Youre fired. Bud, you lost your job . How are we gonna pay our bills . Dont you worry, daddy. We gonna be fine. I still got those pennies the goldbergs gave us for trickortreat. Sanford, youre 24 and ablebodied. Maybe you could go out and get a job. Sure. Maybe i could sell drugs. How would you feel if i were to sell drugs . Hes amazing. They really think hes their son hey, bud. I heard about you being let go at the station. You know, if you need a job, i could use some help on my crew. Because of the border wall, theres fewer immigrants left to hire. No way am i working for you. Id rather go back to dancing for my dads friends bud, take the damn job sighs would i be the only white guy on your crew . No, no. We have a mexican albino. Im not an albino. I look this way because i saw a ghost look, becky, news cameras. Were finally going to be heard. Activists continue to protest the wall, demanding that. gulps oh, god i swallowed a bee im allergic gasping dont put this on youtube. God, how humiliating. Ive gone from one mexican boss to another. When am i gonna be on top . Well, in my experience, you just tell a mexican man when you want to be on top. Just let me watch my video, you boobed bozo. Hola welcome to the gonzalez landscaping training video. So, julio, are you ready for your first day at gonzalez landscaping . Si, ernesto landscaping can be fun. But remember, always concentrate when using dangerous equipment. So, julio, have you learned what it takes to be a gonzalez landscaping lawn artist . Ernesto dubbed yes and in an unrelated note, i hereby absolve gonzalez landscaping of any liabilities. Everyone, id like you all to meet the newest member of our team, bud buckwald. forced laugh oh, thats not my name. Bud buckwald is an important person in this community. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, bud. Why dont you use that leaf blower to clean up the debris . leaf blower whirring crash, bud screams im good. Hola, bud you want to come over for a cerveza . No, i dont want to watch cockroaches dance around a hat. Bud, hes your boss now. Go groans hows your beer . Uh, good, uh, mr. Gonzalez. So. Okay, fine, i confess ive been stealing Office Supplies crying bud buckwald from high school . Youre a gardener now . Wow. Ive never felt so proud about being a custodian at an adult theater. shoes squishing okay, thats lunchtime. Whos up for a game of air lacrosse . leaf blowers whirring come on, bud, join us ugh, fine. screaming sir, we have an unidentified aircraft approaching the base. Shoot it down. No thats it there is no way i am going back to work for ernesto its even more humiliating than working for steve. Bud, you cant quit now. Sorry, but unless you find another way to make money, you have no choice. Now, why dont you go watch tv and ill bring you some tea. And none of you turkeys better bother daddy while hes resting, or ill whip you with my cb antenna man any little girls out there . Come back. indistinct whispering in spanish janice, do you hear spanish whispering . Janice you mean now, or when youre out at bowling night . What . Uh, im at the store dog barking in distance indistinct whispering in spanish my god, ive worked for mexicans so long im hearing imaginary ones. Janice, did you hear that . what the hell . are you the guy . Yeah. Im the guy. Gracias, senor. By the way, you know about the, uh. Yeah, hes the son we dont talk about. wild yelling hey, ernesto, i got a message for you what is it . Look up in the sky. Aw, crap i filled out the skywriting form wrong its supposed to say i quit is that your Social Security number . screams i got to call everyone in town and tell them not to look up crispy m ms® are baaaack. What are you doing . You said to tell our fans crispy m ms® are back. Not those fans did you mean this fan . No. annoyed grumbles what about that one . Theres a fan in the break room, oh and in the. trails off good, theyre back. Hey coworkers. Its me, and not colonel sanders. Dont you just hate those long days when youre so busy doing business things that you cant make a hot, homecooked meal for the family. Well, i just picked up a twenty Dollar Family fill up from kfc. Handbreaded with eleven herbs and spices. Do you even work here . Well of course i do, terry. Lisa. Claire. Tiffany. Hazel. Its Finger Lickin good. whistles welcome to america. You may ruin our country, but our country will ruin your children. There you are, bud. Youve been in the basement all morning. What are you doing down there . Im, uh. Making a jazz album. From now on, no one is allowed to go down there. A jazz album . Isnt jazz why the government tried to drown new orleans . What about work . Shouldnt you be out cutting lawns with ernesto . I quit. My jazz career is taking off. Heres some of my early royalties. I dont like jazz. Especially when i get it all over my face. Wait, im thinking of adult contemporary. knocking hey, steve. Good morning, janice. You look fly. Is bud here . He forgot to take home the crap from his desk. gasps steve heres a thousand dollars. Why dont you just forget what you saw here . Whered you get a thousand dollars . Heres 2,000 to forget about that thousand dollars you saw. And before you ask, heres 3,000. What . 4,000. I can do this all day. Welcome to america. Heres a list of states that are cool with you being gay. The jig is up, buckwald bud gasps man yells i know what youre up to. Youre running a smuggling tunnel. Please, steve i cant go to jail. I like to shower on all fours, and the guys might tease me about that im not sending you to prison, buckwald. Because i want in. You. You what . My salarys been cut, thanks to that damn border wall. So im your new partner. Fine. Its a deal. But you should know, my family thinks im making a jazz album down here. That damn border wall directly bifurcates the natural habitat of the mexifornia condor, which is a federally protected species. The court has to rule in our favor. Bailiff all rise. The honorable james killbirds borderwall presiding. gasps what . Sorry, my mistake. Judge borderwall is out sick today. Oh, thank god. In his place is the honorable jake glasseshater nerdstomp. gasps look over yonder what do you see . The sun is arisin most definitely a new day is comin whoohoo people are changin aint it beautiful whoohoo crystal blue persuasion better get ready gonna see the light. Ernesto, shouldnt you be at work . Actually, business isnt so good. This wall was supposed to stop the immigrants, but for some reason, im seeing more immigrants than ever. New gardeners keep showing up and undercutting me. Hola, amigo. What a great day to be in america. Ugh, why couldnt immigration have stopped right after me . Hey, i just became a true american. Ernesto, let me tell you how it works. You spend years working for the man, and one day youll get to be the man, too. Like me. I thought you were unemployed. And why do you have all that money in your car . God, youre nosy. Why dont you go investigate someone else, murphy brown . In mexico, that show was called fancy sad woman. Mr. Barracuda, as your accountant, i must inform you that a new smuggling tunnel in mexifornia is cutting into your revenues. What . I will not stand for this. Where is my beheadsman . heavy footsteps approaching hi, boss i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. What if its a lady . Even if its a lady. What if its a puppy . If its a puppy, you can keep it. Yay puppy, puppy dont get your hopes up. If its a dog, its almost certainly a grown dog. Mmm, this tyeah. Is natural . Its too good to be true. Not again. Real estate never goes down. Fact. Well have the baby, and ill have my band, and itll just work. Right. Dont worry about it honey. All of our family photos are right here banging sound on the hard drive. Its called a timeshare. We dont own it, we share it. Lets do it. Oh yeah. That is good. Mmhmm. Finally, something thats not too good to be true. Its oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. Youll never get my plans while im sleeping. whispering because im never sleeping. Vo boom beach. Download for free. Until taco bell introduced 1 crunchwrap sliders. Clementine never feared for her personal safety. Four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. Then clementine began to worry. Luckily under her own body was a weird rubber plug. [sfx bong] farts well, thats the quittin fart. See you monday. Not so fast, buckwald. Before you go, sweep out the tunnel entrance. Since when do you give me orders . Since you stood behind me when that bat flew into the tunnel. I dont like em theyre tiny vampires. Youre coming with us. Is this where the Ninja Turtles live . Welcome to my monthly criminal syndicate meeting. Let us first take a moment to honor those weve lost since the last meeting. He is a big loss. All right, lets get down to business. Ive discovered interlopers cutting into our smuggling business. Normally, these men would be fed to my hungry crocotigers. Man humblebrag. But they manage a tunnel that empties into a Border Agents home the last place authorities would look. Its brilliant. Brilliant . The gentleman behind this operation is here tonight. His name is steve. What . No, i founded the tunnel. My name is. Beheadsman, remove that man. Okay. Hey, buckwald, i got to take off for a few hours today, so i hired kimmy here to keep an eye on you. Hi. Are you bud . Your dad, steve, tells me you like stickers. Oh, thats it. This is my business, steve, not yours. Im the man this time around. And so now i get to say this to you you are fired. Fine. Youre under arrest for operating an illegal smuggling tunnel. Oh, yeah . Well, you turn me in, ill turn you in. If you dont give me the bleep money, im turning you both in. Buckwald, we just lost 2. 8 million to a 13yearold girl, but remember this im the man. This is the way things are and will always be. Southern narrator well, looks like ol bud wound up right back where he started. Course, you dont need me tellin you that. You wasted your time watchin it, too. Well, stay tuned for the 10 00 news. Uhp, were not done. Our top story due to an increase of undocumented immigrants in mexifornia, mayor paulson has declared the border wall ineffective and called for its immediate destruction. After hours of talks with my new consultant and cell mate, jamarcus jenkins, i have come to the conclusion that the world has enough walls, and that this bitch here, this bitch is all jamarcuss. He runs this bitch. Well, bud, im sorry your border wall didnt work out. Yeah, i just wanted to be the man for once. Well, youll always be my man. And look on the bright side. Your album reached the top of the jazz charts you sold seven copies. The lucrative contract to tear down the wall has been awarded to gonzalez landscaping. What . Gonzalezes yay. The gonzalezes are going to hawaii. all cheer whispers okay, not until season three. What can we do . whispers the gonzalezes are solving a double murder with the help of bones Grover Cleveland here. Yes, the handsome gent on the thousanddollar bill. With cash4life, the great game from the pennsylvania lottery, you could win a thousand dollars a day for life you could invest it, or save it for a rainy day. Or you could buy a new car and with drawings every monday and thursday, that means 2 chances to win every week. Cash4life from the pennsylvania lottery. You could win a thousand dollars a day for life. Right now on high alert. Another Philadelphia Police officer assaulted. Brand new video shows the moment the man goes after the officer. Police say he wanted the cops gun. That officer was guarding a hospital where a fellow brother in blew still recovering ambushed on the street. Police say in the name islam tonight police and the fbi are looking into a tip that accused shooter is part of a group and the threat to police is not ov over. But first on your radar almost a 40degree drop in temperatures as we take live look in reading right now after a record warm day. It could feel like the teens when you wake up tomorrow. People already bundled up in center city tonight as you can feel that cold starting to set in from heavy coats to hoods and scarves. Lets move on over to trenton on top of the cold many of could you say see our first snow of the season. This week. Good evening im lucy noland. Im yann paper. You may want to get that salt ready. What . Lets get over to kathy orr tracking big changes ahead. Rung out at many shops. People giving up on winter. Dont give up just yet. You can see glory waving in the wind behind me. Winds gusting to 30 even 40 miles an hour this evening. And temperatures falling already were at 43. The high today 65. And falling fast. Winds sustained out of the west at 26 miles an hour. Right now it is 30 in the poconos. 38 in reading. 40 in wilmington. Colder to the north and west as arctic air moves in. Current wind gusts 37 miles an hour out of the west and this is near Tropical Storm force just to give you some type of a comparison and thats making it feel much colder. So watch the wind chills come tomorrow morning well advance the clock and by the time you wake up and start to head out the door look at this. Wind chills tomorrow will be in the teens. Tuesday morning in the teens and in philadelphia we will be in the 20s. So two days of bitter cold when you wake up. It will be the first snow for some of us with a series of cold fronts. A piece of that polar vortex will be touching down toward the region and even a few snow showers coming up well talk about who has the best chance of seeing the first snow of the season come this week. For now well send it back to you. Kathy, thanks. Heres a live look at Shawnee Mountain ski area in the pocono mountains where any snow will be welcomed this week. When you wake up your fox 29 weather and traffic authorities have you covered for from any problems out there on the roads to the new forecast catch bob and sue beginning at 4am. Still developing to night, another Philadelphia Police officer assaulted. Surveillance cameras show a man on the attack police say going for the officers begun all while he stood guard at the same hospital where a fellow officer is in Critical Condition after an ambush. Local police and the feds are investigating a tip there are others looking to hurt local officers. Fox 29s Sabina Kuriakose is live at Penn Presbyterian Medical Center tonight. Sabina. Reporter iain, eighths tense atmosphere among philly Law Enforcement allegations of more threats, coupled with the frightening assault on a security detail assigned to officer Jesse Hartnetts bedsi bedside. The police say the two are not related. It happens in seconds. Police say a homeless man reaches around and grabs the gun of a policeman working security detail by the bedside of ambushed officer Jesse Hartnett saturday night. As the suspect allegedly tries to yank the gun from its holster the officer sub duce him. The officer was not injured during the incident. The male indicated that he was trying to take gun because he wanted to rob a chinese story. The suspect has no connection to the wounding of 33yearold hartnett who was shot inside his cruiser thursday. Police say by this man, edward archer. Its hard to believe because it happened at this hospital where this officer is this week. Exactly a lot of energy out there at this point. Obviously we have a lot of officers coming in and out. When you have a lot of people moving a that attracts homeless people. Reporter it comes at a time of heightened fear and vigilance among philly Law Enforcement as Police Confirm they have received information archer may have ties to group of people with radical beliefs. Fox 29 has obtained the Police Report anonymous tipster told an officer archer was part of a group including three others and that he was not the most radicalized among them. Authorities say the information came from a tipster on the street. Theyre now investigating its validity along with the fbi and joint Terrorism Task force. As of now, officers on street patrol buddying up in teams of two until further notice. Tipster making reference to aicp mosque at 45th walnut saying the suspect archer may have attended prayer there is. And administrator says they have thousands of worshipers and no record of archer. The mosque is open to the public to pray. Police commissioner ross visiting officer hartnett early sunday. Hes got surgeries ahead of him and we knew that the night of the incident. They made it very clear to him before the first one he would require several surgeries. Reporter and off camera one member of the mosque tells me he did know edward archer. He had spoken with him within the last month and he says he didnt appear radicalized at the time. He also adds that archer at the time appeared to be a nice guy its unclear whether archer work at aicp mosque. Lucy, back to you. Thank saw bean in a. Flames came shooting out of the this camden building tonight as firefighter tried to get a handle on all of this. It started just before 5 00 tonight in vacant building at the corner of felled al and 17th streets. At 1. 3 Fire Companies were battling it. Firefighters got it under control just before 7 00. Families in nearby homes did not have to leave non one is hurt. Investigators are looking into what start started this. Big name up next for the eagles as they search for their next head coach talking about a man the birds noel. Howard eskin is here with the hunt or new head coaches. First things first. Another day and another coaching candidate interviewed by the eagles. They went to kansas city for todays interview. Thats one. Thats the first one that came today. Former eagles player and coach that had the interview that would be doug peterson. The offensive coordinator of the kansas city chiefs. In the past coaches under andy reid have had success as head coaches in the nfl but the guy that kind of has created a little bit of a stir another really big name hell be interviewed tomorrow, monday. That would be new york giants head coach tom coughlin who just resigned on monday obviously pushed out. But will be here tomorrow. I think it comes down to whether he wants to coach with the eagles as much as what the eagles may want. I do think with other coaches going elsewhere the eagles are looking for a name. But i think pat shurmur is as good as any of these guys right now. Well see how it all turns out. Now, tonight on sports sunday, well take a look at what coach may be the best fit and what this off season will look like. Thats coming up tonight shortly on sports sunday. Howard, see you then, thank. In camden, three burglars bust into had dons farmers market. Burglary caught on video on december 30th around 4 00 in the morning. Police did not say what the burglars got away with but the suspects wore masks and hoods so police are hoping someone will recognize the suspects clothing or anything else about the burglars call Camden County police if you have any tips. Atlantic county a baby girl has died after Authorities Say her mother rolled on top of her. Prosecutors say the mom was high at the time. The eight month old died at a hospital friday a day after Police Responded to her mothers ventnor home. The baby was unconscious at the time. Authorities have not released the cause of death. The babys mother lisa ask a little ya remains in jail on child endangerment and drug possession charges. Prosecutors could file more serious charges. A muslim woman who was removed from donald trump president ial Campaign Rally wants an apology. It happened during Campaign Stop in South Carolina on friday. Rose had a immediate stood up silent in protest as trump accused Syrian Refugees of being affiliated with isis. People around her started chanting trump. Trump staffers removed her. The council on American Islamic relations wants an apology from trump. Rose is still waiting. I did not want to disturb the proceedings. I didnt want to cause any problems. My goal was just to stand up and to let people know this this is not appropriate way for president ial candidate to speak. Trump has not yet commented on the incident. A 12yearold boy from delaware is heading to washington, d. C. For one very big event. First lady has invited bray danny plannerring to president obamas state of union on tuesday. Braydon lives in bear. After going to a white house event that encouraged kids to improve their communities you know bra he dark he started a nonprofit to give food to homeless and low income famili families. Its called braid dens brown bags and heres his website. Hell be sitting in the first ladys visitor box during tuesdays address you can watch the state of the Union Address tuesday night at 9 00 p. M. Right here on fox 29. Then of course fox 29 news at 10 00. A new record tonight for a Powerball Jackpot after no one hit all six number last night. That jackpot only expected to get bigger before wednesdays drawing. As it stained right now the expected payout could be whopping 1. 3 billion. Thats billion with a b. As fox 29s Jennifer Joyce explains, powerball fever is hitting a new high. 1 billion. Thats stuff dreams are made of. Reporter billion dollars dreams, big headlines, big hopes as the lottery continues to climb to its highest jackpot in us history. I heard nobody won i said let me get more. Reporter shes not alone. Just hours into a new lottery pool and people are diving in dishing out 20s at this 7eleven in cherry hill. A small price for a potential 1. 3 billion. What are you going to do with all that money . I didnt get it yet. Ill have something to do with it. Dont worry about it. Jerry is a winner. I won 8. Im very lucky. Because i didnt anything the last time. Reporter hey, money is money. I decided to test out my luck. This is for jenn feature this is for the work place. Im not usually one who plays but well see. I need to be more positive like this woman. Already winning in her mind. What did i hear youre moving to mexico . Yes, i am. Me mine daughter. We going to move to mexico with all our money. Reporter and if i win, i will be traveling the world as of thursday morning. The next drawing is wednesday night. Right here on fox 29 after the 10 00 oclock news. In cherry hill, im Jennifer Joyce, fox 29 news. Now to a story that has more twists hasnt a hollywood drama. Movie star sean penns visit to mexico it was part of assignment for Rolling Stone magazine. El chapo is best known for Drug Trafficking and escaping multiple mexican prisons. He also had a request for fame which is what caused him to reach out to mexican actress that plays a drug lord on tv. That actress contacted sean penn and together they went into the mountains to interview the fugitive. Penn believes thats what led to el chapos capture american and mexican officials were tracking his movements. His article was published shortly after el chapos capture he still has not commented. Controversial article by the way. For more than decade bizarre annual ritual taken place in philadelphia and other cities across the world. In fact when word spread on facebook, more than two dozen people. Fox 29s brad sattin at city hall. They were really happen to have you there. Reporter lucy i think its safe to say this group was looking for little bit of exposure. We have a plan of attack. Reporter countdown on the the pressure builds as does the confusion. Have you done this before. Not this way but yes, i have. Reporter the question is, why do what theyre about to do . My parents are asking me the same thing. Where did it change you want to be part of this. Reporter no turning back now. Hopping aboard broad street line with them we were there to cover two dozen people who were there to uncover. As long as we keep our underwear on were good to go. Act like we dont know each other. What we say on the subway caboose turned out to be a lot of caboose. We hope to make people laugh. Before you net your nick kerrs in the knot today is no pants subway ride today. You can look it up in the paper paper. Started more than decade ago in new york city purely for fun. It took place sunday on subwa ss worldwide. This is berlin and back here in fill if it requires pants, its not happening today. And literally it didnt happen today. Oops. I forgot them. Sorry. Some turning the event into a charitable cause collecting for those without. Donate pants, socks, you name it. Have a good time. In this age of technology some barely noticed all the bareness. On my phone i normally dont. Paid no attention. Here he is in his underwear. You got me. Sitting on the ground with your pants down. Why everybody got their drawers on much whats going on . Whats up with that . Theres a dude dancing in his underwear. Just like that it was over. New found friendships discovered apparently in brief fashion. Just bond over your temporary pant lessness for the day. Reporter well we did talk to septa tonight. They tell us as long as everybody followed the rules, as long as no customers were inn fringed upon they really had no issue with it. And lucy just for the night well pretend that pants lessness is actually a word. Okay. And im sure the camera were to pan down on you brad im sure that you have pants on. Im positive. Keep the camera up. laughter . Its a little cold out here i wont tell you why. Oh, my goodness. All right. Brad sattin live at city hall. Who else . Pet store heist caught on camera. The potentially very dangerous thing a man pull out of his cage and shoved speak of pants into his pants. A threeyearold hits the road in his toy car and tries to get on the highway. Why his dad turned his head for just a second before the toddler slipped out the front door. Wanted for robbing Jewelry Stores in state after state after almost a year on the run this 24yearold woman is in custody. How the fbi says social media led to her down fall. But first take look at these stunning images showing rainbows around the area. You sent these pictures from all over. Plymouth meeting, mullica hill, Harvey Cedars in ocean county as we look live tonight in allentown. We want to see pictures from your area. Tweet us with the hash tag fox 29 or enter the fox 29 facebook page
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