And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 484 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy please. Sit down and enjoy yourself, please. Everyone have a seat. Thank you very much for being here. Welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. You made it. Youre at the show. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Hot crowd tonight. Well, here is what everybody is talking about, you guys. The big story is that last night Hillary Clinton earned enough delegates to be the democratic nominee. Making her [ cheers and applause ] making her the first woman to secure a major partys nomination. [ cheers and applause ] she gave a moving speech afterwards and told the crowd, tonight belongs to all of you. Then Bernie Sanders was like, oh, so now shes a socialist. [ laughter and applause ] now great timing. Perfect timing. But Bernie Sanders has still not conceded the race, and said theres actually a chance he could end up being the nominee. Unfortunately for bernie, that chance involves a delorean and a flux capacitor. [ laughter and applause ] we gotta get back, marty over on the republican side, donald trump gave a big speech last night where he said that he understands the responsibility of carrying the republic mantle and said that he will never, ever let you down. Then he was like, starting now. [ laughter and applause ] okay, now. Here we go. And now. Meanwhile, some senior aides working with donald trump told nbc news that his campaign is actually severely understaffed, and very disorganized. Even crazier, most of trumps speeches are written by throwing poetry magnets at a a fridge. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy tremendous spark must never foot. And i like it, its good. [ laughter ] its beautiful. Trump released a statement yesterday to address the Trump University scandal claiming 98 of students gave the school high ratings in one survey. Yeah. I saw some of the survey questions and i think that theyre a little bias. Take a look. First they ask, rate your experience at Trump University on a scale of 9 to 10. [ laughter ] i mean thats even on a test that seems steve what can you pick. Jimmy that seems next they asked, finish this sentence, my time at Trump University was great please add one more exclamation point. [ laughter and applause ] thats not really a question. Steve thats not a a question. My heres the last one. Trump university is the greatest institution on earth. Agree, strongly agree, or have it tattooed on your face. [ laughter and applause ] that just seems biased to me. Steve look through those glasses. Jimmy and only 98 out of those [ light laughter ] listen to this. Despite major set backs, brazils sports minister is insisting that rio is ready to host the summer olympics in august. Saying people who attend will have a great experience. When asked what hes looking forward to the most, the minister was like, oh, im not going to be there. [ laughter and applause ] oh, hey people happy no. Here in the states, tomorrow night, we have game 5 of the stanley cup finals, between the Pittsburgh Penguins and san jose sharks. Thats big. [ cheers and applause ] now as you know, at the end of the series, they give out most valuable player award. But they also give out other awards during the series. Sort of like the ones in High School Year books, like most likely to succeed, clalo stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is logan couture. Hes a center for the san jose sharks. He was voted, most likely to be the love child of tom cruise and gary busey. [ laughter and applause ] they rarely steve wow. Jimmy rarely give that award out. Steve yeah, rarely. Only twice. [ light laughter ] jimmy its a special award. Steve yeah, very special. Jimmy next up is ben lovejoy. Hes a defenseman for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He was voted, most likely to hand you a mixtape labeled songs ive watched you sleep to. [ laughter and applause ] [ snores ] steve goodnight. [ light laughter ] jimmy next up from san jose is patrick marleau. [ light laughter ] he was voted, most likely to be experiencing every emotion at once. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy next from san jose is melker karlsson. He was voted, most likely to always end sex by saying aw geez, thanks. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. My god. Jimmy next from pittsburgh is justin schultz. He was voted, most likely to chase a tennis ball you pretended to throw. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy next up from pittsburgh is ian cole. He was voted, most likely to offer you help at j. Crew but then judge you the entire time. [ laughter and applause ] steve youre gonna wear that . [ laughter ] what, what . Whats wrong it . Jimmy finally from pittsburgh is oskar sundqvist. [ audience ohs ] he was voted, least sideburns. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. That was your stanley cup superlatives. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you, higgins, thank you, roots. Steve come on. Jimmy its been a great week so far. There is more ahead. Tomorrow night, this is huge for us, hes the first sitting president to visit the tonight show in new york, president barack obama will be here. Steve woah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the preezy. Steve the preezy. Jimmy of the united steezy. Steve of the united steezy. Jimmy thats correct. If that wasnt enough we are going to have a performance from one of the biggest names in music. And shes just the coolest person for doing this. Madonna will be here as well. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy president barack obama and madonna on one show. Steve madonna and obama. Jimmy tomorrow night, madonnobama steve madonnobama. Jimmy Obama Madonna. Obama Madonna Madonna obama Obama Madonna fe fy momommo steve mahna mahna. Jimmy madonnobama. Madonnobama madonnobama madonnobama [ laughter ] Obama MadonnaMadonna Madonna obama obamadonna do do do do do obamadonna do do do do obamadonna do do do do do obamadonna do do do do do do do do do do do do do do obamadonna do do do do do do do do do do do do do do steve hey jimmy its a big show. Its gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause ] fun show, big. Steve big. Jimmy we have a big show tonight. Steve oh jimmy this guy is the best, from the new movie now you see me 2, mark ruffalo is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] love that guy. Steve hes a delight. Jimmy he won an oscar for spotlight. Hes a great guy. Later in the show, mark and i are going to see how well we really know each other in a fun new game called the best friends challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy today is best friend day. Steve bff day. Jimmy happy bff day, my man. Steve aw, happy bff day to you. I was talking to sorry, i was talking to questlove. Steve oh. [ light laughter ] plus, this movie is going to be giant. From warcraft, the beautiful paula patton is stopping by. Jimmy warcraft, giant. Steve nuts. Jimmy and we have great standup, every time they come, they just bring the house down. I love them so much, oh, my gosh, twin brothers, the lucas brothers, you guys. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy funny, funny, funny standup. Love those guys. I always say, our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. Theyre from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] steve roots jimmy but it isnt always fun and games. From time to time we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and we have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. It is time for freestylin with the roots here we go [ cheers and applause ] time to freestyle with the roots jimmy oh roots, you ready to do this . Roots yeah. Jimmy thats right. All right, lets pick someone. Who wants the roots to write a a song about them . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on up. Come on over. Come on over here. Come on over here. [ cheers ] how are you . I support you for president. Jimmy thank you very [ light laughter ] i think its a horrible idea. But thank you for i love the shirt. What is your name . Im jessica rosinski. Jimmy jessica. Jessica, where are you from . One year new yorker today. Jimmy hey, no way, welcome. Well now youre official. [ applause ] youre a new yorker. Okay. Game three of the nba finals was tonight between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the golden state warriors. Just go with it. Okay. Great. Awesome. Jimmy if you were in the nba, what would be your jersey number . 14. Jimmy why 14 . I didnt play sports. But my husband does and thats his number. Jimmy aw, thats sweet. [ audience aws ] have nicknames. Lebron james, king james. Steph curry and Klay Thompson are the splash brothers. If you were in the nba, what would your nickname be . The granter of dreams. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i mean, what . What . I did not see that one coming. Wait. The granter of dreams. That is the best nickname ive ever heard in my entire lifetime. The granter of dreams. Its on my business card. Jimmy is it really . Yes. Jimmy no way. Are you a granter of dreams . Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy and youre you are a lucky man. So, wait a second, you can grant someones dreams . Yeah. Jimmy this is unbelievable. [ light laughter ] were gonna have to talk. Because im doing pretty well, but why not . Yeah, okay cool. Guys, we got our pal jessica here. If she were in the nba, her jersey number would be 14. Because that was her husbands number. And her nickname would be, [ cheers and applause ] i love it. For this next one, abba just reunited the past weekend for the first time in 30 years. I know, i was freaking out. So roots, can you guys do an abbastyle song . Granted, oh never mind. Dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams jess ronsiski is on nbc and if she was on a team shed be number 14 and back in the day her husband was on a team and her nickname is the granter of dreams shes the granter of dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams dreams [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ks vote for. Im gonna slip through here if you dont mind. Do you mind . Ill go to the other side. Hi, nice to see you. Hi, how are you . How are you . Jimmy very good. Very like a very yoga pose. Hey, how are you, buddy . Heyo jimmy nice to see you. How you doing . Oh, of course. Yeah. Hey, how are you . [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys, how are you . How are you . Nice to see you. Thank you so much. Excuse me, sorry. Yeah. Dont get up, dont worry about me. Oh my goodness. Hey, oh, almost here. Almost there, sorry about it, buddy. Coming through, coming through. Hey, how are you, pal . Sorry. Oh, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] come on, we got to, we got to, we got to. Please, we have to. We just have to. This is fantastic. [ light laughter ] this is speaking about the granter of dreams, it works. It works. [ cheers and applause ] my dream right here. Here you go. What is your name . Michael anderome. Jimmy yeah, michael. All right good. Do you want the full name . Jimmy no, it doesnt matter. [ light laughter ] michael. The big california primary was yesterday. And teenage mutant Ninja Turtles is the number one movie right now. If you had to pick one ninja turtle to be president , who would you pick . Michelangelo. Jimmy you didnt even think about that. [ light laughter ] why would it be michelangelo . Well, hes got a good first name. [ light laughter ] jimmy ah, very interesting. I get it now, michael, yeah. Is your middle name angelo . No. Jimmy okay, perfect, yeah. My wifes name is angela, so. Jimmy oh my gosh, you got to be kidding me. This is the granter of dreams is here. This is unbelievable. [ applause ] you did it. You did it. Unbelievable. We have pizza parties in the sewer. Jimmy you do . Yeah. Well, thats good because both of your names, and you have pizza parties in the sewer. Good for you. [ light laughter ] guys, we have my man michael here. If he could pick a ninja turtle to be president , of course it would be michelangelo because his name is michael. And, is it your wife or girlfriend . Wife. Jimmy youre close enough for michelangelo. And we also eat pizza now and then in the sewer. [ light laughter ] its like the cartoon. Thats a joke. For this last one, because but seriously, we do. Jimmy you do. I know you do. Ive been to a couple of them, you dont remember . But this last one, because the california primary was yesterday. Roots, can you guys do west coast rap sort of thing . [ light laughter ] the primaries of cali a place that seen made you an animal now you michal but it aint michelangelo im at the waldorf where im a resident i just voted michelangelo for president and you too boy if you mess with me the roots crew gonna have to come and get me off this stage thats how im going out hey yo questlove what that afro about tonight show is always on the air baby we come on after the news daily hey yo weekly monthly yearly hey yo turn the mic up so they can hear me captial quest and my home boy jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy michel, angela. Thanks to these guys thank you to the roots [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with mark ruffalo. 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Thats right, over 70 great combos starting at 6. 99. What do you call an australian dinner party that starts at lunch . Bloomin great [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an oscarnominated actor and just great all around dude. He stars in a new movie called now you see me 2, which is in theaters this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please we welcome mark ruffalo. Mark ruffalo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mark ruffalo thats the move how can i do it . Youre here. Thank you. Jimmy hey, buddy. Nice to see you, buddy. The roots jimmy thats right. The roots. [ cheers ] were so thank you so much for being here. You always look sharp. Youre a good man. What . Were you gonna Say Something . Im so happy to be here. Jimmy you are . You invited me. [ audience aws ] jimmy i did, yeah. No, i wish you were here every week, cause i look forward to seeing you. I havent seen you since you won an oscar for spotlight, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, that kind of blew my mind a little bit. Jimmy it did . Yeah. Jimmy you guys didnt think you were gonna win . No, i dont think anyone thought we were gonna win. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, you have a one and six chance or something, right . Whatever it is. But as the night as the night wore on and we didnt win any other oscars [ laughter ] jimmy that is true. Our chances became very, very slim. Jimmy were you all sitting next to each other . We were all sitting next to each other. Jimmy just like losers row . This is the longest night of our lives. [ laughter ] jimmy but you but you ended up winning and it was just and we closed the place down jimmy thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] thats what you gotta do. That what you gotta do. My tail. Jimmy oh, okay. Sorry. I dropped my tail. Jimmy i thought you split your pants or something. I was like, all right. [ laughter ] but you were talking backstage and it was very interesting, because you did not win the individual oscar, sorry about that, for acting. Rry to bring it up. [ laughter ] but i have to bring it up, only because you lost to mark rylance. No, yeah. Yeah, that was hard. Jimmy was that rude . It wasnt the kind of thing i thought of preoscars. Was that the one person in my category also shared my first name and the first consonant of my last name. [ laughter ] jimmy its just the weirdest thing. cause i was watching and i go, mark ra [ laughter ] and the difference between ra and lan ended up being an hour for me. [ laughter ] jimmy youre like slow motion. It was just like mark raaaaaa and everyone everyone went into slow motion. People were run like grabbing towards me down the aisle. My wife was like waiting for the slow scream, like [ laughter ] Stanley Tucci turned around and grabbed the inside of my thigh. [ laughter ] jimmy yes were gonna do this, yeah. Yes. And then lance. Jimmy lance. And you go, him too. He was great as well. Yeah. That was a let down. Jimmy oh, gosh. Lets talk about now you see me 2. Speaking of magic and stuff like that. This is the first one i loved. Its just a fascinating movie, because the tricks to do magic in a movie, to me, i think is one of the trickiest things ever, cause you go, oh, thats editing or something. It could easily, and now its here and a bunny. But for some reason you had to give away the whole movie . [ laughter ] jimmy spoiler alert its a bunny at the end. Spoiler alert. Jimmy spoiler alert. Theres a rabbit in the hat, big deal. We pull a hat out of a a rabbit. We do, we do. We truly do. Jimmy its a giant illusion at the end of the film, but now we can say that youre part of the horseman. You can say that, right . We can officially say that. Jimmy cause the movies the first ones already out and if you didnt see it well then please, guys. I cant how long can i wait for this . Forget about it. Jimmy but you have a great cast and man amazing. Jimmy weve had a bunch of people from the movie on our show and they said the best, nicest stuff about you. cause a lot of people like you. Youre a good guy. Well, thats nice to hear. Jimmy well, i wanna did you have fun . If people dont like somebody do they like, you know weve had a lot of people from the cast here and they pretty much hated you. [ laughter ] jimmy they wouldnt bring you up. They wouldnt bring you up. Right, right. Jimmy they wouldnt talk about you. Like, we had Daniel Radcliffe and we had dave franco. Franco. Jimmy and they both said, ruffalo is the greatest guy. We had a love fest when we had an amazing time. Jimmy i really dont want you to leave. I want you to be here every single week, cause we just were fans. Im here, man. Jimmy i know. I love you. I live, right, just a few block away. Jimmy you do . Yeah, i could walk to work. Jimmy you guys, we have busses waiting for everybody. Were going back to marks tonight. [ cheers ] to party but first you guys are coming, too. Jimmy yeah, everyones coming. First, i wanna show a clip. Heres mark ruffalo and Morgan Freeman in now you see me 2. Take a look at this. I know you blame me for your fathers death. I know you think i goaded him into performing a trick he couldnt pull off. I know the time in jail was a a result of a 30year revenge plot against me. Supposing thats all true, you think id tell you now . You wanna know how i know . I know because its always, always more than whats on the surface. Youre not getting in my head, okay . You think youre luring me into a trap . Youre not. Now i am desperate, which means im dangerous. My only concern is the health and wellbeing of the horsemen. And youre going to lead me to them and if you dont, i promise you youre gonna end up far worse than in some cushy jail cell somewhere. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy grabbing god. Yelling at god. Jimmy thats god. I held i had god like that. Jimmy you had god like that. Yeah, exactly. Its Morgan Freeman, yeah. I wanna play a game with you after the break, cause i always like to have fun with you. Do you mind playing a game with me . Will i lose . Jimmy no, its kind of a a fun game yeah, id love to do that. Jimmy we play together, kind of. Sure, yeah. Jimmy good. Mark and i are playing a fun new game after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. Nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. From the makers of pepsi cola. Im gonna smell it. Im just gonna take one small sip. Kinda seemed like more than a sip. 1893. Bloldly blended colas. Amber assumed all ranch dressings were made equal. Rror. Assume nothing. Hidden valley ranch has artificial flavors. Kraft ranch has no artificial flavors. No synthetic colors. No wonder it tastes so good. Todays the day oh look creepy gloves for my feet. 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[burke] it happened august fourteenth,2008, and we covered it. Talk to farmers. We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum stroand restoring aing a newbfathers faith. Its standing tall after one surgery. Stronger is being a typical kid. Despite a rare disorder. Stronger is nding it earlier. And coming home sooner. Stronger is seeking answers. And not giving up, until you find them. Because we dont just want your kids to grow up, we want them to grow up stronger. Jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are hanging out with mark ruffalo. His new movie, now you see me 2, comes out this friday. Mark, as you know, today is National Best friends days. [ scattered cheers ] it is . Jimmy youve been a guest on this show a lot. And i was to try this game, its called the best friends challenge to see how much that we know about each other. Would you like to play . Id love to play. Jimmy all right, great. Were gonna test to see if were best friends. Here is how the game works right here. This is the perfect game for you and i. [ audience aws ] jimmy you draw a question from the best friends box. Then the other person guesses how they think the other person would answer. Aw, youre opening up your heart light . Yeah, turning it on. Turn the heart light on. Jimmy turn on the heart light. What youre gonna how many we can get right. And once you draw the first question here you go. So, this will be me, and thats you. Okay. Jimmy all right, so yeah. You draw the first question. Im not looking. Dont look. Jimmy but i guess ill hear it anyway. What is my favorite sandwich . Mark ruffalos favorite sandwich. Ooh, youre moving like thats like a Peanut Buttery jam. But thats too obvious. [ laughter ] or is it not . All right. All right, now you show your answer to that camera. Im not gonna look. Okay . [ laughter ] okay. So here is my answer. I think your favorite sandwich is blt. [ audience aws ] no, it didnt happen. Wait, wha what do you mean . That is so close. Jimmy it reallis close . [ laughter ] bacon, lettuce, tomato . And Peanut Butter and jelly. Jimmy no [ laughter and applause ] you should have gone with your first you went with you got to go with the first jimmy i know. I saw pb j. The first thing the first one you went Peanut Butter and jelly jimmy i know youre doing it. Aw, you dont even know me i feel like we dont even know each other. [ laughter ] jimmy come on weve been through so much together jimmy here we go, now. Here we go. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. Ready for this . Oh. Oh, come on. Jimmy what do you think is my best physical asset . [ laughter ] on National Television . Jimmy i am, like im having hard time answering. Me too. Jimmy because this is really hard. Im, im having a hard time with this, because its so hard for you to know what your best asset is. Theres so many. Jimmy yeah. [ audience aws ] thats how best friends treat each other. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. All right. Ready . Jimmy yep. I have my answer. Im gonna show the camera first, so dont look. [ drumroll ] [ laughter ] all right. [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy thats not it. All right. All right. Jimmy no, thats [ laughter ] yeah. What was it . Jimmy i just put theres too many. I thought you were giving me another hint. [ laughter ] were best friends. Thats why im listed two. [ laughter ] jimmy too many. Too many. [ laughter ] jimmy more than more than one. Jimmy too many. Were men. And were men. Jimmy were men and many. And meny. Jimmy were too many. This, this jimmy manly people. Were gonna get this one here. Its just too many. Jimmy were gonna get this one. Were gonna get this one. All right. All right. Jimmy this ones good. [ laughter ] all right. Jimmy it doesnt mean anything. Doesnt mean here, you draw, you pick from this one. Well get this one. Dont worry about it. I feel like im giving a a Christmas Gift to my wife. Jimmy and . [ laughter ] did she enjoy it . Its just so hard to get it right. [ laughter ] jimmy come on. No, no. Theres so much pressure. Jimmy no, no. All right, number two. This is me. Jimmy yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. What is my biggest fear . Jimmy i think i got this. You better get this one. Jimmy okay. Show yours. [ drumroll ] [ laughter ] this ones a shoein for you. Jimmy your biggest fear i think is drowning in milk jimmy to be alone in this world. Jimmy to be alone in this world in a pool of milk. To be alone in this world in a pool of milk with a weight attached to my foot jimmy attached well, you think a pool of milk, and then you have a pb j and all drowning in milk. It makes sense. All right. We still have a chance. We have one more. Right . One more and then the speed round. Here we go. This is ready. Whos my favorite superhero . [ audience aws ] oh oh, come on come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, man. You know whats up. You know what is up. [ cheers and applause ] okay . 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I havent gotten a gift from a a man in a really long time. [ audience aws ] this is amazing. Jimmy here you go, yeah. And it matche o jimmy it looks gorgeous. Look. How did you know . Jimmy try this, watch. Aw. Jimmy look at this the granter of dreams. There you go. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] thats it. We have this forever. Actually really, really nice. Im gonna wear this. Jimmy you going to wear it . You look gorgeous, by the way. For sure. Its matching my outfit. Jimmy pal, i just love having you on. I have so much to talk about. Okay. Jimmy because first of all, the doover with adam sandler and david spade. Its on netflix now. You were fantastic in it. Oh, thank you. Jimmy i loved it. I laughed so much. I had so much fun making that movie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i was like, oh, i love paula patton and you were great in it. And gosh, you know, i love spade, and i love adam sandler. They are the nicest guy. They are the nicest man. I had so much fun. Adams awesome, him and his wife. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah. It was an incredible experience. I would do it over and over again. Jimmy its almost like summer camp, right . It is summer camp. We did it in savannah. And he puts on a camp for everybodys kids. Jimmy oh, he actually does . And its, like, top level summer camp. Jimmy does he really . Like, field trips. Its really hes so thoughtful. Jimmy hes just a good dude. I would do it over and over and over again. Jimmy i love that you can do that. Do it over and over for days. Jimmy and action thats an actioncomedy. But then you go and do warcraft, which i have spent many hours playing. Oh, no way. Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried to figure it out. Oh, please. Tell me, were you, like, a a blood elf is that even a real character . Jimmy no. But i started off my name was you didnt do it. Jimmy i did, yeah. I did because i what was my name, again . Dvarnon was my name. Really . Jimmy yeah. Okay. Jimmy because somebody said, make it sound like a a candybar or Something Like that . I got advice from somebody who actually played it, and i go i couldnt think of a name. And i thought of maybe bar none . Is that a candy . Yeah, i think that is a a candy. Jimmy so i did bar none. Then i go, dvarnon. [ laughter ] and i was dvarnon and i spent months and months just getting killed by other people, but i enjoyed it. As i played the game and it was felecia day, who game me the props on that. Just a shout out to her. But we played all the time. But then this movie comes out and go, okay, warcraft its bigger than big, you guys. Congratulations on this. I just heard in china, biggest nonweekend opening, made 46 million in one day. [ cheers and applause ] its unreal, right . Jimmy in one day. I cant even fathom it. Its really amazing. Jimmy thats fantastic. And you play an orc . I do. I play a half orc, half human. Jimmy half orc, half human, yes. Yes. Jimmy and did you learn how to i didnt have many friends. Jimmy did you learn how to speak orc . I did. And they took it really seriously. You know, i thought, maybe i could just go out there and riff. And theyre like, no, you need a battle coach. Jimmy what do you mean you go out there and riff . I dont know. [ grunting ] like, no one would know. Theyre like, no, we have an actual dialect. Jimmy a language. And all the words mean something. Jimmy and also, let me just show this picture of you. This is you from the movie. Look at this. Oh. [ cheers ] jimmy look at the look at the look at the teeth. Look at the look at the how did you did you get used to those loving them. But yes, it stretched out i had to stretch out my mouth, because i was dribbling wherever i went. I couldnt i jimmy you dont want a a dribbling orc. Youre like [ grunting ] [ laughter ] not cute. Its like, enough already. Jimmy yeah. No, but i would, like, clean the house, play with julian. I must have looked crazy to other people. I cant imagine. But you have get it to be good. Jimmy you just have to do the actors normal stuff, like, go pick your go in the store and go [ grunting ] hi, everybody i wasnt that bold. I should have. You know, looking back i should have gone in the store and done it. Jimmy no, you went for it, and you nailed it, and its paying off. I want to show a clip of my best friend, paula patton, in warcraft. Take a look at this. [ roaring ] [ roaring ] [ shrieking ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how do you do that and also look gorgeous . Unbelievable. Paula patton. Warcraft is in imax 3d and theaters on friday. The lucas brothers perform standup for us after the break. Stick around. Look at this. [ cheers and applause ] heyyyyy its the Little Things that make life rich. Ritz. Canredds apple ale ome beers . Redds apple ale. Also for a limited time in blueberry. [ song continues ] choose any two mcdonaldsing classics for five bucks. 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Whats up . How you guys doin . You good . [ cheers ] good. Good. Our father just got out of prison recently. It was like ten years ago. Yeah. And its been terrible. cause all he wants to do is father son stuff. And it wouldnt be so bad, but hes super arrogant. Like two weeks ago we were ay if i was 15 inches taller i would have been in the nba. [ light laughter ] we were like, no, dude, youd just be a taller criminal. [ laughter ] but it got us to pondering. You think nba players do the same thing in reverse . Like do they talk about the things they would do if they were a little bit shorter . [ laughter ] like lebron james and kevin love chillin at chuck e. Cheese. [ laughter ] and lebron james is like, yo, man, if i was 15 inches shorter, id kill myself. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] we used to love watching the nba, but now its like kind of ruined because of stats. Oh, yeah the advanced stats are killing the game, man. Destroying the game. I dt know if yall know these stats, man, but theres this one stat we a shoots 40 from the three point line, a black man gets arrested. [ laughter ] terrifying. It scared us, man. It was terrifying. It scared us. [ laughter ] we did some more research. We read in the atlantic, one out of every three black dudes get arrested before they turn 31. We just turned 30. [ laughter ] its getting close. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] fortunately enough we got a a younger brother that just turned 18. Yeah. [ light laughter ] so weve been trying to get that dude arrested. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, its either him or us. Thats right. Terrified of getting arrested. Also terrified of the police. Oh, man, the police are too aggressive. Too we had an encounter with them a couple weeks ago. We were chillin at chuck e. Cheese walking away. Thats right. [ light laughter ] nowhere and pulled a gun out on us. Thats right. And it got real strange. He had the gun on me and then he pointed at him, then he pointed at me and then he pointed him and then he stopped. And we got mad nervous, yo. We thought we were going to get arrested because steph curry shot 40 that night. [ laughter ] we got nervous. Got nervous. But it was cool. He didnt arrest us. He just wanted a selfie. And we took it because he had a gun. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] and then he got on his horse and he flew away. Yeah. [ light laughter ] but that experience changed our perspective on guns. Now were antigun activists. Thats right, thats right. And any time we see someone who makes a defense of guns we gotta do something about it. Thats right. So when we saw trump talkin to the nra about people having more guns. We said, we gotta write letter. We gotta write him a letter. So, were gonna share that letter with yall tonight. [ cheers and applause ] dear donald trump. Whats good . [ laughter ] while chillin at chuck e. Cheese. [ laughter ] we saw your orange face makin a defense of guns. You argue that if people have more guns theyll be safer. That logic is flawed. Heres why. 20th century poet Biggie Smalls once said [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got seven mac11s, about eight. 38s, nine 9s, ten mac10s, the guns never end. Now thats about 34 to an infinite amount of guns for one rapper. And he still got shot. Thats right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. We appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cant beat em. The lucas brothers you can see them in the netflix series, lady dynamite. Well be right back, everybody. Lucas brothers. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to mark ruffalo, paula patton, the lucas brothers right there, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] the lucas brothers. And give it up for the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight james corden. Star of the girlfriend experience, actress riley keough. From new york magazine, writer frank rich. Featuring the 8g band with jon theodore. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thats good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Its official now, Hillary Clinton and donald trump have both clinched the nomination for their respective parties. Which means we could be looking at our first female president or our last president. [ laughter ]