Dan white, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 647, toronto, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aha, hey. Oh, i love you, i love you. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to watch. Welcome, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Well, theres another scandal for the white house. Soninlaw, and top adviser, Jared Kushner will be questioned about his meetings with russian officials. Yep. I guess the russians returned the other big story is the republicans pulling their healthcare bill on friday. And get this, the Washington Post says paul ryan actually got down on one knee to beg a a congressman to support the bill. [ light laughter ] you think thats bad, he showed up at another guys window with a boom box. [ applause ] in your eyes the light the heat in your eyes i am complete in your eyes jimmy im incarcerated, lloyd [ light laughter ] now, President Trump didnt take any responsibility for the healthcare bill being pulled, but he did announce that hes working on some new books based on his experience. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Lets take a look at some of the titles, first theres, how to lose friends and influence no one. [ laughter and applause ] next up theres tiv [ laughter and applause ] then theres to kill a a healthcare bill. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, oh, the places youll golf. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. That that seems like good books. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy id read them. Steve ill read those. Jimmy after healthcare didnt work out, the white house said that theyre moving on to other issues. Today they released trumps Upcoming Schedule for april to give us a better idea of his plans. Lets take a look. Coming up for President Trump, on april 1st, trump will vow to spend the weekend studying the complex issues of tax reform, then hell yell, april fools and jet off to maralago. [ light laughter ] on april 7th, trump will blame the democrats for his failure to pass a kidney stone. [ light laughter ] april 18th, trump will file his tax returns by placing them into an industrial shredder. On april 27th, trump will be called to testify in the russia investigation. On april 28th, trump will panic and try to flee to mexico, but get caught when he cant get past his own wall. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy busy month. Steve irony. Jimmy its a busy, busy month. Stevery jimmy oh, this was kind of scary. A woman was a woman was arrested yesterday morning for trying to scale a white house fence for the second time in a a week. The secret service said, we wish you were living here, too, mrs. Clinton, but you cant keep doing that. [ laughter and applause ] last time. Last time were going to warn you. This is pretty big. It was announced that canada plans to legalize marijuana by july of next year. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Its exciting for americans because now they can add weed to the list of drugs they buy in canada. [ laughter and applause ] some entertainment news, the top two movies at the box office this weekend was beauty and the beast and power rangers. [ cheers ] then people waking up from a a 25year coma said, huh, i guess i wasnt out for too long. [ laughter and applause ] this already happened. And finally a big sports story, it was Just Announced that the Oakland Raiders will be moving to las vegas. [ cheers ] people in oakland said, it will be rough not having pro football. Then people in cleveland said, ah, youll get used to it. [ light laughter ] we have a great show tonight, give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Welcome to the show. It is monday. Were so happy to be back. We have a big show tonight. Shes one of the most talented actors around, and this friday shes launching a huge new scifi movie called ghost in the shell, Scarlett Johansson is here tonight with us. [ cheers and applause ] shes the greatest. Steve shes the best. Jimmy super fun. Scarlett and i are going to talk about her movie, also play a round of Virtual Reality pictionary, with a special guest. Yeah, its really cool, its the future. [ light laughter ] steve literally. From the new tv series shots fired, Richard Dreyfuss is dropping by tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the legendary Richard Dreyfuss. I love that guy. Plus, im very excited for this. Our favorite magician, dan white is back to close the show. And hes [ cheers and applause ] i dont even i dont even say hi to him before the show. Questlove i know, i was scared to shake his hand. Jimmy yeah, me, too, yeah. Because hes that hes just awesome, i love him. Guys, i was flipping the channels the other night, i was watching tv. And i saw a show on teen nick that caught my eye. Its a show called ew [ light laughter ] steve ew . Jimmy yeah, its a pretty good show. And a lot of people even say i look like the main character. [ light laughter ] i dont know if i see it. Its a little girl. Steve yeah. Jimmy take a look for yourselves. Heres the latest episode of ew [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everyone. Welcome to ew im sara and if youre wondering thats sara with no h because hs are ew [ light laughter ] joining me today is one of my besties for ever and ever emily livingston. Hi, hi. [ cheers and applause ] well, emily, emily, whats up . Oh, not much. Just got back from the mall. Jimmy ew. What you get . Well, i picked out my spring fling dress. Jimmy i cannot wait for the spring fling. [ light laughter ] im so glad were going together. Who needs boys, anyway . [ light laughter ] i know. Theyre gross. Jimmy yeah. Hey, im nervous about the dress. I want to show it to you. Can you judge it for me . Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] first of all, i like the sleeves because theyre puffy. [ light laughter ] ew. Jimmy i like the cinches in the waist. Yeah. Jimmy thats a classic color that never goes out of style. Emerald green. [ light laughter ] ew, i know, i love emerald green. Jimmy all right, moving on. Lets do some Emoji Selfies or as i like to call them, emojelfies. [ light laughter ] im going to go first. [ light laughter ] im going to do a princess face [ cheers and applause ] look at me. Now, what are you gonna do . Ill do the crying laughing face. Jimmy okay, cool. [ cheers ] oh, my god were so crazy [ light laughter ] wait. I just thought of something. What if were at the spring fling and a boy wants to kiss us . Jimmy do you know how to kiss . Not really. Jimmy we should practice on something. These are crush cushions. On the back of these pillows, are two people i have crushes on. [ light laughter ] pick one. Okay, who did you get . I got ed sheeran. Jimmy ew [ cheers and applause ] that means i got mario lopez. [ cheers and applause ] i love him. I love him. I love him love him. Extra, extra lets kiss. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] hey, gang, whats going on down here . Looks like weve got a couple of pillow case faces. Jimmy ew its my step dad gary. Were just getting ready for the spring fling. Well, speaking of the spring fling, your chauffeur has arrived. Thats right. Ill be your chaperone the whole night, in case you have boys, or kissing. Jimmy gary, were kind of in the middle of something. All right, i just came down here to tell you kids your mother and i are upstairs having a fish munch. Lll jimmy ew, gary what are you talking about . What do you think im talking about . Im talking about fishsticks. Theyre in the oven. Jimmy fishsticks, ew come on first you put them in the oven for a little while then you take them out and eat them and they make you smile crunch crunch crunch and a Yum Yum Yum Yum eating fish sticks is so much pleasure jimmy get out of here get out of here get out all right, im going, im going. Ill catch you two girls on the flippity flop. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, so embarrassed. Okay, time for the ew speed round, here we go. Spin that. Ew. Jimmy ankle bracelets. Ew. Jimmy slime. Ew. Jimmy tom wilkinso chill. Jimmy really . [ light laughter ] yeah, hes like a really talented actor. Have you ever seen the best Exotic Marigold Hotel . Jimmy whats that . Exotic Marigold Hotel . [ light laughter ] ive never heard of it. What about the sequel . The second best Exotic Marigold Hotel . Jimmy the second best Exotic Marigold Hotel . I never heard of that one, either. Finally, party poppers. I love party poppers. Jimmy ew, me too. I have one for you right here. 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Scarletts partner cohosts weekend update on saturday night live. Give it up for michael che. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you. No yeah, im o jimmy yeha. My partner, from disney channels liz and mattie and the upcoming move, descendants 2 please welcome dove cameron. [ cheers and applause ] im a big fan, thank you so much for coming on. Yeah, alright so here we go. Now the game works exactly like pictionary except the person who is drawing will be wearing one of these Virtual Reality head sets, okay then youre going to draw in 3d space using this program called tilt brush. Its so rad. Were going to be able to see what youre drawing on the big screen behind us. 45 seconds per turn. Ill go first. You guys can take your seats, and ill show you how to do it. Okay, okay okay. Jimmy dove, we got this. We got this. Jimmy yeah, yeah, youre going to sit there. Bring it. Jimmy and look at me. Audience, what number should i choose . Nine jimmy okay, all right. Theres one guy in the audience. [ audience shouting ] jimmy nine alright heres nine. He was waiting to say nine. Wait, wait. Now, okay we just sit here and watch. Jimmy you dont do anything. You dove, you guess. Oh, im guessing. Jimmy yeah, youre my okay, were on this. Were clearly really prepped and ready. Jimmy oh boy. We know what were doing. Jimmy okay, ready . Okay, im ready. Jimmy alright here we go. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. [ light laughter ] that school girl, tomato, tomato pigtail. Jimmy tomato pig tail . Oh, dolls. Little, big clowns. Jimmy yes. Yes oh, okay, no. Clown shoes, clown car. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] clown car yes jimmy yes yes jimmy ooh ooh. Ooh ooh. Jimmy eh, eh, eh. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy scarlett, youre up next. I had to air horn it, man. Im scared. Jimmy thisll be good. No, dont be scared. Ill just put this thing on your eyes, and then you pull it down. You set the bar really high, though. Jimmy alright, youre ready to go. Jimmy the only other time weve done it, we asked you to do it. Youre like an old pro. Okay what number . [ crowd shouting ] five. Five. Five. What . I know exactly what it is. Oh, my god, this is so hard. Jimmy no, its not. Here. You have to hold this and pull this trigger. Whoa, this is trippy. Jimmy i know. Its cool right . Oh, my gosh. Jimmy i know, its awesome right. Wow, alright. Let me know when i should go. This is such a hard one. Wait. What are you doing . Jimmy nothing. [ light laughter ] no. You ready . Whenever youre ready to start. Oh, my god, im getting nauseous. Okay. Alright, ready. Shoot. Square. [ light laughter ] jimmy what if it was square . Ten commandments. [ light laughter ] the stone age. Flintstone. Hold on. Jimmy you can move around too, scarlett. Its a hard one. Oh, oh pinball machine. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . How did you figure that out . [ talking over each other ] jimmy how did he guess that . Thats amazing. Yeah. Jimmy using 3d technology. I told you ive done this before, jimmy. [ light laughter ] jimmy dove, youre up, pal. I cant believe that. Pinball machine. Yeah, i dont know. Jimmy oh my gosh. Im super stressed now. That was like that was next level. Okay, im really competitive. Jimmy take them off, yeah. Youve got to take a number first, and then you put that on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ crowd shouting ] three, three. Jimmy three, okay good, pick a number, and then dont show me because im guessing. Okay. Jimmy i dont want to cheat. Okay, okay. Jimmy hopefully that was a a sigh of relief. Yeah, you will get this. Jimmy i will get this . Yeah, youll get this, yeah you seem like a smart guy. [ light laughter ] jimmy in Virtual Reality i am. Okay. Jimmy okay, pal. You ready . Jimmy yes. Okay, lets do it. Lets do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, head. Yeah, first part. Jimmy first what . Head cloud. Head in the clouds . Yes. [ cheers and applause ] thats wild. Jimmy michael che, you are up. Not only are you up, but this is the last round. The final round. These are worth triple the points. So were both going to guess. If scarlett guesses first, you guys win. If we guess first we win. What . No. Jimmy this is the future. This is totally unfair. Jimmy this is how games work in the future. [ light laughter ] [ crowd shouting ] six . Oh. Oh, no. Oh. This is jimmy we got this, dove we can win. Why are they so abstract . All right. Jimmy all right, michael, michael che, here we go. We need this. Come on, so guess. Ready . And go. Jimmy youre the one going. He said go. A crown. Fire no. Jimmy what the hell are you drawing . Duck. Chicken. A duck. A rooster. What . What are you saying yes to . Chicken. Chicken. Jimmy duck walk, duck crossing. Duck crossed over the road. Chicken. Jimmy why did the chicken cross the road . Chicken. Jimmy duck. Duck squiggles. [ light laughter ] is there a duck involved in this somehow . No, its a chicken, man. Jimmy its a chicken. [ light laughter ] sunfire, good morning. Kelloggs corn flakes. Chicken. Jimmy kelloggs corn flakes, sunburn. Chicken. Fresh roast chhicken. The weather chicken. What the hell could this be . [ light laughter ] i dont know, man. Im scared. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre the whole world. You created this world. [ buzzer ] chicken jimmy what was it . It was spring chicken. [ light laughter ] how do you draw spring . I dont know how to draw jimmy im giving it to you guys any ways. I feel like we won that. Jimmy the winners; Scarlett Johansson, and michael che. Sorry, dove. [ cheers and applause ] dove cameron. That was great. Congratulations. Of course, a spring chicken. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] allow me to introduce the rest of us. The creators of this generation. We dont have big award shows or fancy cameras. But what we do have are our phones. We know its not the size of the production that matters, its what you make. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a Tony Awardwinning actress who can do it all. Shes a great saturday night live host. She anchors giant movies like the avengers series. And starting this fridays in theaters and imax i recommend the imax. Its really good. Shes launching another big action movie called ghost in the shell. Please welcome back a friend of our show. Here is Scarlett Johansson. [ cheers and applause ] i am still recovering from that 3d pictionary thing. Jimmy hasnt it ooh, that made me really i dont know. It just it did something to me. Jimmy right . [ light laughter ] i dont know. Jimmy it did, right . It just took me to another dimension. Jimmy yeah, its so fun. You were great at it. It was very crazy. Jimmy another thing i will say youre great at is hosting saturday night live. Thanks. Jimmy and you were great. You hosted for the fifth time. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy five timer. Thank you. Yeah, five. Jimmy and youre in the fivetimers club, man. Yeah, i actually didnt realize it was the fifth time until someone pointed it out jimmy yeah. Yeah, like, during the monologue, basically. But yeah, its always been its an incredible experience. Jimmy yeah. The cast is on fire. Jimmy oh, great, absolutely. This season, and it was awesome. Jimmy did you bring the babies . I did. I did. I brought my daughter rose, and she got to walk down the stairs that you do the whole monologue on. And, you know, she ran under, like, backstage and, you know jimmy did you let her . Try on all the wigs and stuff. Yes, she loved it. She loved it. She loved it. She loved thld [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. A pretty fun thing, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. Jimmy was lorde her first musical, her concert experience . I guess it was. Jimmy isnt that wild . Wow, that is that is weird. [ light laughter ] i would have thought it would have been more, like, i dont know, maybe raffi or something ageappropriate. [ light laughter ] jimmy i know. But thats okay. Jimmy you are into raffi . Yeah, i love raffi. Jimmy yeah, not me, i dont know. Come on. Jimmy i dont know. [ applause ] wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you throwing shade at raffi right now . [ light laughter ] jimmy no, i dont i dont know really know him enough to judge him, but i just dont i dont like the one name thing. [ light laughter ] i dont know, raffi. What . Jimmy like, if he was raffi gendelson, or something, id go, all right. [ laughter ] gendelson . Jimmy whatever, a normal last name. What is gendelson . Jimmy i dont know. Its raffi jones. If his last name is gendelson, where is he from . [ laughter ] jimmy hes swedish. Oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] the son of gendel. A b c d e f [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont i know a a raffi. I listen to a lot of lisa loeb at the house. Oh, oh, yeah, well jimmy shes doing, like, shes a whole kids thing. Jimmy if you talk to alexa, you say, play lisa loebs abcs, shed sing the abcs. Oh, thats cool. Jimmy a big hit with that. All right. Jimmy the number one song your household is a little bit cooler than mine. [ light laughter ] jimmy your kids dont know how to use alexa . [ light laughter ] i was referring to lisa loeb, but thats fine. Ill take it. Jimmy and lisa loeb, yeah. Well, we have a magician on our show tonight. Oh. Jimmy and we found out that you love magic. I love magic. Jimmy well, weve had a a special thing. Dan white made a special trick just for you. Wow. Jimmy yeah, so lets bring him out. Dan white, everybody. Here he is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy always good to see you, buddy. Thank you much. Jimmy dan white. Hi. Jimmy thats scarlett. Thats dan. Nice to meet you. How are you . You look so good. Actually, i thought we might try to do this standing, if you wouldnt mind. I can do it. Scarlett, if you wouldnt mind, would you stand right here. All right. And jimmy, if you wouldnt mind, stand right over here. Jimmy this is where he he just did something already. [ laughter ] this is fantastic. No, hes already i already know what happens. [ light laughter ] i havent seen it. Very simply. I just want you to touch the back of one card. Is that okay. Touch the back of one. Im touching it. Jimmy look. Take it out. Take it out. Okay. I want you to look at it. I want you to show the entire audience. You can show jimmy. It doesnt matter if i see it, actually. Oh, it doesnt . It doesnt matter. Scarlett has chosen the five of hearts. The five of hearts, very good choice. Scarlett, what id like you to do is id like you to write your name really big across the face of the five of hearts, really, really big. Jimmy hes going to put this on ebay. Ive seen him do this. [ light laughter ] in case the magic doesnt work, yeah. Perfect. Cap that pen so you dont get dirty. Im going to let this dry off. I want everyone to get a good look at what the five of hearts looks like with scarletts name on it. Scarlett, would it be fair to say that this card, is the only card in the entire world jimmy its hard to really say your name, it says raffi. [ light laughter ] well, i thought i would just theres no way i could have known that, correct . No. Perfect. Scarlett, im going to take your five of hearts with raffi on it, and im going fold it in half just like this. Im going to fold it in half again just like that. And scarlett, heres where the weird part comes in. Whats going to happen . [ light laughter ] jimmy now im freaking out thats not good. Oh, no, no, no, no. Scarlett. Yes, sir. Can youas [ light laughter ] jimmy holy crap. Just a little bit. Perfect. And scarlett . Uhhuh . Can you please bite down on your card . Uhhuh. And hold it there. Okay. [ light laughter ] perfect. Scarlett, were gonna take the next card in the deck. The next card is the thats the eight of spades. Jimmy yeah. The eight of spades. Jimmy were gonna go were gonna go through the whole deck. The eight of spades. [ light laughter ] you got that shaprie . Whered that sharpie go . Oh, here, here. Im going to take that sharpie. All right. Im going to do the exact same thing with the eight of spades that you did with the five of hearts. Okay. Im going to write my signature, my name, really big across the eight of spades. I see it. The eight of spades with my name on it. Give me that cap. Im gonna cap that pen. All right. Fantastic. Im going to do the exact same thing with the eight of spades that we do with your five of hearts. [ unintelligible ] a lot of saliva. Jimmy i know, yeah. [ light laughter ] im gonna take eight of spades. Im going to fold it in half and fold it in half again and again, the eight of spades, goes in my mouth. Jimmy, can you grab that pen one more time . Yeah, sorry about that. [ light laughter ] oh my god. Watch close. I dont want to touch your card. Jimmy are you gonna eat the card . Oh, here . Dont. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] jimmy what is going on . [ laughter ] this is not a trick. This is dude, youre the worst. You are trying to kiss scarlett. [ cheers ] what the heck is happening . Oh, my god. Scarlett . What . Did you feel anything . Yes, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy i felt nothing, by the way. [ light laughter ] scarlett, im glad you did because, because now in my mouth no. I now have scarletts five of hearts. [ audience ohs ] no way. Open it up. Jimmy hey. Scarlett now has my card. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how did that happen . How did that happen . You have made a deal with the devil. Yes. Jimmy thanks to dan white. Hell be back later in the show for a big trick. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, dan. Jimmy all right. A little seat for you. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Jimmy that was awesome. How did he do that . Dan white. I dont know. Jimmy hes the best, right . Hes unbelievable. Jimmy hey, the was awesome. Oh, i love that. Wow. Jimmy look, the movie, this weekend, its theater and imax. Have you seen it in imax . No, im going to in a couple of days at the premiere. Jimmy i have, and imax is the way to go. Thats what ive heard. Imax 3d, right . Jimmy well, anything in imax, it just crushes. Was it crazy . Jimmy you were so awesome in it. Oh, thank you. Jimmy you were just fantastic in it. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show a clip. Heres Scarlett Johansson in the big, new, futuristic action movie ghost in the shell in theaters friday. Check this out. [ grunts ] [ gunshots ] [ shouting ] [ gunshots ] help me. Please dont let me die. Who sent you . Jimmy ah, yes [ cheers and applause ] Scarlett Johanssons new movie ghost in the shell is in theaters and imax this friday. [ cheers and applause ] Richard Dreyfuss joins us after the break. 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Hollands opus, Close Encounters of the thki hello [ cheers and applause ] you can now see him in the new Television Series shots fired which airs wednesdays at 8 00 p. M. On fox. Please welcome Richard Dreyfuss. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, Richard Dreyfuss. Thank you for being here. Scarlett johansson sat here. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. She did. She absolutely did. I want you to know that i hadnt been to the oscars in 20 years. Wait i have to put my hands under my thighs. Jimmy why . Because my wife says i gesticulate too much. [ light laughter ] so im going to try to do this with my hands under my thighs. Jimmy well, how are you going to operate this ipad, or at [ light laughter ] were good. Jimmy okay. Do you i met you once years ago. You probably dont remember this at all. You were with george lucas, and you were eating breakfast at the belair hotel in the outdoor kind of area [ light laughter ] and i was walking by, and you have to go through this restaurant to go to the the front desk. I was walking by and i saw you guys. And i think i saw i knew george lucas maybe, a little bit. But i didnt know you. Im a giant fan of yours. And so george goes, hey jimmy. Come sit down you want to have some coffee or something . I go uh, sure, and you guys were in the middle of a a conversation. You were really mad, because the night before you had to do like a tribute to george lucas at the a. F. I. With carrie. Jimmy yeah, and Carrie Fisher. Yeah. Jimmy and you were so bummed, you had to follow Carrie Fisher, because shes the funniest human being on earth. You were going, i cant believe i had to follow carrie freaking fisher [ light laughter ] of all people, carrie freaking fisher, the funniest person in the world, and i have to follow her. [ light laughter ] Carrie Fisher actually walked out and said, thank you, george, for putting my head on the on the top of a a pez dispenser. [ laughter ] and i went crazy. I cracked up, and then i had to go and follow her. Jimmy yeah, you were great though, and george was that was in the days when i was gesticulating. [ light laughter ] jimmy i think you should go back to gesticulating. I think its fun. Well, i yeah. I do. But except my wife [ cheers ] jimmy they want they want to see they want to see this, Richard Dreyfuss. Itll happen. Jimmy nobody wants this. I swear to god, itll happen, because itll just happen, because of what. Jimmy but no, we want to see youve mentioned Scarlett Johansson, and ill start gesticulating. Jimmy do you get do you get tired of people asking you questions about jaws . [ light laughter ] there are more stories about jaws than any film ever made, and theyre Great Stories and, of course, you know, if you hear the same questions all the time. I have now made a decision. I i do this all the time. If you ask me a question that 10. [ light laughter ] and if you ask me a question i have heard, you give me 10. [ laughter ] so think about it. Jimmy well, i id like to play this game. Really . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, because i heard about this story. And i think i came up with a a good question. Okay. [ light laughter ] lets see. [ cheers and applause ] oh, by the way, i i shook hands with the magician. Jimmy yeah. And i was now im 56. I used to be 6foottall. I i cant believe it. [ talking over each other ] jimmy all right. My jaws question. Ready . For Richard Dreyfuss, 10 on the line. Would you rather fight one jawssized duck or 100 ducksized jaws . [ light laughter ] thats not a jaws question. Jaws questions are about the film jaws, the making of it, or like that. Its not just a joke saying about the word. So jimmy do i have to give you money for this . Yeah, 10. 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Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. [ cheers and aus jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are joined right now, by an incredibly talented magician who performs his soldout show, six times a week at the nomad hotel right here in new york city. Tonight, hes back to perform an amazing trick just for us. Please give it up for dan white [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. I love having you here. I appreciate it. Jimmy i love you. You are unbelievable fun to to watch. Were going to have some more fun. Jimmy okay. Ive got some books here. Jimmy okay. We need the help from someone from the audience, just to start things off. [ cheers ] before you all go crazy, i need somebody whose read harry potter before. Raise your hand. [ cheers ] okay. Jimmy you read harry potter . [ cheers ] Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy who read youre the one who yelled it. You really . Yes. Jimmy you read it . I feel i feel you, but i dont know you, right. I dont know you. Jimmy and do you know do you know dan . No. Jimmy okay. [ light laughter ] i know harry. Jimmy you know harry. Okay, good. Perfect, and miss jimmy i just want to make sure nothings rigged here. Jimmy i know, but this that just freaked me out. I just feel like i perfect. Jimmy yeah, that really miss, can you please stand up . Yes. Can you hold that book against your chest . Very good. I also have a dictionary here. Jimmy, if you wouldnt mind, can you please give this to any member of the roots that you like . Anybody at all. Its your choice. Jimmy that i like . Make it random. [ laughter ] jimmy boy, oh, boy. Oh, boy, boy, boy. Get involved, dude. Very good. [ laughter ] and i also have a book here for you. Jimmy uhhuh. Okay . This is actually Neil Patrick Harris book. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, i love him. We love him. Yes. Jimmy we just had him on a a couple weeks ago. I know, and he actually talked about our show. So, i thought it might be fitting for to use his book. Jimmy oh, nice. Okay, jimmy, here we go. I have a playing card here. Im going to riffle through this book, just like this. As i do that, i just want you to say stop whenever you want, okay . So im gonna go through, just say stop. Jimmy stop. Right there. Jimmy stop riffling. Very good. Into the book. Were going to mark exactly where you stopped me at with that card, okay . What i want you to do is, im going to open up the book, and i want you to look at the very first jimmy with my mouth . Yeah. [ light laughter ] i want you to look at the very first word on the page that you stoppe a you got it . Jimmy yes. Remember it. Say it over and over in your head. And i also want you to remember the page number that you stopped me at. [ light laughter ] i know its tough. You can do it. Jimmy okay, okay, okay. Remember the page number and the very first word. Jimmy yes. You got it . Jimmy yes. Commit it to memory. Jimmy yes. Fantastic. Here we go. Remember those two things. [ light laughter ] were going to were going to start with the word first, though. Okay . Jimmy okay, word first. Word first. Dont forget the page. Dont forget the word. Just look at me. Here we go. Jimmy yeah, gotcha. I want you to think of that word, and im going to ask you a couple questions, okay . I want you to think of how many letters are in that word. Dont say it. Jimmy fine, fine. [ laughter ] all right. That helps me out. That helps me out. Okay, so its four or five, right . Four or five . Jimmy i dont know. I forget. [ light laughter ] four . Good. Okay, good, good. I want you to think of the first letter in that word. Think of the first letter in that word. Look at me. Look at me. I want you to imagine sort of drawn right here. Now, okay, so more of like a a curvy letter, perhaps . Like an s or a c . Okay, good, an s. [ light laughter ] okay, good, good. [ laughter ] jimmy what, in the world is going on . Here we go. Keep thinking of the word. Keep thinking of the wd. Jimmy yeah. Good, good, okay. Is it sole . Jimmy yeah. Nice. Okay. Were going to take this a a little bit further. Were going to take this a a little bit further. Actually, jimmy, hold on to that book for me. Hold on to that book. Miss, youre Holding Harry potter right now. What i want you to do is, i want you to open up to any page that you want in that book at all, any page that you want. Okay. Are you happy there . Yeah, this is great. Miss, in a second, what id like you to do is, id like you to look down at the page you opened up to. And i want you to think of a a word that you see on that page, but, but we just picked, like, a small word, okay . Right. I want you to pick, like, a a really big word. A lot of letters, a whole lot of letters, and makes it more interesting, more difficult. Have you done that . Got it. Are you thinking of a word right now . Mmhmm. A lot of letters . Yep. Real word . Mmhmm. Fantastic. Close the book. Think of the whole word. Think of the whole word. Think of the first letter. Think of the second letter. Thats good. [ light laughter ] good. Here we go. Yeah, all right. Lets try this. [ light laughter ] okay. Just first thought, first thought, perfect. All right. Jimmy, i just wrote something down. Jimmy okay. I cant change my mind. Miss, you literally could have thought of, pretty much, any word in that entire book, right . Mmhmm. It would be pretty impressive if i wrote down the word youre thinking of right now . Yeah. That would be amazing. Yes. Miss, for the very first time, what is the word you are thinking of . Halfheartedly. Jimmy. Jimmy hmm. Wait for it. Halfheartedly. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont understand whats going on. This is halfheartedly. Jimmy okay. This is halfheartedly in code. [ light laughter ] this is this is actually even more impressive than if i just wrote down halfheartedly. Jimmy okay. Seriously, because theres one book left. [ drumroll ] its the websters dictionary. [ laughter ] tarik, can you please open that book to page 325, 325 in that dictionary . Um, okay, okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy yep. Are you on page 325 . Yeah. On each page, there are two columns. Can you please look at the first column on that page . Okay. Great. And can you please go down to the fourth bold entry, the fourth bold definition on that page . Again, miss, you could have thought of any word in that entire book. I wrote this down before you ever said it out loud. Tarik . Oh. It should say halfhearted or halfheartedly. Its halfhearted. Jimmy ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause. [ applause ] lets take this even further. Lets take this even further. At the beginning, you, you thought of a word, and you thought of a page number. Jimmy yes. Do you remember that page number . Jimmy yes, i yes. You good . Okay, perfect, perfect. [ light laughter ] page has now vanished from the book . [ laughter ] jimmy i i dont see how thats possible. Jimmy, what was the page number . Jimmy 272. 272. Jimmy 272, sole. Can you please turn that book to page 272 . Jimmy oh, man. [ light laughter ] feel bad for Neil Patrick Harris, cause hes going to be missing a 272. [ audience ohs ] its ripped out. Its one page. Jimmy its been ripped out. Its missing from the book. What if i told you, you know exactly where this page is right now . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i dont know what to tell you. I dont know why id no, no, but you do know where this page is. You know it subconsciously. Because you thought of a word, right . Jimmy uhhuh, yes. Well, you thought of the word, sole. Sole. Like the sole of your sh jimmy, take your shoe off. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] it was sole, right . Sole . Jimmy yes. Lift up the sole. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . Like in here . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know if i can. I mean go from the back, maybe you can try to use one of these. Jimmy let me see this thing, this will help. Just right in there. Jimmy oh, my gosh. These are really nice shoes. [ laughter ] inside of the sole. Now again, if you thought of a a different page, it would have been a different word, it would have been a different place. [ drumroll ] yo jimmy, we havent set anything up. We havent talked before the show. One page in the sole of his shoe. And check this out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont know how the heck he did that. Oh, my gosh ive never thats crazy dan white [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Jimmy thank you, my friend. For tickets to the magician, visit nomadupstairs. Com. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. Dan white [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Scarlett Johansson, Richard Dreyfuss, demi lovato, michael che, dove cameron, dan white once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]