Well, he got her. [screaming] [beep]. She got plowed. Plowed, nailed and according to our website, creamed. I read that headline and i thought something totally different. She got plowed and creamed and nailed. She got railed. [laughter] she just dropped right to her knees. Dude, come on. Anyway, nicoles down. Emergency workers rushed to the scene. Luckily, nicole was uninjured but she was very angry and huh . Toi spent an hour trying work out what she said. I thought it was my an australian as to work it out. And i thought she said i want to get a cane and take thai choices. No, an hour . You guys cant even understand each other. I dont think thats what she said. Subtitles. Press charges. But she cant press charges because cops said it was just an accident. He got a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. Nicole, anything you want to say to the man who creamed you . I cant wait to watch life tear you apart. A little dark but ok. Thanks, Emergency Medical Technicians no rush. David tutera, the host of my fair wedding. Him and his partner of 10 years split up back in january. Nasty. Nasty and the report that theyre splitting up their twins. What do you mean . Ok, so david and ryan were domestic partners. And they wanted to have babies. David fertilized an egg that was implanted in the surrogate. Box . Ryan then fertilizes an egg that is implanted in the same surrogate. The egg is from the same mother. The babies are born three months ago and david gets the girl, ryan gets the boy and theyre very close to settling and making that permanent. Thats crazy its when they grow up, will they hold ill will towards their parents for separating them . Thats the question. Its awful. It seems selfish. What if its actually way better. How . Theyre not in the situation where theyre fighting. Theyll be raised as only children and only children are terrible people. Room. Pick them out of the i can always pick them out. Robin. Oh, yeah, sexy robin thicke at l. A. X. And hes about to solve the greatest mystery of our generation of robin thicke listeners. Americas got to ask, what rhymes with hug me . Yes, the question robin himself poses in his megahit blurred lines. You want to hug me, what hug me th it is a big thing. Youre moving below the bold, syria, because tmz investigates what rhymes with hug me. The f word. Fugly . Maybe. Digging. I wear my snuggy. All well reasoned theories but we need technology. Youre talking about the fact that theres a website now, what rhymes with hug me . To the interweb what rhymes with hug me do it again, do it again what rhymes with hug me amusing. But unhelpful. So now we ask the man himself, robin thicke, what rhymes with hug me . I got to know, its love me. Love me thats a little underwhelming. Now we know. Yeah. Thought it was [beep] me. Thanks, robin, your song is less rapey than we thought. George, what are you up to today . We were on the tmz tour in new york and spotted george duce. I jumped off the bus, tried to board. On he was headed to the theater. Im going to the theater. What are you seeing . Oh, my goodness, i hope its good. I heard the craziest thing of his mouth. Remember how we thought liberace was the bottom and he did the poppers all the time. George explained the other day. The reason they did poppers is because it loosens the sphincter. You didnt know that . No. Poppers were extremely popular among the gay people for that reason. I thought this was common knowledge. The entire tour guide section doesnt know what youre talking about. No, my brothers gay. I know exactly what youre about. Have a good show. Dina lohan, arrested for driving. Her blood alcohol level twice the legal limit. So many questions. Whos the captain and tennille . Tmz breaks a story before your very eyes. And what . What happened . Dina lohan arrested for d. U. I. Her mugshot is unreal. This is serious, people oh, god, i dont want to see this. I like it. Breaking news here, lindsays mom, history of Substance Abuse in the family, busted for d. U. I. In long island, going 77 in a 55. Are you putting in a picture of her as why would i do that . Because we have a picture of dina lohan partying like a drunken sailor a few weeks ago. See, theyre like captain and tennille but drunker. Just a few moments later, we got the post on the site. Now you know how it happens. Is this her first d. U. I. . So far. Thanks, captain and tennille. We love these guys. Chris . s happening, tomorrow is yom kippur. You ask god for forgiveness. Does that feel, do you want to hear from the people that have wronged you . Wrongedeople that have me, im cool on that. Im more concerned with people i think ive wronged. On yom kippur, i try to keep it hamas. Ght with my baby you know what im saying . People who wronged you are supposed to ask for forgiveness . You ask god for forgiveness. Youre supposed to go to all the people youve wronged and ask for forgiveness. Harvey never heard of that part of it. That would take too long. Ill just go on the p. A. Later. Take an ad out in variety or Something Like that. Full page ad in variety with a list of names like the vietnam wall. A list of names. Hold up, freeze coming up brandon t. Jackson. Katt williams has a series that every funny black man wears a dress. Brandon wore the dress in big mama 3. The dress. Wear plus selma blair is in a battle the people who make anger management over firing her. Because theyre all waiting for charlie toor charlie his lines. Coming up audra notab goes through every state in alphabetical order. I can do it. By the way, this chicks a looker, too. and now, tmz employment presents, youre fired for talking smack about me so get the hell out and by the way we were about to fire you anyway so you cant sue us, starring selma blair and Charlie Sheen. The intense battle with Charlie Sheen and the people who make anger management. Selma claims her complaints about charlies work ethic led to this dramatic confrontation. You are terminated. Probably wasnt that dramatic. But she got the ax. Theyre all sitting there waiting for charlie in his trailer to memorize his lines and she starts ragging on him to the crew saying, what are we doing here . In charlies defense, that show has very complicated jokes that take time to get it right. But look at the results. Feel like theres an elephant in the room. Could be under all those clothes. Not every cable show is breaking bad. Anyhow, sources tell us selma was on the chopping block before her smack talk. What im told is they were going to write her out of the show. When she did that, they accelerated the phaseout. Right. Besides, charlie deserves extra time to learn his lines, hes a busy guy with the skeezer banging and the loch ness hunting and that crack aint going to smoke itself but regardless of why selma was actually fired, weve learned an important lesson from all this. Dont talk crap on the star of the show whether theyre unprofessional and terrible or not. Unless behind their back. Hes got a Bright Future in this horrible business. Have fun with that lobster, thelma we got model audra notob at bella. Recently the guinness book of World Records was released and they have an entry for everything these days but they need to add a category for the person to say all 50 states in alphabetical order the fastest. This girl would win. Alabama, alaska, arizona, arkansas, california, colorado, connecticut, delaware, florida, georgia, hawaii, idaho, illinois, indiana, iowa, kansas, kentucky, louisiana, maine, maryland, massachusetts, michigan, minnesota, virginia, washington, west virginia, wisconsin, wyoming. Pretty impressive, actually. It is really, really impressive. I can do it. No. Alabama, alaska, arizona, arkansas, california, colorado, connecticut, delaware, florida, georgia, hawaii, idaho, illinois, indiana, iowa, kansas, kentucky, louisiana, maine, maryland, massachusetts, michigan, minnesota, mississippi, missouri, montana, nebraska, nevada, new hampshire, new jersey, new york, north carolina, north dakota, ohio, oklahoma, oregon, pennsylvania, rhode island, south carolina, south dakota, tennessee, texas, utah, vermont, virginia, washington, west virginia, wisconsin, wyoming. [applause] i missed new mexico. I missed new mexico. Where the hell by the way, this chicks a looker, too. [beep] you thats not what i meant. Thank you so much, audra. Hey, look. Its brandon t. Jackson. You remember him from tropic thunder and tooth fairy and big mamas house 3. Hilarious. Plus he does standup. Do you get mad when people heckle . Or do people ever heckle them . If they do, i shut them up in detroit, a bankrupt city. Tell me when you want some, you know what im saying . Williams i said [beep] oh, my god. Brandon just called out Katt Williams. Why is he calling out Katt Williams . Brandon t. Jackson recently did big mamas house 3 with martin lawrence. Were familiar hilarious. Katt williams has a theory that he goes around telling everybody, that every single funny black man they make you wear a dress. But katt doesnt think its funny. He thinks its emasculating and demeaning to black people and brandons taking it personally because, well, you know. Right. Dont give me that stuff about i wore a dress. You wore a true. Williams. S katt i love him but hes calling me out. And the nword ok, well get right on that. But we got to ask, does katt have a point . Im saying that right now, i will never wear a dress for fame. Well, that makes one of us. Right, boss . Pretty thanks, brandon and katt and gloria. You are not a pretty woman. What up, g . How are you, man . We have actor michael b. Jordan. He was in liar and he is going to play apollo creeds grandson in the next installment of the rocky franchise. Apollo creeds grandson, you look forward to it . Of course. Yeah, man. This guys great and hes so cute. Station story. I went to go see that movie. It was during the day, i was by myself. I was the only white person in the movie theater. When the guy got shot in the movie, there was like five black ladies sitting next to me and they went oh, hell no. I was like, it wasnt me. Hey, man. Coming up, kevin durant out in barcelona. He stopped by hookah lounge, puffing away and gets on a segway. Thats driving under the influence. No, its not. Hookah, its tobacco. Obacco. Next tmz, Britney Spears big las vegas announcement, bigger than 46 days until the nba season tips off. O. K. C. Superstar kevin durant is working hard at relaxing. Offseason hijinks kevin durant out in barcelona. He stopped by hookah lounge. He is puffing away on the hookah. Smoking like a striped tail, right, trippy caterpillar . He has emphysema now. But back to durant who was later spotted on a segway . Thats weird. Segway, part two, in barcelona. View. T that weeee thats driving under the influence. No, its not. Hookah its tobacco. Oh. We dont know that for sure but its probably tobacco. After all, durant is a big fan at hookah lounges. Hes been spotted at hookah shops in chicago, minnesota, hong kong and other places, too. It seems like where he goes on vacation, he finds a hookah shop up. Sets wasnt he hanging around with bieber the other day and couldnt figure out what he was doing with bieber. Right. Durant was kicking it with the biebs in calabasas but biebs doesnt smoke hookah. Biebs smokes ganja allegedly. Not really allegedly. But the only thing that counts kevins high on is fun, right . Thanks, middle east, you keep us on our toes. We got jamie alexander, shes in thor. Theres rumors shes going to play wonder woman. Guy thinks she already has. Any chance you could reprise your wonder woman role in the new Justice League movie coming out in 2015 . Ive never played wonder woman. Know everybody thinks i have . Didnt you play her on television . No, that wasnt me. Clearly. Me. Asnt shes not a very well endowed woman. Wonder woman has a giant rack. Wonder woman, you just need it no, you dont. Come on. Linda carter, she had big boobs . Jammers. Geez. Hey, man. Yeah, linda carter had some fine thats what im saying, man. I changed my mind. I changed my mind. You got to have good to see you. Coming up at what age is it too old to take a shower with your sister or brother . I was looking at old videos and i was way too old to be taking a shower with my little sister. My parents videod it. What . We got shayna moakler. We ask her at what age is too old to take a shower with your sister or brother . 6 . Were you doing it at 6 . I went home and i was visiting, looking at old videos recently, two weeks ago. And i was way too old to be taking a shower with my little sister and my parents videod it. Your parents videod it . Yeah. Its weird. Im in Elementary School and shes like a baby. Oh, my god, thats weird. Were both in the bath, i didnt like it. Although no although, no although. In the video, it was kind of cool. I was watching with it my girlfriend now, we were watching this video. I didnt know little kid me was like, hey, future ryan, hey, future wife and my girlfriend got all ooooh about it like you just did. It was pretty cool. tires screeching oh, doctor, im crazy [captioning sponsored by Fox Broadcasting company Twentieth Century Fox Television and crispety, crunchety, peanutbuttery Nestle Butterfinger nestle makes the very best. ] announcer welcome back to americas favorite game show. All me wantee announcer and heres that questionasking guy. Virgil sinclair all right, moe szyslak. Yes, virgil . Yesterday we asked if you wanted to risk it all for 500,000 and you stalled for 20 minutes. Yes. Yes, i did. I was told to. Hey, thats great. But now we must have your answer in the next 10 or 15 minutes. You want some of this . Well, do you . I can honestly say i do. All right, then. For half a Million Dollars which of the following is not a subatomic particle . Oy. Oh, boy. All right, lets see here. Uh. Well, i was born in indiana. So that aint it. And, uh. Hmm. I better call my lifeline. ringing yello . Hey, moe were watching you on tv yeah, i know, homer. So, hows that bowel obstruction doing . Homer please. Hehheh. I got a nucleartype question here. Well, it all starts when a nulecule comes out of its nest. The answer is bonbon im going to say bonbon. Bonbon, eh, moe . Is that your. Ultimate response . Yuhhuh. Oh. You are. Correct groans well, moe, would you like to stop where you are or try for 1 million . audience gasps well. Gee, i really do love currency but, um, i think im going to play it safe and stick with what i got. Youre the boss. Yes, i am. cheering
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