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Musical guest macklemore and ryan lewis, and featuring the legendary rootew. Questlove 494 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey go ahead, enjoy yourself. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. Hot crowd tonight, baby. Hot crowd. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. I feel the love. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] the tonight show. We got a big great, great show tonight. But first lets get to some news here. Of course, things are really heating up between donald trump and Hillary Clinton. Thats right, hillary gave a a speech yesterday attacking trump, and then today, trump gave a counter speech attacking hillary. Yeah. Which means 2016 will always be remember as the election of shut up. No you shut up. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, trump really went after Hillary Clinton today. In fact, he said that hillary, quote, gets rich by making you poor. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] then hillary was like, you mean like owning a bunch of casinos . [ laughter and applause ] steve hey heyoh ho hey hey oh hey [ laughter ] jimmy of course, its already been a long and taxing campaign for donald trump. And if you listen to the speech he gave today, i think he might finally be running out of breath. This is real. We didnt do anything to this footage. Take a look at this. Tell me folks, does that work . [ de itself [ deep breath ] [ laughter ] in the years since 2001. [ deep breath ] we have to protect our country. [ deep breath ] all over the country [ deep breath ] they get punished [ deep breath ] in america. [ deep breath ] i wonder why. [ deep breath ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy was he giving a a speech or taking a lamaze class . I dont know what [ laughter ] ive never seen anyone breathe like that. Isnt that weird . [ laughter ] that breathing actually reminds me of somebody. [ darth vader breathing ] [ laughter and applause ] well now it makes sense. But as i mentioned, hillary gave this speech about trump yesterday and said, quote, hes written a lot of books about business but said they all seem to end at chapter 11. Steve oh. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] bang. Jimmy then Bernie Sanders said, even i felt that burn you know . [ laughter ] and you go, yeah that was thats a [ applause ] and while he was back at the capitol yesterday, Bernie Sanders accidently went to the republican lunchroom. [ laughter ] bernie knew he wasnt in the democrats lunchroom when he couldnt get a free lunch. [ laughter and applause ] actually, bernie gave an interview on cspan today and admitted for the first time that he probably wont be the democratic nominee. Which at this point is like me admitting i probably wont get drafted into the nba tomorrow night. [ laughter and applause ] bummer. Im really upset. Speaking of the nba. I saw that the Cleveland Cavaliers had their big victory parade today. [ cheers ] and apparently lebron james road in the back of a bentley while smoking a cigar. [ laughter ] while the rest of the team was behind him crammed in one toyota tercel. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was odd. Steve fair. Jimmy thought that was a a little weird. Steve little bit. Carrie underwood will premiere a new sunday night football theme song this year titled oh, sunday night. Yeah. Apparently the nfl had already recorded the song with someone else but they felt it was too low energy. We actually got footage of the original opening. And i think they made the right call. But lets see what you think. Oh sunday night its time to watch the football chanting yes we scored and hooray but dont stay up too late you must wake up at eight tomorrow is a full work day tackle helmet referee touchdown oh sunday night [ cheers and applause ] jimmy todd greymon iii. Steve beautiful. Its beautiful. Jimmy americas got talent winner. Steve oh, my gosh. Not runner up. Jimmy hes a champion from years steve hes a winner. Jimmy couple of seasons ago. Yeah. I think they made the right choice. Check this out. I read that 62 of Colorado High School students say that they had never used marijuana. Stoned were the High School Students who admitted to smoking marijuana. [ applause ] are you smoking weed in there . Nope. You want some . [ laughter ] thats right, 62 of High School Students in colorado said they dont smoke marijuana even though its legal in the state. Yep. They said smoking got a lot less cool once their dad started doing it all the time. [ laughter ] hey, son. Look at the gnarly joint i rolled up. Wanna blaze it up with the old man . Steve blaze it. Jimmy dont Humphrey Bogart it. [ laughter ] he humphreyed it. Finally, this is pretty crazy. I saw that one of russias richest men is getting divorced from his wife and apparently shes seeking 7 billion. Which would be the largest divorce settlement in history. Then trump said, eh, stay tuned. [ laughter ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, roots. Its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night the very funny will forte will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy plus, from the hit television show, pretty little liars, Ashley Benson will be dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and well have music from joseph. Its a good show. Then on friday we have nfl superstar j. J. Watt, the avett brothers, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] thats on friday. But first we love it when he stops by. Gordon ramsay is joining us tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy donkey you call that risotto, donkey you clean it up now, donkey [ laughter ] steve ooh. Jimmy he just yells. Steve y jimmy i love him. Hes the nicest dude ever. But he has a potty mouth. Steve what . [ laughter ] jimmy and im not gonna stand for it tonight. Steve you dont put up with that kind of malarkey. Jimmy i dont put up with that type of malarkey. That bologna. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy hes the best. Steve that bologna. Jimmy he;s the best dude ever. Also joining us tonight, shes a talented, talented young actress from the new movie the neon demon, elle fanning is here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy elle and i are going to play catch phrase later in the show with some special guests. Steve ooh. [ cheers ] jimmy should be fun. Plus, hes the eighth grader who was all over the news for the amazing graduation speech where he impersonated all the president ial candidates. Did you see this kid . Jack aiello is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hilarious. Steve hilarious. Jimmy great job. Steve nice choices. Jimmy and not only do we have music, but we have a very special performance from macklemore and ryan lewis steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] it is great. Did you see it yet. I wanna be surprised. Jimmy it is a memorable steve its nuts. Jimmy every time they come on they always do something crazy and cool. Steve yeah. Jimmy its like a grammy performance. Get ready. Its a memorable one tonight. I love those guys. [ cheers and applause ] give you a little taste of it right here. Its called dance off. No cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off thats it. Thats it. Steve no, wait, wait. Thats it . Jimmy just a taste. Thats it. Just so you know what to expect. Steve just so you can wet beak. Jimmy yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] guys, the Republican National convention is less than a month away and everyones been wondering when donald trump will name his running mate. Well believe it or not, he announced his pick for Vice President earlier today, and we have footage of the speech. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy we got it. Steve we got it. Jimmy yeah. Steve not a joke. [ laughter ] we have the real speech. Jimmy well, no, no, no. Steve yeah. All right. All right. Jimmy i never said that. But we have footage of the speech. Take a look at this. [ chrs jimmy thank me. [ cheers and applause ] thank me. Thank me. Thank me. [ laughter ] first off, i appreciate the congrats about being right about the Cleveland Cavaliers. [ laughter ] i said theyd come back from being down 31 and now everyones like, donald, youre so good at sports. [ laughter ] anyway, today i have a very big announcement. A lot of people have been speculating about who im gonna pick as my running mate. Chris christie . Lebron james . [ laughter ] chewbacca mom . [ laughter ] all good choices. But no, the only person good enough to be my Vice President is me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats why 14 years ago, i created a clone of myself. [ laughter ] he just graduated from the eighth grade and hes here tonight. Hes just fantastic. [ light laughter ] so allow me to introduce your next Vice President , little donald. [ cheers and applause ] thank me, thank me. [ laughter ] you know, its just fantastic to be here. Its just fantastic. [ laughter ] jimmy isnt he beautiful . Isnt he terrific . [ laughter and applause ] [ growling ] down boy. Down boy, down. Jimmy down boy. [ growling ] down, boy. Easy, easy, boy. Easy, easy. Jimmy easy, boy. Easy. [ laughter ] jimmy we make quite a team. Look at us. We have the same voice. We have the same hair. And we have the same size hands. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy theyre big. Theyre big beautiful hands, arent they . We also have the same brain. We think exactly alike. In fact, when even finish each others jimmy walls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] together, the two of us will create jobs. Well grow the economy. And most importantly, we will find dory. [ laughter ] she could be anywhere by now. She could be in south america. She could be in australia. She could even be all the way in china [ laughter and applause ] jimmy hey, little donald, ive got an idea. Lets prank call hillary. [ laughter ] here, you pretend to be Bernie Sanders. [ laughter ] hello, secretary clinton, this is senator Bernie Sanders [ laughter ] is your refrigerator running . [ laughter ] well, so am i and im never, ever dropping out [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Its so great. Its beautiful. Its fantastic. Classic little donald. [ laughter ] now, lets call bernie. You pretend to be hillary. [ laughter ] hello, senator sanders, its an honor to be talking to you over the telephone. I was going to email you, but before i hit send, i accidentally deleted it. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy genius. Thats genius. Where did you learn all these amazing impressions . Trump university, which is terrific, by the way. Just so you know that. Jimmy it is terrific, by the way, just so you know. [ laughter ] fantastic. See america, were the perfect team to defeat Hillary Clinton. Who, by the way, still cant knock off Bernie Sanders. Sad. Sad. [ laughter ] jimmy so this november, vote for donald and little donald. Together we will both make America Great again. Its going to be huuuuuge jimmy cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] steppin in a rhythm who needs to think when toyour feet just go . [ music playing ] theres a party over here. Theres a party right now, hey. I love it, i love it, i love it, i love it into just 96 calories. Pack all that great taste well, thats a mystery you dont need to solve. You just get to enjoy. Spelled different because its brewed different. Steppin in a rhythm who needs to think when your to afeet just go ha ha, hey hey theres a party over here, theres a party right now i love it, i love it, i love it its. 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Ruptured, so jimmy how sad, just laying hurdling over you, yeah, digging it in there, yeah. Thats a bummer, man, because youre an athletic dude. Yeah, i try to keep fit. Jimmy well, you almost were a professional soccer player. We always talk about that. Yeah, a long time ago, but im just not good at sitting still. Jimmy yeah, exactly. You know, straight after surgery, just under what . 19 minutes. They woke me up, and then, literally, the end of the bed i saw this. We call it a zimmer frame. You call it a walker. And i was, like, visualizing this thing. I said, are you ser is that for [ bleep ] me . [ laughter ] jimmy dont say the no, but sorry. I was shocked. [ laughter and applause ] i was shocked. [ cheers and applause ] sorry, sorry. Jimmy im going to walk. Im going to walk. Imagine if someone brought you a walker jimmy yeah. Youre in your 40s. I said, come on. Youre 35 years too early. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. Get that thing out of there jimmy yeah, exactly. So these are fine. I tell you, great for your upper body. Jimmy is that right . So tanan youre a stud. Its like popeye. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, absolutely, yeah. Lets talk about this game. Yes. Jimmy this mobile game, Gordon Ramsay dash. Yes. Jimmy its really fun idea and a good game. Its about running a a restaurant. Yes, you start off with a a little simple bistro. Then, you build out. You get your burger chain, your pizza, then you can have a a chefoff. You have a duel, sort of, battle. So you can be battling me, i can be battling bobby and we could have a bit of fun with this thing. Jimmy yeah, and then, you also have, i know, like, a a michelin star thats right. Jimmy is the big deal if youre a chef. Yeah, i mean thats the very top restaurant in the world. Its governed by this, sort of, scrutiny, so we came up with and idea called wishlin. So, if you dont play that game, then trust me ill be in your phone first thing in the morning saying, hey, standards dropped, move your ass. Get your [ bleep ] together, and [ laughter ] come on thats perfect. Jimmy im going to walk. Im going to walk. [ cheers and applause ] come on. Jimmy no, you cant. You got to be [ bleep ] okay. Jimmy no, it is not okay. You cant th its [ bleep ] okay. Jimmy no, it is not okay. [ cheers and applause ] hey dont go hey, you guys say crap in the morning. Crap is [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] okay, sorry, sorry. My apologies jimmy were going to cut that were cutting that part out of the interview. Sorry. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy heres your avatar here in the game. This is you behind the [ cheers ] thats the video game. I like it. Yes. Jimmy i think its looks cool. Yeah, holly, our 16yearold twin said, dad, youre faking it there, arent you . I said, what do you mean . She said, youre missing some lines. [ laughter ] jimmy no. Thats my daughter. Jimmy i know, exactly. I wakes up and shes putting coins in my forehead. [ laughter ] i said, what are you doing . She said, im playing connect four. [ laughter ] come on. Thats holly. Jimmy shes a cutie, man. Id like to meet her backstage. Shes a nightmare. Jimmy no, you cant shes backstage shes been in new york all day. Shes been shopping. Shes looking parss in new york. I said, holly, for god sake. [ laughter ] youre 16. Jimmy shes 16 . Youre were sleeping with mommy at 17. Jimmy oh my god. [ crowd ohs ] shes smart. She got you there. You go, all right, get in the car. Lets not talk about it. Congrats again on master chef, too. Amazing, amazing. Jimmy seven, now, is it . What is it with firefighters this year . Jimmy yeah. There was a young guy out of brooklyn, a guy called eric. I mean, these guys obviously got too much time on their hands. Jimmy no, no. But theyre either in the gym or theyre cooking. Jimmy yeah, theyre great cooks. Bloody good cooks. Jimmy yeah. Happy with bloody . Jimmy yeah, bloodys good. Love bloody. [ laughter ] absolutely. I would so much rather bloody than anything else. Just checking. And so this year jimmy i appreciate your restraint. Its kind of its [ bleep ] hard. Jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats it youre in trouble go sit go sit on the naughty step [ british accent ] go sit on the naughty step go sit on the naughty step for five minutes, and then when youre when you realize what youve done, then, well finish the interview damn. Jimmy youre bad today youre very bad [ cheers and applause ] this this jimmy dont even look at me dont even look at me, donkey done even this is so [ bleep ] unfair. [ laughter ] jimmy are you kidding no, no. I wont help you. This is just unbelievable. I got to say [ bleep ] jimmy no [ laughter ] no im supposed to be resting. [ laughter ] jimmy sorry, yeah. Come on jimmy i found out your favorite beverage, by the way. Oh, yes. Jimmy your favorite cocktail. Amazing. Jimmy its in the Gordon Ramsay pub and grill in Atlantic City yes. And its called wake up your [ bleep ] donkey. [ laughter ] jimmy no, its not called that. Im gonna okay, okay, okay, okay. Its called wake up your donkey. Jimmy wake up your donkey. Thats the name of the drink. I love it. I love that. Giddy up, you donkey. Do people ask you to yell at them . Sometimes, sometimes. One lady said it turns her on. [ laughter ] i know, a bit weird. That is slightly weird, right. Jimmy when i first met you, i was a little intimidated by you. Stop. Come on. Jimmy well, because im a a big fan, but i thought you would yell at me. I thought youd be mean. I will be if you make me sit on that [ bleep ] step again. [ laughter and applause ] come on, seriously. Jimmy what is in the cocktail . We got the most amazing tequila. Jimmy yeah. Topped with cider jimmy yeah. And then, a little fresh honey. Jimmy really . And then, a really nice elderflower. Now, we asked for smoked elderflower, but we got normal elderflower. Jimmy i mean, come on. Here. [ cheers ] heres to a quick recovery, okay . Thank you so much for being here. Holy [ bleep ], man. Thats delicious. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter and applause ] Gordon Ramsay, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] Gordon Ramsay dash is available for download june 30th. And master chef airs wednesdays at 8 00 p. M. On fox. Elle fanning, everybody. Youre in trouble [ cheers and applause ] avo after 50 years of designing cars for crash survival, subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. A car that can see trouble and stop itself to avoid it. When the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. Not toyota. Not ford or any other brand. Subaru eyesight. An extra set of eyes, every time you drive. My man friend that ive been syour man friend. Like, as i was leaving i was like, goodbye, i love you, and like. laughs whatd he say . I said, dont say anything oh god laughs cause now like, this is the cliffhanger, so we dont know if he loves you. 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Behrs most advanced paint. Come find our top rated paints, only at the home depot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a fantastic actress who you know from films like super 8 and maleficent. You could see her in the new movie, the neon demon, which is in theaters this friday. Everyone, please welcome elle fanning [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for coming back to the show. Thank you thank you jimmy look at you here on the cover. Ooh la la [ cheers and applause ] high fashion. Thats the jam right there, right . Yeah, high fashion, very neon demon inspired. Jimmy its right, yeah. Its perfect. And i know youre going to the premiere tonight, so thank you. I am. Jimmy congratulations on that. Thanks. Jimmy well get to talk about that, but i want to talk about something because i think this is very cool. You collect bubble gum wrappers . Yes, i do. Jimmy explain that to me. I have well, so its only particular bubble gum, so, like, hubba bubba, double bubble, or, like, bazooka, and i keep them under the bed. Jimmy they still make hubba bubba . Yeah. Jimmy i love hubba bubba. Its, like, bubble tape and stuff, you know. Jimmy i know bubble tape. Yeah. Jimmy but you dont keep thats not wrappers. No, but you can keep the can. Jimmy you can keep the can. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can keep the thing. I dont know why. Jimmy you keep those, no . I love double bubble too. Yeah, and the bazooka has the comic, which is nice. Jimmy and it just takes a a real lot of energy to chew that gum. [ laughter ] the first couple bites is like [ grunts aggressively ] then it softens up and gets good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy but you also collect greeting cards too . I get very excited by them. [ laughter ] jimmy dude, we should hang out. We both get so excited about everything. Well, when you go into, like, cvs or something, and you, like, head straight to the greeting cards. Even if its not someones birthday, or you know, you always pop up and need one. But im very particular about giving them out. Jimmy oh, really . When i get them, i kind of like the collection. So if its someones birthday, mom is like, oh, you can just go get a card. Im like, i cant use that one for them. Jimmy thats a a 2013 hallmark. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy you dont want to send that one out. Its priceless. This is big news, you just graduated high school. Yes, like a couple days ago. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations, pal. Thank you. Jimmy well done. I know jimmy thats so cool. Thank you. Jimmy well, we wanted to get you a graduation gift, and i thought this was gonna be kind of fun. You did . Jimmy yeah. This is a its 1,000 oh, my god jimmy double bubble wrapper. That is crazy jimmy thats cool, right . This is amazing jimmy its like a work of art, right . Yeah, it took me a lot of chewing. Oh boy, that was a lot of energy, but i know you love double bubble. This is the best. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, cool, cool, cool. I love you. Ill just take that over here, yes. Absolutely. Lets talk about the movie, here. This is a scary, weird, good oh, my gosh interesting film. The director is nicolas winding refn. Mmhmm. Jimmy he did drive with ryan gosling. He did. Jimmy this movie is i mean well, you should explain it, right . Yeah, its about a 16yearold girl who moves from a small town to l. A. And she wants to be a a model. Jimmy yeah. And she kind of gets caught up in these beautyobsessed women who are other models and makeup artists, and its, like, will she survive or will she not, but done in a great nick refn, you know, stylized way. Jimmy beautifully lit, beautifully shot, but then it gets really dark. Yes, it does. It goes pretty dark. Jimmy yeah. No spoilers, but wow. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, all right. I have a clip here. This is elle fanning in the neon demon. Take a look at this. Do you have a name, or you want me to guess . Jessie. Jessie. Did you just get to l. A. , jessie . How did you know . You got that look. Dont worry honey. That little deer in the headlights thing is exactly what they want. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about, yeah. Stick around, everybody. Elle fanning and i are playing catchphrase after the break. [ cheers and applause ] all the other guys are talking about these days is how good their coverage is. But only one network is giving you more than just great coverage. Tmobile only tmobiles lets you stream video and music for free not only that, but we doubled our lte coverage in the last year. Thats right our coverage now stacks up with anybody. Including verizon and at t. So now you can get rid of the other guys and get great coverage from tmobile. We got you covered. And we wont stop the internet gotusy not rocket mortgage. 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Elle you go over here. All right. Jimmy thanks for the performance youre about to do tonight, because that is get ready when you see it. It is fantastic. I love you guys. Bless your heart. Jimmy all right, the heres how the game works. Elle youll start the game by pressing start on this buzzer and then draw a clue from top of the pile. Are you nervous . Yes. Jimmy all right, good. You should be. You should be, yeah. Steve one brain. Jimmy yes, one brain. Were going to do this. Get your teammate, higgins, to guess the clues as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the player on your right. Steve right. Jimmy you can make any physical gesture. You can say anything, but you cant say any words in the actual clue. If youre holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. Elle, press start and draw your clue. And have fun, everybody. [ beeping ] okay, so you play this. It was a movie i think with will ferrel. Steve clue. Its you play it and youre like your ducking out of the way. Steve dodgeball. Dodgeball. Yes. Jimmy wow. [ faster beeping ] this is when you use your not your pinky, but your thumb. Yes. And then you wwe. Jimmy thumbs down. You wwe them. You [ beeping intensifies ] wwf. Thumb wrestle. Yes. Jimmy thumb wrestle. [ cheers and applause ] steve this is something you use to clean windows. Steve its called a a weegee. Steve yes, but doesnt begin with a w. [ beeping intensifies ] abcdefg steve no, no, no. Youre going to take them squeegee. Steve yes. [ buzzing ] squeegee. Jimmy oh. [ applause ] no way. No way. We got that one. We got it. Jimmy no the buzzer went off. Steve buzzer went off. Jimmy im sorry, donkey. Thats what happened. [ laughter ] all right, ready . All right, now we know how to play. Jimmy all right. Ready . All right. Now we know how to play. [ talking over each other ] jimmy it didnt help anything. Steve yeah, yeah. That was bad. You shouldnt have done that. Jimmy yeah, it was like psycho. You should have done that. Okay. Steve ready . Jimmy yup. Ready holmes . Jimmy here we go. [ beeping ] duckface. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ready . Raise the roof. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] one of their songs. Steve thrift store . Thrift shop . No, its a a song, its like new york [ beeping intensifies ] steve downtown downtown you throw this thing and it flies around in the sky and comes back to you. Jimmy boomerang. Boom. Jimmy boom. [ cheers and applause ] steve this is what a a magician says. Abracadabra. Steve no the other thing. Aha [ laughter ] steve sounds like your eyes go in and out. [ beeping intensifies ] hocus pocus. Boom. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. Im pulling. [ buzzing ] [ cheers ] steve oh. Tug of war. Tug of war. [ talking over each other ] jimmy here we go. This is for the win. This is for the win. We can do this. Lets go lets go, lets go. Here we go. Ready and [ beeping ] i want my baby back ribs. Jimmy yes. [ cheers andla blank like a bee. Steve float. No. Steve sting. Jimmy float like a bee . Float like a butterfly. When youre playing poker and you call someones bluff. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] steve oh, this is not good. Im having a brain fart. [ laughter ] steve no, no, no. [ laughter ] i saw that one time on your show. Steve its not a good bold night. Opposite of good is evil. Sad. Steve yes. Sad, not bad. What hair day . Jimmy yes. [ cheers and applause ] this is blanking on twitter. This is blanking on twitter. Steve trending, trending. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] when you go on stage and you say to someone, hey, good show, go jimmy break a leg. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] yes [ buzzing ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to elle fanning. Macklemore and ryan lewis. Well be back with more. Stick around, everybody. Oh, that was great. 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Oscar mayer deli fresh ham made with pure honey for a taste everyone will love. We asked real people to use on their bums. Why do you think the ripples make a difference . It gets it all clean. They give me a very happy feeling bum. Go cottonelle, go commando. My man friend that ive been syour man friend. Like, as i was leaving i was like, goodbye, i love you, and like. laughs whatd he say . I said, dont say anything oh god laughs cause now like, this is the cliffhanger, so we dont know if he loves you. Whats gonna happen if he doesnt . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest became an overnight sensation last week when he gave a speech at his eighth grade graduation impersonating politicians like donald trump, Hillary Clinton, ted cruz, Bernie Sanders and even president obama. Take a look at this. Hello and congratulations, you are now getting to hear a a speech from the magnificent donald trump. Some of the greatest memories that we had were just in gym class. P. E. Theyve given us the skills we need to get through sixth grade and through seventh grade and through eighth grade. And now were going to take those skills and apply them to high school. Yes, i do agree with the principal. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] from chicago, illinois, please welcome jack aiello, everybody. [ ch a thank you for being here. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much for having me on. Jimmy oh, please, were so happy to have you here. Dude, we make a great team. Thank you for doing that bit with me earlier. Oh my gosh, it was so fun. I had such a great time doing it. And its really cool to be in this chair that a lot of cool people have been in. [ laughter ] jimmy this chairs pretty cool too. [ laughter ] what people have you seen in the show . Oh, gosh, like harrison ford. Jimmy yup. Even like donald trump and Hillary Clinton have been. So, its pretty cool, yeah. Jimmy yes, absolutely, they have been here. Did you want to say hi to your friends . What school you go to . Thomas middle school. Jimmy thomas middle school. Is that in chicago . [ applause ] yes, arlington heights. Jimmy arlington he so, hi to everyone over at the middle school there. [ cheers and applause ] do they know youre going to be on tonight . I really havent told them yet. I kind of wanted to make it a a surprise so jimmy wow, thats going to be fun. Theyre going to be surprised. How about the speech itself and what you did there . Walk me through, because i thought it was fantastic. First of all, youre so talented. And well written jokes too, by the way. That was really good. Did you do the writing . Did you write this . Yeah, i did. I did do the writing, yeah. We had to write a speech for our english class and present it. Jimmy how many kids . It was roughly around like 330, 350 kids. Jimmy wow. A lot of competition. Yeah. So we went through a few of the rounds and i was one of the four that got picked to give the speech at graduation. Jimmy man, oh, man. I mean, can you imagine whats happened from it . No. I never could have imagined. Jimmy who was filming it . Oh, that was my parents filming the video. [ laughter ] jimmy you impersonated and one of the guys, ted cruz, actually tweeted. Okay, this kid is funny. Nicely done and congrats on graduating. That was nice of ted cruz to do that. [ applause ] did you read this as ted cruz . Absolutely. [ laughter ] okay, this kid is funny. Nicely done and congrats on graduating. Jimmy yeah, thats it, yeah. Who do you like [ applause ] who do you like doing the best . I mean, i honestly really like doing them all. They all have unique mannerisms. Jimmy like trump, what does he have . You know, like i did in the beginning, hes got the hands like this. He goes like that. Hes got this one right here. [ laughter ] you know . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have to take notes because honestly you do a a better trump than i do. [ light laughter ] and him saying china. Can you just do that again . China jimmy there you go. [ laughter ] china jimmy then what does hillary have . Hillary clinton has the fists like this and she escalates throughout the sentence. [ light laughter ] jimmy exactly right. Yelling. Yeah. And then how about Bernie Sanders . Please. Yes, i was going to get to this but anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, Bernie Sanders has the hands out in front of him like this. Jimmy yeah. You know, and he has the wandering finger that goes off like that and like this. [ laughter ] and sometimes he goes li [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my god. You got it. You got it, kid, you got it. Thank you so much for being here on the show. Thank you for having me on. Jimmy hope you come back and see us. Best of luck with everything youre doing. [ cheers and applause ] jack aiello, everybody. Well be right back with a a performance from macklemore and ryan lewis. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] its our 4th of july sale. Where you can create the perfect home. From now until july 4th, youll find huge savings on stylish pieces. Plus, youll get an extra tenpercent off accessories and, were offering thirtysix month, nointerest financing. Come in today for savings in every room. Th havertys, your home can be perfect, even when life isnt. The 4th of july sale from classic to contemporary. Havertys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy these guys know how to do it. Theyre a grammy Award Winning duo whose number one album this unruly mess ive made is available now. Performing their new single. It is so good. Its called dance off. Call your local deejays. Request it. Its fantastic. Go on itunes and listen to it. Give it up for macklemore and ryan lewis [ cheers and applause ] get down the floor get down the get down the floor go get down the floor do it come down and get down the floor go i grab my ankle and pull it up and do that thing where i move my butt i got the juice little homie dont use it up i say woo there it is then loosen my tux and then i shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy to the left shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy to the right gimme gimme gimme everything that you got dance off little homie do the damn thing right she got loose elbows and a big ol neck i like a big boned girl who could work up a sweat i rock shelltoes and a turtleneck she just wanna talk i said i aint ted dance off your grandma thats a bad mama jama she doing the banana grabbing my woo like a hammock she like the funk dammit she can handle it she tugging my jimmy feeling a little bit inadequate dance off your grandpa got a hemi like a ham hock hella old hella long looking like matlock dog i dont even wanna have a standoff he drunk talkin bout he bout to take his pants off dance off stop a hater with the macarena i can roger rabbit in my office space watch my pace like im concentrated constipated when i walk this way i challenge you to a dance off hands off no trash talk no back walk on the blacktop just me you thats all no cat calls no tag teams no mascots right now dance off dance off [ cheers and applause ] get down the floor get down the get down the floor go get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go go go go go go go go go dance off go go go go go go go i sneak up behind you like a panther who ordered the private dancer can i get a amen from the pastor pulled the old do you want a back rub you must heard like grey poupon swag on tap like savion jump on the tablecloth fake a fall pretend to break my arm then im breaking you off but please dont tell my babys mama i wanna dance all night til the break of dawn i wanna sweat sweat sweat til your makeup like a champion hey you you there get up out of your chair paid twenty bucks to get in this club cellphone down you square i be going in i cant help it i got bruises on my pelvis ladies fellas dont drunk dial your exs hello bouncer i have a job for you while im dancing watch my shoes tonight is the night that we rendezvous sweat the fountain of youth bust a move fringe jacket pants of leather tanktop spandex and pleather been a stressful week ive had a lot of pressure you have a lot of great moves but mine are better dance off i challenge you to a dance off [ cheers and applause ] hands off no trash talk no back walk on the blacktop just me you thats all no cat calls you ready one no tag teams no mascots one two three right now dance off dance off get down the floor get down the get down the floor go get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go go go go go go go go go dance off go go go go go go go get down the floor get down the get down the floor go get down the floor do it come on and get down the floor go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes yes thats what im talking about that is how you do it that is how you do it right there macklemore and ryan lewis this unruly mess ive made is out now. My thanks to Gordon Ramsay, elle fanning, jack aiello, macklemore and ryan lewis once again [ cheers and applause ] thats the way to do it. Thats how you do it. Give it up for the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight blake lively, from roadies, actor finesse mitchell, music from a ap ferg, featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump, this morning, called Hillary Clinton a world class liar. He added, and i know that because i see her at all the meetings. [ laughter ]

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