just run real quick, let me run a couple of Campaign Slogans by you. What do you think . Jimmy okay, fine, fine, go ahead. All right, here we go. All right, first one. Roy moore, i dress like this cause i cant go to the mall to get new clothes. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy all right, okay. Okay. Okay, thats hang on now. Next one is even better. Roy moore, dont google me [ laughter and applause ] jimmy okay, thats your slogan thats your slogan. And finally, let me wrap it up here, ready . Roy moore, if 2017 was a a person, itd be me [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there we go, that is enough. [ laughter and applause ] can we cut his feed . Cut his feed right there. See you at the food court, jimmy jimmy all right, thank you very much. Cut his feed there. Roy moore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] roy moore. Steve we cut his feed. Cut that feed. Jimmy this is very nice here, i read about a a 22yearold man who met an 81yearold woman who hes been playing words with friends with for over a year. The woman calls it a lovely experience, while the man said, it just got catfished by an 81yearold, wow [ laughter and applause ] a little sports news here, after going two and ten this season, the giants have fired coach ben mcadoo and general manager jerry reese. [ cheers and applause ] well, if youre wondering what happened to ben and jerry, theyre probably on the coach eating some ben jerrys right now. [ laughter and applause ] and finally you guys, a woman in virginia says that she found a Million Dollar winning Lottery Ticket in her husbands backpack. She said it almost makes up for the fact that shes married to a grown man who still wears a a backpack. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you roots. Thank you higgins, nice to see you. Hey, guys, i want to announce something fun that i have planned for next week. As you might know, i have a a Childrens Book out called, everything is mama. [ cheers and applause ] and its a very very simple book, look ball, mama. See . Steve right. [ laughter ] jimmy so you can tell that i wrote this book. Steve you wr you wrote this book. Jimmy yeah, i wrote this book. Steve yeah. Jimmy anyways, i wanted to do something really special to promote reading to kids. It is so important. So next wednesday, im going to be doing a live reading of my book over Instagram Live and facebook live. So this way, if youre a a parent, or youre a teacher, or youre a librarian, you can just go to my instagram or the tonight shows Facebook Page and i will personally read the book to your kids, your classroom or your party. Its happening next wednesday. [ cheers and applause ] december 13th at 9 15 am eastern time for about ten, 15 minutes. Steve sure. Jimmy family fun. I will also be doing it again for the west coast at 9 15 am pacific time. So it will be Live Streaming both times. Just go to jimmyfallon on instagram or fallontonight on facebook and you can spread the word by using the hashtag mamabooklive wednesday, december 13th. Lets teach kids how fun reading can be. Its going to be cool, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we got a great show tonight. From saturday night live and the new animated movie, ferdinand. The very funny, the very talented, Kate Mckinnon is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] hey ho, kate jimmy kate steve delight jimmy plus from the new show happy premiering tomorrow night on syfy, Patton Oswalt is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy we saw something done earlier. Hes a funny, funny human being. Steve billy the kid. Jimmy theyre both very, very funny. I cant wait. Kate, patton and i are going to play a game of Virtual Reality pictionary later in the show. Steve yeah. Jimmy you know, its the future. Its the future of pictionary. Yeah, its three dimension its in the fourth dimension. [ light laughter ] its its thats how thats how steve thats how futuristic it is. Jimmy thats how futuristic it is, its in a dimension ive never seen. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Steve its nuts. Jimmy you can only feel it. You can only see it tonight. Steve you only feel it with your brain. Jimmy you can witness it this evening. Also, we have great music, i love this guy, hes a class act. Wiz khalifa is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy featuring ty dolla ign. Something new is the name of the track, its really good. Guys, well be right back with more of the tonight show. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ax. New power. To fight back theraflus powerful new formula to defeat 7 cold and flu symptoms. Fast. Theraflu expressmax. New power. amanda vo i adopted scrappy talas on a fluke. Didnt know i was allergic to ibuprofen. And i had fallen asleep. amanda he was totally freaked out, digging and pawing at me. And when i woke up i realized that i was in anaphylaxis and went to the emergency room. I dont know what wasnt there. Hes the best boy. vo through the subaru share the love event weve helped the ascpa save nearly forty thousand animals so far. Get a new subaru and well donate two hundred fifty dollars more to help those in need. amanda put a little love in your heart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ooh, im feeling good. Im feeling good. Welcome back, everybody. Tariq and i are about to play a a game using some really cool new technology. It is time for Virtual Reality pictionary [ cheers and applause ] Virtual Reality pictionary jimmy first were going to need partners, and weve found some good ones. Joining my team, you know her from saturday night live and she has a new movie called ferdinand coming out n friday. Please welcome Kate Mckinnon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, cmon. Can we get cooler than Kate Mckinnon. Good to see you. Hey. Jimmy can we get cooler. [ cheers and applause ] tariqs partner tonight, from the new syfy show happy give it up for Patton Oswalt, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] im feeling good. Im feeling good. Tariq welcome. Jimmy now, the game works exactly like pictionary, exc the pe be wearing one of these Virtual Reality headsets right here and drawing in 3d space using a a program called tilt brush. Were going to be able to see their point of view on the big screen up stage. 45 seconds per turn. I will go first. You guys can all take your seats. You guys sit there and you sit there, my pal. All right, here we go. Okay. Jimmy what number shall i choose, you guys . [ cheers ] thats weird. Everyone said everyone said four. Isnt that weird . Everyone said four. [ laughter ] all right. Here we go. Four it is. Oh, wait. Okay. Tmight want to wait. Jimmy yeahe . Cant see oh, no. All right. [ laughter ] oh, jimmy. Oh, jimmy. Jimmy all right, i wont let you down. Ill try not to. Cmon, jimmy. Jimmy i dont know, man. I dont know. I dont know but this is this is an object. Is it english . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, its in english, yeah. All right. Jimmy wait, okay, wait, where am i . Okay. [ laughter ] tariq, dont do anything weird, man. [ laughter ] i swear ill get you back, man, i really dont do anything. [ laughter ] tariq jimmy, look out jimmy stop. [ laughter ] all right, ready . Jimmy here we go. Yeah. Line, hanger [ laughter ] Christmas Tree. Oh, a man a man with a [ laughter ] a hat man a hat a man with a hat i need some oh, gosh. Hes on a mountain. A man with a hat on a mountain. [ laughter ] hes the cow man hes an elf on a cow . Yes . [ cheers and applause ] an elf on a shelf . Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] wow. Jimmy patton, youre up next. Here you go. Im up next . Jimmy yes, you are up next. This is the headset. Oh, man, you did great, jimmy. Jimmy that was great wow. Jimmy that was great. All right, good luck. All right. Jimmy you know how you do everything . And they pick a number . Jimmy yeah, the audience will choose a number. [ audience shouting ] i go it, thank you, no. They all said six. [ laughter ] jimmy i got it. All right. That sounds great. What . Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, here, ill hand you the thing. Ill hand you the thing. Yeah, okay. Thing. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Here we go. Jimmy anything is possible. Oh, yeah. Hang on. Put this on. Oh, dear god. [ laughter ] wait. Wait. Jimmy wait, ill give you this. And the trigger is starts the painting. Oh, thats right, thats right. Okay. Jimmy okay, very good. Were drawing out here. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. You got me . Tariq yeah. All right, go. [ laughter ] no, stop it yes, yes, yes, okay. Tariq no. Banana boat. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thank you. Jimmy how did t . Tariq thats how we do it. Jimmy thats dude, that was a confidence right there. That was great. That was terror. Jimmy yeah, right, it was just pure terror. Kate, youre up next. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy all right, this is going to be great now. You know how to do this. Were going to be yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy this is good stuff. All right. Jimmy all right, what number for kate . [ audience shouting ] ill try it. Okay. Jimmy okay, draw the number. Draw the number from a card. Get the number first. I dont want to see it. I dont want to see it. You look at the oh, shoot. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] to wear that yet, kate. Oh, i dont know, jim. Jimmy which one did you choose . One. I chose number one. Jimmy all right, we are number one. Oh, man. Jimmy kate, were going to get this. Kate. I really have to say that i dont know. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy kate, you look so cool right now, i cant even tell you. [ laughter ] oh, wow. Thanks. Okay, great. Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy all right, here we go. Okay, got it. Jimmy yeah. O [ laughter ] okay. Okay. All riq i have no guess. A walnut . [ laughter ] a walnut, spinning walnut . [ laughter ] an olive . In a martini . A is it the earth . [ laughter ] oh jimmy the earth rotating . Theres people looking pointing at it. Super moon, super moon. no, point at the moon. Oh, no. Jimmy point. Oh, no. Jimmy dont point at dont point at my walnut no. [ laughter ] jimmy pointing at the spinning walnut. Tariq disco ball. Jimmy disco ball yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tariq, thank you for the help. That was really well done. That was [ talking over each other ] thank you. Jimmy hang from a string, but yet, you had a string coming up from the bottom oh. Jimmy which is its a a little different, but very, very interesting disco. Hey, tariq, thanks for the help. It is your turn. Theres the headset there. You know how this works. Any number. What number, guys . [ audience shouting ] ten is not a number, guys. One through nine. That was good. That was good. It was good. No, it wasnt good. Jimmy no, it was good. I tried to draw the people. Tariq okay. Jimmy no, its good. I saw the people doing the dance. Got it . Tariq yeah. Okay. Tariq do i say i say what it is, right . Jimmy kind of, yeah. Tariq okay, its l you do it. On. An action. Jimmy like you do it. Like you do it. Jimmy oh, my, ridiculous. Here we go. [ laughter ] oh, Christmas Tree . Decorating a Christmas Tree . Trimming a tree . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats so silly. Trimming a tree and banana boat. Okay. It is time for the final round. Its going to be a showdown. Okay, heres whats going to happen. Im going to draw. If kate guesses the clue first, we win. If tariq or patton get it then they win. Okay. Imm just assuming five. Dience shoutin what is it . Jimmy it is a phrase. You ready, pal . Yeah. Jimmy great. Yeah. Im feeling good about it. Jimmy okay. Here we go. And here we go. Okay. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] no. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, where am i . Wow. United states. Jimmy oh, my gosh. The country tariq take the bull by the horns . Jimmy oh, my god. Here, wait, sorry. Take the bull by the horns . [ laughter ] taking the country by storm um what the oh, jimmy. [ laughter ] a donkey. Jimmys having a seizur tariq the elephant in the room. A halo on a donkey. Tariq angel. Halo bull . Bull in a china shop . Cosmic cow. The cow jumps over the m holy cow jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] thats it. Oh, was that it . Jimmy holy cow is what it is. That was it . Jimmy that was holy cow. Did you say . Jimmy oh, my god. I didnt say it. [ cheers andlause ] jimmy you are the champs right there. Tariq. [ cheers and applause ] that was a nice guess. My thanks to Kate Mckinnon, Patton Oswalt, tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ] were talking to kate after the break. Stick around, everybody holy cow. I got [ cheers and applause ] aughs you have a side that wants to impress. Careful man youre making a mess. A side that opens up a store, doin more than ever before. 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[ chee jimmy our first guest is a a twotime emmy winning actress for her work on saturday night live, which you can see weekend with host james franco and musical guest sza. She also stars in the new animated move, ferdinand, which is in theaters everywhere december 15th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kate Mckinnon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, a standing o they love you, they gave you the love. Kate mckinnon, thank you for coming back. We love you. Thanks, guys [ cheers and applause ] for me . Jimmy yeah. L overwhelmed. Lations on your second oh, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know you dont its wild. Its truly wild. Jimmy i mean, you you came back as Hillary Clinton last week on saturday night live. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you do an amazing impression, its unbelievable. Aw, thanks. Jimmy and hey, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Youre like, hey, thanks. Youre unbelievable. And hillary actually talks about your impression alle ughter ] jimmy i can totally believe. Thats like the craziest thats just the craziest thing that ever happened to me. I was listening to the audio book, walking on the manhattan streets and i heard my name and i was like [ hysteric ]ving this reaction, i was awar a cinematic moment so i was like, oh, like, okay, im going to keep it going. [ hysteric continues ] jimmy thats very nice of you. And i like sank to my knees and i made like a thing of it. So i would always remember that moment, but yes, it was incredible, i you know, that means more to me than anything. Jimmy who do you have this week . You have james franco. Weve got james franco. Jimmy sza. Sza. Jimmy i mean, you had a a great host this season. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy who was on our show . We had gal gadot was on our show. Gal gadot, yes. Wow, she hosted snl. Wow. Jimmy yeah, gal gadot. Whew. Shes like not that special, right . Im kidding, oh my gosh wow, she really made an impact down at jimmy shes great. Down at snl. Jimmy oh, really . Oh, my gosh, yeah. Jimmy really . Like i was with aidy bryant, you know her. Jimmy yeah, we love her, yeah. You love aidy bryant. [ cheers and applause ] we just had a bunch of stuff to do with her that week, so we talked to her a lot and we were just like, oh, okay, now we know that we are midwestern toads compared to this like mediterranean goddess. [ light laughter ] jimmy midwestern toads a prophecy. I asked her like, do you have hobbies, gal . And she was like, i love to go to the beach. I love to shuffleboard. I love to watch my children run on the sand. [ laughter ] i love to go to the maldives. Jimmy the maldives . The maldives. Jimmy i love it. Do you have a ho and i was like, i watch dateline. [ laughter ] jimmy i do too. Dateline. Everything she said was magic. Even she. Jimmy i watch dateline. and she was like, if you mortgage under 1. 1 you can deduct the interest. [ laughter ] and me and aidy were just like, yes, maam. Yes maam. Thank you. Jimmy yeah, of course, if you mortgage under 1. 1, yeah, of course you can do that, yeah. Wow. Jimmy do you go out to the host dinner and all that stuff there . Yeah, we did the whole thing. You know, every tuesday night, dinner and we usually just we talk about what movtv we. E was w eah, its like an icebreaker and she sat down and she was like, i want everyone Say Something theyve never told anyone. [ laughter ] jimmy what . and we were we were like, yeah, okay, gal. [ laughter ] and then she was like, no, really, we have to do this. [ laughter ] and we kind of went around and we kind of did it jimmy lorne too . It got to lorne, he looked kind of freaked out the whole. And then it got to him and he was like, well, when i was ten, i [ laughter ] jimmy he told a story . He told a story. Jimmy wow and we left like jimmy the power of gal gadot. Transfixed yes, yes. Jimmy thats what she does. She changed the game. Jimmy she really is wonder woman. Yeah. Wow. Jimmy i want to talk about ferdinand. Oh, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i know, yeah, this is the movie. It comes out the 15th, its avail [ cheers and applause ] jimmy december 15th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy giant animated movie. You, john cena. Heres the thing i love about these movies, because whats that . Jimmy i like i like that you guys hrye has to do like their own sound effects and stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy you have to do these you know oh, yeah, baby. [ light laughter ] oh, yeah. Jimmy this is a true thing. The lines are ancillary to the exertion sounds. Jim yeah. Jimmy this is so whenever you do an animation thing, they the end that always makes me laugh because everybody has these me a couple takes of these just some exertion sounds. Like mething like that. Yeah. To do well, in my in the case of this, i was playing a goat so there were a lot of like [ laughter ]urgitation noises a bunch. O do a lot ot and then it would be like, get your head and then slide down slowly, catch on a hook and then spin around and then fly through the air, bash your head again and then regurgitate a a can. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Youre like, yeah, i can do that. Well, i thought itd be funny tonight if i maybe just read off some quick exertion sounds. [ cheers and applause ] this guy right now. Im not warm, jimmy, but ill do my best. Jimmy warm. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy all right, ready . Yup. Jimmy here we go. Yup. Jimmy you are stepping on a a christmas ornament. Ow, ow, ow. Jimmy squeezing into and buttoning a pair of tight pants. [ laughter ]are falling down ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow e ] la a goat. Ahh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy you do sound like a a goat. That does sound right. More with Kate Mckinnon when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ferdinand. [ cheers and applause ] cough its just a cough. If you could see your cough, youd see just how far it can spread. Robitussin soothes in seconds relief for hours. giggling robitussin dm max. Because its never just a cough. Michael im thankful that im alive and have a second chance. James im thankful for the help4 darlene im thankful to be able to help people in crisis. Vanessa im thankful that addiction is treatable, and that help is available. Christie new jersey is riencing a heroieled by opioid painkillers. But if you or someone you love is struggling with addiction i want you to know we are here for you. This holiday season, choose help. Call 844 reach nj or visit reachnj. Gov. [ cheers and applause ]g you n say hanging out with Kate Mckinnon right here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] who kate, ferdinand is in theaters december 15th. This is based on the Childrens Book, ferdinand, which i love so much. A beautiful tale. A classic tale. Jimmy did you know this book growing up . Do you know this book . Did i know ferdinand . I did, yes. Jimmy okay good, yeah, okay good. Its basically, well, if you dont know the story of ferdinand, its just people want him to be a fighter and hes just a bull that wants to smell flowers and its really cute. Yeah, he doesnt want to fight. I love it so much. And you play lupe the calming goat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy now when they asked you to play lupe the calming goat, whatd you sure. I said, yes. Well i said, i mean obviously i said, yes and ended up in the movie, but i think they said its a calming goat whos not very good at calming being a a calming goat and wants to be like a coach instead. And has like too much energy to be a calming goat. [ light laughter ] and i was like, okay, i got it, yeah, i know what that is. And i just feel like i relate to goats cause like jimmy excuse me . Theyre scruffy. And they scream like men, as we already established and they eat garbage and jimmy yeah, but you dont eat garbage. [ laughter ] i dont . Jimmy no, i dont think you do, no. I do sometimes. I have eaten garbage. I sometimes eat garbage. Jimmy what are you talking about . Its not that i eat i dont eat gar jimmy what are you talking what are you remotely talking about . I eat from the garbage. [ laughter ] jimmy you eat from the garbage . Yes. Jimmy really . Well, my thing is jimmy for real . Unless the food has touched other garbage, its not garbage. [ laughter ] its just in there. Jimmy what like, for instance [ laughter ] jimmy other people have done that . No, they know, they know. Theyre not wasteful either. For instance, okay, so, i was at work the other week, i was in the office that i share with aidy bryant. Hi, babe. And i had eaten half a scone and i was like, i think thats enough. So i put it back in the bag and i put it in the garbage, fine. She came in, we started talking, about an hour went by. I thought, eh, i would like the rest. [ laughter ] so from her perspective, she just saw me out of nowhere [ laughter ] reach into the can and start eating. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and continue the conversation. And continue the and she was like, she was like, kate, youve eaten garbage. And i was like, its not garbage until it goes outside. Its just food in a plastic bin, waiting to be eaten. Jimmy waiting to be eaten, i dont know about this. Theyre super cute in the movie. You and john cena have great chemistry. I want to show a clip. Its its a great movie. Heres Kate Mckinnon in ferdinand. Wow. Jimmy take a look at this. You want my help . Yeah, that would be amazing. [ screaming ] ive been waiting for this moment my whole flea bitten, tin chewing life, mister e destiny is to be a okay t its like two little baby bulls inside of a bull. Moving on down the flank, flank looks good. A plus on the flank. Momma like that. Momma like that. 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And if you havent seen it, its unbelievably funny. Its also touching, its also got a good message, and youre just smart as always and funny. I love it. Man, i really appreciate that. Thank you so much. Jimmy good to see you buddy. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking sharp. Congratulations on getting married. Thats a big deal. I got married. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Thats a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. Yeah, yesterday was our onemonth anniversary. Jimmy thats right. Onemonth anniversary. And i took my wife to sesame street. [ laughter ] i got asked to do something on set so we went to sesame street. And we were married at henson studios in los angeles. So its this total jimmy really . Yeah, this we are brack our love is bracketed by muppets. [ laughter ] thats what we say. And questlove and my wife had been friends for 20 years. And when we announced we were getting married, he sent her an email saying, i call dibs on djing your wedding. [ light laughter ] so Questlove Djed our wedding. And it was amazing. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Amazing. Jimmy now hes one of the best djs ive ever seen. It was he was not only was he he was a guest at our wedding. He was there. Jimmy yeah. He was at the wedding. And it was so amazing to have him there as a friend. And it was a friend of ours was there taking pictures, and, um, you know, it was got the moment when meredith and i said im going to get a a little choked up here but [ audience aws ] he got the photograph of when my wife Meredith Salenger and i said, i do. He was sitting in the audience with quest. Can we show that picture . Really touching. Yeah, it was right there. D questlove jimmy perfect. Yeah, thats good. That moment. Jimmy thats a great photo. Really touching. You see the tops of jimmy really a nice really great moment. Oh just the back [ cheers and applause ] it was really jimmy yeah. Yeah, i mean, no. You get choked up. Jimmy you really do, yeah. Yeah, okay, i know. You get choked up. Jimmy you really do. You just get choked up by all of this. Oh, god, you seen that . But then, like, i mean, you know him djing, it was it never stopped. Like, it just its the best f every song, and then it segues perfectly into the next best part of every jimmy best part of yeah, its like hes a Mad Scientist making this mutant monster of awesome songs. [ laughter ] stopping. Theres no stopping dancing. Jimmy no, its just like and even when people like people got to the point where, like, i need to walk off, i need to get a break. So people would walk off, like, get a dr talking, they would be subtly, like, bouncing up and down. Like, the whole room. It looked like this weird old cartoon where everyone just kind of [ laughter ] so these lobster corn dogs are really tasty. I like these. Jimmy its almost like muppets. Thats how muppets do the same thing. It was like muppets yeah. Jimmy exactly. Another connection right there. Jimmy thats how he does it right there, yeah. Its incredible. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so happy for you. Im so, so happy for you and your beautiful wife. Lets talk about this new show, happy oh, god. Yes. Jimmy i dont know how to its on syfy tomorrow night, 10 00 p. M. [ sighs ] how do you describe it . Heres the okay. The basic description is its a disgraced cop, now a a hitman who is contacted by ughters Imaginary Friend to go save his daughter. And so hes a degenerate. Thats the basic log line. But really what the show is, imagine giving Martin Scorsese and david lynch a weeks worth of cocaine, and then whatever [ laughter ] they come up with, you then take it over to disney and force them to put one their adorable characters in the middle of all of this insanity. And then you watch the show after you havent slept in eight days. Thats what happy is. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a great description right there. Yeah. Jimmy i mean, if you cant be that no and thats jimmy thats what you want. [ cheers and applause ] i know. To show everyone a clip. Heres Patton Oswalt oh. Jimmy in happy take a look at this. [ sirens ] you can see me. What the hell . Well you aint quite what i expected either. I guess we get what we get and we dont get upset, right . Oh, boy. Well, here goes nothing. Im happy the happy horse horse horse so full of fun of course of course its plain to see its fun to be happy [ neighs ] the happy horse horse horse so full of love of course of course its time to be carefree so come with me happy here it comes. Here comes the fun. Are you ready . Im ready. Here it comes. Pity clop clipity clop weve got no time to mope and mop dippy, dippy dippy, dippy fun jimmy wow [ cheers and applause ] chris meloni is jimmy wow, chris melonis brilliant. The stuff they the guy that made the show, brian taylor, hes the guy he made the crank films. Jimmy oh, yeah. Remember the crank films with jimmy yeah. The stuff they put chris meloni through in this movie, he should get the nobel prize for. Jimmy yeah, lets do it. Lets work on that. Yeah, yeah, we really should. Jimmy Patton Oswalt, everybody. Happy premieres tomorrow night at 10 00 p. M. On syfy. Well be right back with a a performance from wiz khalifa featuring ty dolla ign. So stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he is a multiplatinum selling recordbreaking rapper whose new album is out next year. Performing something new, featuring ty dolla ign, give it up for wiz khalifa. [ cheers and applause ] i be with the hitmaker baby come give me something new baby come give me something new cause i cant stop loving you oh yeah since i got a taste of your love ba something new ooh woah god damn you know who i am try to be on the low but you aint slow get a lot of paper i know but you aint show love you gon get it back like if you good like if you cook wanna a real t gon rep till that like uhh uhh we can go and get a private roomould for one night aint gotta jump the broom say youre chill baby come give me something new ooh baby come give me something new ooh ca loving you oh yeah since i got a taste of your love oh yeah baby, come give me something new ooh woah i can tell you aint from round here all that body baby its not fair pull up on that ass in a drop yeah im dead you found him california king we gon go bounce on it no doubt yeah leave your legs shakingo that like ladadadi yeah classicres baby come give me something new ooh baby come give me something new ooh cause i cant stop loving you oh yeah since i got a taste of your love oh yeahe give me something new ooh woah girl yolike somethin you smell great know your body clean yeah you was a teen teen now you grown up and im a boss im just showing love smell like kush when im rolling up roll up so much bank i can fold it up fold its so good got you calling up like, uhh brr oom baby come give me something new ooh baby come give me cause i cant stop loving you oh yeah since i got a taste of your love baby come give me something new ooh woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wiz khalifa, something new is out now. My thanks to Kate Mckinnon, Patton Oswalt, wiz khalifa, ty dolla ign. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thng, have a i hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight mich stars of broad city, comedians ilana glazer and Abbi Jacobson music from hiss golden messenger, featuring the 8g band with brooks wackerman. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. Ng tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the terNational Olympic committee has banned russia from competing in the 2018 olympics, following reports of an elaborate doping scandal. So no olympics for russia, but they dont mind, because they already took the bronze